Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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Gotta say no voter feels more vindictive than a Tory scorned

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:07 (seven years ago)

The comments are incredible. People saying that if they don’t vote Tory then the council could be lost to Labour or Lib Dems and other people replying to say that they don’t care, they still want their protest vote in case the Euro elections are cancelled(!)

It’s even funnier if you imagine them having an average age of 84.

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 17:20 (seven years ago)

even even funnier if you imagine some of them having aneurysms as they type and desperately trying to rattle out the last few words

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:22 (seven years ago)

thanks tom, love u too boo

Another tweet endorsed by @tom_watson - calling his own party's members "a moronic cult" and "racist misogynists". pic.twitter.com/gwUhqrzepE

— Ronan Burtenshaw (@ronanburtenshaw) April 29, 2019

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:11 (seven years ago)

Stephen Bush is very good and he’s a Blairite. I find him very fair in his assessments usually.

Yeah he's the dispassionate, rational centrist observer all of those other dimbulbs wrongly imagine themselves to be, I probably don't share many of his political instincts but rarely feel he's being intellectually dishonest

he's normally very good at concealing his biases and talking about politicians in terms of how effectively they're behaving relative to their own objectives, without giving much sense of what he himself thinks is right or desirable. Unlike e.g his colleague the maverick communist agitator 'George Eaton'

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)

not trying to diminish S Bush cos I like him and his wry sense of humour and sometimes quite otm observations, but ffs all ppl outside of the murdoch/tory press who are paid to comment on uk politics should be as impartial and competent as him as a minimum standard, he shouldn't some "he's pretty good at this political commentary game is this one" outlier.

calzino, Monday, 29 April 2019 19:26 (seven years ago)

I notice the other day's the Grauns joke book section featured that garbage Corbyn biography on the recommended reading list. The one that was heavily mocked by all and sundry, but especially taken to pieces by S Bush.

calzino, Monday, 29 April 2019 19:36 (seven years ago)

In case you’re wondering what the deputy leader was listening to as he faved all those tweets:
https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp

High Flying Birds? Gtfo.

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:08 (seven years ago)

There's a bit in that Stephen Bush interview where he (measuredly i guess) makes the case for politicians as technocratic specialists in their field. But fuck whatever specialism Watson and his ilk represent, it represents the precise point where the deficit between the political class and actual democracy is sharpest.

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:17 (seven years ago)

Also I wondered why IDS was trending & then saw why lol

They had a WTO expert on and he reviewed Iain Duncan Smith's brexit plan but I don't understand sign language, is this goodpic.twitter.com/W72j1pJ1dv

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) April 29, 2019

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:17 (seven years ago)

In case you’re wondering what the deputy leader was listening to as he faved all those tweets:
https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp

High Flying Birds? Gtfo.

― gyac, Monday, April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Forever can't not read his nickname other than 'Bag Gymp', since his last.fm outing.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:25 (seven years ago)

Now you’ve ruined that perfectly innocent handle for me too 😩

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:26 (seven years ago)

Expecting public figures to have a good music taste is like expecting a decent pizza takeaway in SE London to stay open for longer than two months

imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:30 (seven years ago)

he also has a metafilter account under the same name lol
https://www.metafilter.com/66861/Black-Friday-Youtubery

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:32 (seven years ago)

https://ask.metafilter.com/103499/How-Do-I-Get-Started-In-Seeking-Political-Office#1512322 lol

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:33 (seven years ago)

I feel like we cannot rule out the fact that he posts/reads here?!?!

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:34 (seven years ago)

Lol!

12. Your word is everything. It takes a lifetime to build a reputation but you can lose it in a day.

Yeah, about that...

xp Bag Gymp was Brodie

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:36 (seven years ago)

just in case he does - yes, you do have a democratic mandate but that mandate was given to you by the members when they thought you respected the democratic processes for policy formation within the labour party. if you insist on setting up a BGRG* then I'd like to vote on the deputy leadership again please. put it to a vote u coward

*bag gymp research group

... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:38 (seven years ago)

Fuck’s sake, there is such a thing as being too online and this is it.

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:40 (seven years ago)

LOL, we have one of his ex-flatmates...

suzy, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:42 (seven years ago)

Big Len?! It’s comrade alphabet, right?!

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:44 (seven years ago)

gyac self-outed as watson a couple of weeks ago iirc

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:49 (seven years ago)

BGRG* then I'd like to vote on the deputy leadership again please. put it to a vote u coward

*bag gymp research group

Bag Gymp Research Group is in for a nasty surprise when they find out about the original BGRG, Bizarro Garrara Research Group.

(and otm abt the vote)

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:50 (seven years ago)

*Gazzara, grrzz

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:51 (seven years ago)

rest assured they’ll be hearing from my lawyers forthwith

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)

xxxp he wishes. It’s MR Seumas Milne to you, fucko

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)

Excl: Theresa May becomes first Tory leader in 185 years to face a grassroots vote to oust her. PM was told today that an association chairmen's petition has succeeded and Emergency General Meeting will be triggered in June (1/3) https://t.co/ZusUaM9odG

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 29, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:42 (seven years ago)

Another unwanted record for May: the 1st time in Conservative Party’s 185 year history (since its foundation in 1834) that members have forced an EGM to discuss the leadership. Date will be set after local elections, with 28 days notice. Expected early-mid June (2/3)

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 29, 2019


May has been invited to address the EGM of 800 senior activists, which is likely to become a humiliating public trial, coming just after the twin local and euro elections drubbings. Vote will be non-binding, but losing it will be very hard for PM to survive (3)

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) April 29, 2019

humiliating trial, v nice

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:42 (seven years ago)

losing it will be very hard for PM to survive

popcorn ready and waiting but i'll believe this^^^ when i see it tbh

mark s, Monday, 29 April 2019 21:47 (seven years ago)

otm but I’m definitely picturing this as a bunch of those CH commenters yelling at May

gyac, Monday, 29 April 2019 21:52 (seven years ago)

BGRG

cant stop reading this as ventriloquist BYOB

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:55 (seven years ago)

humiliating trial, v nice

Charles II or Louis Capet?

Freddie Starr (Hitler in shorts) (Tom D.), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:25 (seven years ago)

if you try to remove the head and fail youve to wait another year iirc

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:29 (seven years ago)

ooh I'd like to see ol' Terry May slip out of *this* one

stet, Monday, 29 April 2019 23:47 (seven years ago)

terry in june

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 00:09 (seven years ago)

porn versions of etc.

Mark G, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 07:47 (seven years ago)

fwiw the first time I saw the word melt used in a political context was "that melt Corbyn" by one of those centrist ex-Melody Maker journalists that one of our esteemed ILX colleagues is friends with

― Colonel Poo, Monday, 29 April 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:13 (seven years ago)

He began by saying: "We're now in what we call the summer traveller season, it's like a disease."

Sir Paul said his part of Surrey was "attractive to travellers from afar, and many of those come with a distinct Irish accent".

Tory MP Sir Paul Beresford bringing some nazi style hate-speak to Mole Valley, utter cunt.

calzino, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:17 (seven years ago)

tbh first I thought, what's McCartney on about?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:21 (seven years ago)

he can fuck off as well!

calzino, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:23 (seven years ago)

how do these dregs get knighted

imago, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:24 (seven years ago)

not to venerate the ridiculous honours system or legitimate its existence but

imago, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:27 (seven years ago)

uh, legitimise even

imago, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:30 (seven years ago)

the only people who have got any honour snub them.. well apart from Paul Weller who is obviously a complete knave!

calzino, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:31 (seven years ago)

Loved the Robert Smith clip doing the rounds where he basically said ‘how dare they presume to offer me an honour, I’m better than a title obvs’.

suzy, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:33 (seven years ago)

yes, that was great

imago, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 09:39 (seven years ago)

the only people who have got any honour snub them.. well apart from Paul Weller who is obviously a complete knave!

Absolutely, fuck a Van the Man forever.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:05 (seven years ago)

he cleans windows and royal ballbags.

calzino, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:15 (seven years ago)

Something particularly noxious about Van Morrison spending years veiling his Ulster Scots Proddy background in a lot of mystical Celtic eyewash then obediently accepting the first bauble the Hanoverians toss at him.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:18 (seven years ago)

I wonder if they took Kevin Spacey's honorary knighthood back off him when his many sinister quests were revealed.

calzino, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 11:29 (seven years ago)


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