Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

rest assured they’ll be hearing from my lawyers forthwith

xxxp he wishes. It’s MR Seumas Milne to you, fucko

Excl: Theresa May becomes first Tory leader in 185 years to face a grassroots vote to oust her. PM was told today that an association chairmen's petition has succeeded and Emergency General Meeting will be triggered in June (1/3) https://t.co/ZusUaM9odG

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 29, 2019

Another unwanted record for May: the 1st time in Conservative Party’s 185 year history (since its foundation in 1834) that members have forced an EGM to discuss the leadership. Date will be set after local elections, with 28 days notice. Expected early-mid June (2/3)

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 29, 2019

May has been invited to address the EGM of 800 senior activists, which is likely to become a humiliating public trial, coming just after the twin local and euro elections drubbings. Vote will be non-binding, but losing it will be very hard for PM to survive (3)

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 29, 2019

humiliating trial, v nice

losing it will be very hard for PM to survive

popcorn ready and waiting but i'll believe this^^^ when i see it tbh

otm but I’m definitely picturing this as a bunch of those CH commenters yelling at May

BGRG

cant stop reading this as ventriloquist BYOB

humiliating trial, v nice

Charles II or Louis Capet?

if you try to remove the head and fail youve to wait another year iirc

ooh I'd like to see ol' Terry May slip out of *this* one

terry in june

porn versions of etc.

fwiw the first time I saw the word melt used in a political context was "that melt Corbyn" by one of those centrist ex-Melody Maker journalists that one of our esteemed ILX colleagues is friends with

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Lol

He began by saying: "We're now in what we call the summer traveller season, it's like a disease."

Sir Paul said his part of Surrey was "attractive to travellers from afar, and many of those come with a distinct Irish accent".

Tory MP Sir Paul Beresford bringing some nazi style hate-speak to Mole Valley, utter cunt.

tbh first I thought, what's McCartney on about?

he can fuck off as well!

how do these dregs get knighted

not to venerate the ridiculous honours system or legitimate its existence but

uh, legitimise even

the only people who have got any honour snub them.. well apart from Paul Weller who is obviously a complete knave!

Loved the Robert Smith clip doing the rounds where he basically said ‘how dare they presume to offer me an honour, I’m better than a title obvs’.

yes, that was great

the only people who have got any honour snub them.. well apart from Paul Weller who is obviously a complete knave!

Absolutely, fuck a Van the Man forever.

he cleans windows and royal ballbags.

Something particularly noxious about Van Morrison spending years veiling his Ulster Scots Proddy background in a lot of mystical Celtic eyewash then obediently accepting the first bauble the Hanoverians toss at him.

I wonder if they took Kevin Spacey's honorary knighthood back off him when his many sinister quests were revealed.

xp an excellent post

And massively otm.

You could have stopped after the first six words tbf

(Although Days Like This will always make me cry)

Multiple xps to Tom obv

Take it to I Love Hating Music guys

critical support for the scientology period only

When Weller turned them down, he did it with such an unequivocal critique of the Saxe Coburgs that he could never be regarded as a serious establishment figure again :(

London European Parliament voting intention:

Lab: 28% (-9)
BREX: 19%(+19)
CHUK: 17% (+17)
CON: 11% (-11)
GRN: 10% (+1)
LDEM: 10% (+3)

via @YouGov
Chgs. w/ 2014

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) April 30, 2019

"Labour seen as more anti-Brexit than Change UK, says poll" lool, great work lads - maybe you need a more old fashioned approach to politics.

stoked for that brexit party / chuk / libdem coalition government, it's gonna be lit fam

3rd place in a Remain voting metropolis for the "Remain Alliance" is fucking pez Chukka!

Hmm, Change UK, or CHUKKA for short?

I'm slow, soz.

there was a point where I thought the CHUK on polls was an abbreviated Chukka as well.

just one 'k' in 'chuka', fellas, which makes it even more blatant

And people were asking "Why did they call it that, when what they want is not change, but to stay?"

Well, duh! (myself)

What's up with airline food?

Oh fucking hell, this CHUK conference...

Chuka Umunna, who is not the leader of Change UK but it’s “spokesperson,” kicks things off with boast that Change UK is now third place in London” in a European elections poll today.

The Brexit party are in second. pic.twitter.com/L2n1Yffgsb

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

Heidi Allen says she is “humbled by the diversity” of Change UK’s European Parliament candidates. pic.twitter.com/xDSVMHO7Oc

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

Gavin Esler calls Jeremy Corbyn “the so-called leader of the so-called opposition.” pic.twitter.com/E0TycsHE6B

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

Chuka introduces “the man known as Iron Mike: Mike Gapes.” pic.twitter.com/fPN7pWXss2

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

Anna Soubry says she used to sit on the Conservative benches and “think ‘that Mike Gapes is a real star’.” pic.twitter.com/5XKXmlL7N2

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

Anna Soubry refers to Mike Gapes as “The Great Gapes.”

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

Ahhh sorry to multiple post, zing was hanging and it wasn’t doing anything 😩

Cow's milk is not a good source of iron. In fact, milk makes it harder for the body to absorb iron and can contribute to iron-deficiency anemia.

"Chuka kicks things off with boast that Change UK is now third place in London”

boasting about polling behind the brexit party in a remain city.

And who was in first? Guessing he didn’t bother mentioning that.

My entire timeline was taking the piss about Anna Soubry’s hideous Buffalo trainers.

I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY. Thought TFL had found another fatberg in the sewers.

This is my fave:

Anna Soubry says she used to sit on the Conservative benches and “think ‘that Mike Gapes is a real star’.” pic.twitter.com/5XKXmlL7N2

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) April 30, 2019

is their logo a fuckign hamburger menu