Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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(hahaha the choco taco thing upthread!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Maximum power!"

Awesome! Roffles.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

DY-NO-MITE!!! (accompanied by the jj walker/black panther fist shake)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

"As Balzac said, 'There goes another novel'"

― Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

"The table is set.... my oven is hot......"

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I have got a terrible feeling this is how my parents got engaged.... something was said "on the moment" (like "MARRY ME" or something). I don't know how I worked this out but they sure as hell smile lewdly to each other when I ask them how it happened.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

"you're better than this."

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

"HORDE SUX"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

Wow! I was looking for this, to show it to Kit only yesterday!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Christ, that wasn't something to say during climax ffs.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

"BASS! How low can you go?"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm gonna PUKE my PANTS!"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

WATCH OUT!! BEA ARTHUR!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

...right?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

(um, Khlebnikov...originally...)

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), June 15th, 2006 8:34 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

Hey Dan, can you do that again and again and again...circa camp Tomahawk 1989?

(I'll just leave that as is, nice and vague and eyebrow-raising.)

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE NO EW

(That is not a response to Fluffy Bear.)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

touchdown!!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco OTM!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

IM IN UR COOCH

SHOOTIN ALL MY SPRMS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE TEH TITTIES AT?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

GO WEB GO!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha GO GO GADGET COCK!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

"You forgot Poland."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

A friend of a friend was once dared (on a very laddish holiday) to shout "You lucky,lucky bitch!", whilst shagging his latest conquest. I never did find out what the woman's reaction was...

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

why say anything, when there's no one there to hear it?

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

"....and BOOM goes the dynamite!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

are you deaf?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

"xpost"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

"Well done, Bigtrack!"

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

"THAT'S A SPICEY MEAT BALL!"

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

i never looked at it that way before
xpost

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

and of course:

"i never looked at it that way before"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

"i'd buy THAT for a dollar"

― matlewis (matlewis), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLE at "You lucky, lucky bitch!" WHAT A CLASS ACT

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

i'm totally making a mental list of my favorites in the event that i ever have sex again.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

"I aint got time to bleed."

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

"And now you have herpes"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I have pictures of baby SEALS!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

anything, as long as it's in the swedish chef's voice.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Looks like Christgau was wrong again."

― p@reene (Pareene), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

literally any line "Peace Frog"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

*from

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

BEL BIV DEVOE

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Autobots, roll out!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

"COBRA!"

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

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