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It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (seven years ago)

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (six years ago)

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (six years ago)

two months pass...

I like Hanson.

― Josh in Chicago

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:53 (six years ago)

Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

lol

imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:24 (six years ago)

ha!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:27 (six years ago)

saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 20:55 (six years ago)

good ol DP

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:13 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Anne Frank, what a hipster huh

― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2020 01:43 (six years ago)

kinda true tbh..

flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:48 (six years ago)

tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself

calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:40 (six years ago)

fap on 6th Feb for those who want to.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:32 AM

pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

i'm just always glad to see people bashing it.

― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:01 (six years ago)

At the very least I'd love a physical release
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 5:11 PM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:16 (six years ago)

lollll

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:23 (six years ago)

Tis the season

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (six years ago)

Is that from the babby thread?

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (six years ago)

the television poll actually

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (six years ago)

oh wait i c what u did there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (six years ago)

all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.

― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:54 (six years ago)

ah go on do me next

― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:55 (six years ago)

pvmic more like

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:26 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

how much winking am I supposed to tolerate from this asshole

― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:20 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:44 (six years ago)

yeah yeah yeah

college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:48 (six years ago)

Ha oh God I have a feeling I’m about to go down the best kind of hole . . .

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 5:59 PM (four hours ago)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2020 02:17 (six years ago)

it was not particularly unpleasant. they just need to go slow and have a clear understanding of and feeling for the physical space they are probing.

― A is for (Aimless), 23. marts 2020 02:47 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Frederik B, Monday, 23 March 2020 13:26 (six years ago)

My region, to be frank. It's all hairballs here.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:20 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:29 (six years ago)

Sneaky 77 leak but I'll green light it because it's true in p much every context tbf

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:31 (six years ago)

smdh check the new ilx constitution, emergency powers all 77 content is to be redistributed as required for the good of all in these times

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:32 (six years ago)

Look I'd ask Rhonda to confirm that but last I heard she was stock piling xls sheets and loo rolls.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:34 (six years ago)

I am pleased with my two appearances itt

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:36 (six years ago)

lool pigs making an example of that burnt processed pork by using deadly force against a bbq!

― calzino, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:17 (six years ago)

I know somewhere you can get yeast

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:38 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:41 (six years ago)

that was literally the context tho

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:46 (six years ago)

also probably shouldn't have done it post-dump, pre-wipe

― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 29, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:50 (six years ago)

doesn't really read differently in context in this case

silby, Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:28 (six years ago)

lol was gonna say

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:42 (six years ago)

if anywhere, posts very much in character was the spot for it really

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:51 (six years ago)

i stand corrected

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 22:35 (six years ago)

What a fun cultural exchange this is.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, April 1, 2020 3:36 PM (one minute ago)

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:40 (six years ago)

Tbc I'm with Alphie on this one.

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 19:41 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

I swear to God this thing just squirmed off my desk all by itself.

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:50 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Put some protection on that thing

― calstars, Saturday, April 25, 2020 7:53 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Sunday, 26 April 2020 23:05 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

you wouldn't imagine you have that much space for them to cram it in, but you do
― j., Wednesday, May 20, 2020 4:30 AM

it's such a weird feeling, like your body knows damn well nothing should be up there
― sleeve, Wednesday, May 20, 2020 5:07 AM

of course, i've had it in the ear before
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, May 20, 2020 9:06 AM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 15:47 (six years ago)

The last comment is a joke, of course.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:00 (six years ago)

iggy pop quoted out of context

a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 16:08 (six years ago)

ugh I want to smash that box

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 May 2020 12:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

french flaps, sparkly letters, all the bells and whistles (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 May 2020 14:25 (six years ago)

ha

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 29 May 2020 18:47 (six years ago)

i was looking for the "annoying" thread to post that in but likely better here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 29 May 2020 19:46 (six years ago)


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