2020 Democratic presidential primary

Pete has a Mr. Bean vibe in some photos

And a Brad Stevens vibe in others

I feel bad that he posed like that. It's not as bad as the Paul Ryan pics but seriously, do these guys not have handlers?

He probably does have a handler and that handler is also from Indiana. Paul Ryan’s handlers were probably also from Wisconsin or wherever the fuck he was from. We’ve all seen a regional travel magazine before

I don't see why Pareene dismisses the hypothesis that the people who are saying they'll vote for Joe Biden are saying that because ... they like Joe Biden and think he would be a good President

It's crazy that all the women candidates take pics of precarious intelligence, capableness and non-threatening stature and all the men are still vying for the cover of Mistakenly Handsome and Horny.

blame RFK

Harris did quite well today interrogating Barr; she got him to admit he hadn't read the damn report before writing the March memo!

(NB: not an endorsement for prez, only that she's tough)

she really thrives in that setting and for this reason think she'd be the most trouble for Trump in so-called "debates"

but yeah no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcvcj_VuywA

seems like an endorsement for her to stay where she is imo

yup

that is a very typical excuse to keep a woman in her current place. oooh sooo good at your job, you should just stay there.

uh not really -- I want Warren as president. Harris was my third and even second place, but the more I see, the more I regard as a prosecutor who would make a terrific California senator for another two terms.

It's only fucking April 2019, though, so she can convert me.

it's still a very typical excuse no matter what woman you have ever decided to vote for.

okay dude

i mean don't vote for Harris (she's my 2nd, 3rd too) but it's a very common excuse given for most upwards mobility and I am pointing it out.

as if the big money and Clinton people aligning around her weren't enough. It's a primary. The point is to knock people off a list.

I want Harris to stay in the Senate. I want Corey Booker and Pete Buttigieg to teach a sixth grade science class at a magnet program.

it's a fair thing to point out! and i also think that harris, specifically, would be better in the senate than as the pres!

xp alf otm re booker and mayor p

I am speaking in generalities and not specifically here. Don't vote for her because of her specific actions, not because she's so good at her current job. That shit drives me crazy.

I can't win because when I've told friends I like Harris they tick off her prosecutorial record as if I didn't have a Google machine. If she got the nomination, I'd be pretty damn happy; she's just not my first choice on May 1, 2019.

I don't trust Corey Booker to teach impressionable youngsters.

he could teach them three-card monte

To clarify, I am pointing out a very common occurrence of women having been kept in their place by being told they are so good at doing what they do and no one else can do it. It's always been bullshit. It's not a reason. Beto's flat ass is.

what about opining on the shape of Harris's ass, wld that be ok

You do you.

i would say beto's flat ass for dogcatcher but dogs like a steak

i thought it was already decided he is built for spackling

Feel free to post the medium essay for the white, wealthy dude's historical suffering that Vanity Fair couldn't capture.

before objectifying someone's body I always take into consideration their historical suffering and tax bracket

You probably should. I always do it purposefully.

no doubt

yerac you seem really into beto’s ass

I'm probably just really into derision on shitty white men's obvious physical failings when the media builds them up into healing saviours.

This Escalated Quickly.

So far, Beto has a pretty low media profile here in Oregon.

skateboarding is surprisingly useless for building beach booty

No one cares about Beto. He's a donation blackhole. He's an easy effigy for every white guy who isn't good enough but we are going to pretend to weigh them all like it's all equal.

Beto hasn't even cracked 'John Edwards level' relevance territory, yet.

A friend of mine likes to just compare him as Jonah on the new VEEP.

I think Beto is doing a great job where he is, ideally it would be best if he stayed there

Beto can barely ride his skateboard, anyways . Total poseur.

Nah Beto needs an important gig to suit his skills, like tour manager for the Meat Puppets

He probably does have a handler and that handler is also from Indiana. Paul Ryan’s handlers were probably also from Wisconsin or wherever the fuck he was from. We’ve all seen a regional travel magazine before

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, May 1, 2019 8:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lis Smith is not from Indiana, but her tactic is to get him as much media attention as possible, no matter the outlet:
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/04/29/lis-smith-buttigieg-2020-president-campaign-manager-226756

Outstanding find! She’s still working with Gene Kelly from the beginning of Gotta Dance

Elizabeth Warren has pledged to vote for Bernie's #MedicareForAll bill.@BernieSanders has pledged to vote for Elizabeth's #reparations bill. https://t.co/PRokTOnyfh#ADOS #MFA #ProgressiveUnity

— Shawn Olson 🔥🌊🌎 (@OOOlson) May 2, 2019

aw

Harris, Booker, and Gillibrand also co-sponsored the Sanders Medicare for All bill

yeah this is a bigger deal for Sanders than Warren I think, given he's waffled on reparations numerous times