My reaction to this tweet feels like my whole life summed up -- the arc of a period I deeply wished I was normal moving inevitably toward a period I deeply wish I were less normcore. (Though there's just about nothing more norm on Twitter than cancelling two things at once.)
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:06 (seven years ago)
i canceled "cancelling" the day i heard it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 April 2019 18:13 (seven years ago)
i have NO ASS. and i'm not ashamed of it. the bee definitely has the juice, and gives me his old pants often....so i had another sleepover yall with a guy named Michealangelo. it was swell, he was great. ON TO THE NEXT. I AM DETERMINED.
― surm, Friday, 26 April 2019 19:45 (seven years ago)
onward!
― cheese canopy (map), Saturday, 27 April 2019 01:48 (seven years ago)
I realized simultaneously that I’m irrationally attracted to the musician Josh Homme and that he also looks like what Bart Simpson would look like if he ever grew up
― flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 4 May 2019 00:57 (seven years ago)
haha he totally does
― surm, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:35 (seven years ago)
ok nothing since Michelangelo but my ambitions are not flanked.
― surm, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:36 (seven years ago)
Meeting a young man last Friday of unspeakable beauty who turns out straight but wants to immediately set you up with his bi-curious good friend is one of life's more bittersweet moments.
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:40 (seven years ago)
u shoulda turned him owwwwwwwt
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 19:46 (seven years ago)
omg
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:22 (seven years ago)
I have a shaved head now
gonna trot it out at neighborhood leather night
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:24 (seven years ago)
!!! what will u wear?
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:28 (seven years ago)
my only leather jacket? maybe an A-shirt under
I only have stubble in patches on my head, so i kinda look like Globey from Pee-wee's Playhouse
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:31 (seven years ago)
it's at Excelsior if u wanna drop by :)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:32 (seven years ago)
I'm at the library!
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:38 (seven years ago)
oh, the leather night was a week early this month, so fuck that.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:41 (seven years ago)
ok so listen to my birthday plan
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:53 (seven years ago)
a drink at the village vanguard, then ALIENS at IFC at midnight tomorrow, and THEN a nightcap at pieces!!!!!!!!!!
ah i coulda seen Aliens on Mothers Day
i might go to Pieces if i'm awkake! it'd be almost 3 tho
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:55 (seven years ago)
haha same cuz of the late movie! i'll look for you :)
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 18:13 (seven years ago)
thats what i meant :D
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)
Happy early birthday!
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)
:D :D thank you
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 18:38 (seven years ago)
I have fewer than 50 days left before I turn 40. :-/
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:55 (seven years ago)
you're still pretty fly. welcome to full adulthood!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 18:59 (seven years ago)
and the AARP spam
omg i get so much aarp spam
so like i gained 10 pounds
i don't know how i let this happen but i keep eating pints of ice cream
i think i'm not gonna stress it?
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 19:35 (seven years ago)
I too have gained about 10 pounds in the last couple years. It’s all happening. It’s finally happening.
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:37 (seven years ago)
i mean here's the honest thing about iti really do think i'm ok looking with a little pudge and makeup looks better on me when i have the baby fat so WHATEVERalso i'm sure your ten are like toned and aerobicized
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 19:56 (seven years ago)
mine (more like 30 lbs) are not, and the boys in their 20s like it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2019 19:57 (seven years ago)
ok that's encouraging
― surm, Friday, 17 May 2019 20:09 (seven years ago)
hey y'all !!
i ran into Stevie yesterday at the local farmer's market. it was a very lesbian moment for two ilx gays.
kisses,tabes
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 19 May 2019 21:22 (seven years ago)
hey table, hope you are well! x
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 19 May 2019 23:36 (seven years ago)
i want to meet gay friends at farmers markets!
― clouds, Monday, 20 May 2019 04:14 (seven years ago)
<3
― surm, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 17:37 (seven years ago)
It's not gay but it feels gay to walk in the sun to the market to get the natural deodorant and the hair oil I like
Also, completely bizarrely, I didn't know who Cazwell was until 30 minutes ago
― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 19:06 (seven years ago)
i love arm and hammer natural deodorant, it's the only one with the texture and consistency i appreciate
― surm, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 20:10 (seven years ago)
I use Weleda. Very sagey
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 14:34 (seven years ago)
i use Aesop but that's because after working there for several years i literally have trouble with any other scent.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 16:45 (seven years ago)
I love Aesop but $$$$ so I switched
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 16:54 (seven years ago)
yeah, i know. i figure that most deodorant that costs $7 lasts me a month, so spending $35 on one that lasts me 4-5 months is okay, though i might just be justifying one of my only very bougie spending habits.
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)
i've stopped wearing deodorant :p but i'm not a very smelly guy so i can get away w/ it almost every day esp in fall/winter/spring
i got expensive french deodorant as a gift but it was an anti perspirant & it made my pits weirdly sticky so i don't use it... ive just been using tom's when i do indulge
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 22 May 2019 21:17 (seven years ago)
I used Tom's for a while but it gave me a rash (!)
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 21:18 (seven years ago)
my indulgence is hair gel or wax
(no surprise)
i have no indulgences, esp when Mallomars go away in the summer
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 21:41 (seven years ago)
soooooooooo i just had a chicken sandwich thing from shake shack and it was game changing, i really didn't know
― surm, Thursday, 23 May 2019 17:11 (seven years ago)
their burgers are a consolation in the Loop
― clouds, Thursday, 23 May 2019 18:07 (seven years ago)
can i ask you guys like a gay tech questionok, as gay people, do you own a apple or pc computer?
― surm, Thursday, 23 May 2019 19:21 (seven years ago)
Apple
― Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Thursday, 23 May 2019 19:23 (seven years ago)