i did not expect these all conquering scientific cyborgs to look quite so much like ....us?
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:12 (five years ago) link
ahhh stream died
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link
It's all gone a bit Scotland Ireland
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:20 (five years ago) link
I'll liveblog it for youSanchez just fouled the shit out of Sterling
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:20 (five years ago) link
that was after 30 seconds of heading it back and forth
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
Sterling and Vertonghen momentarily looked like they were about to throw down, didn't
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link
long pass into the Man City goal area, nothing happened
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:23 (five years ago) link
Leroy Sane hurt, game over
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
Wonderwall now playing as Pep chunters on at people while aggressively high fiving them.
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
Now being serenaded by whichever Gallagher brother was the singer
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
Would love to know what Mikel Arteta is thinking when he has to be Pep's anger blanket
― FernandoHierro, Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
ah well that was alright was that
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:29 (five years ago) link
we might even score a goal today. it's apparently the last game our tight-arsed greeting card magnate will own the club. good fucking riddance imo. he had a golden opportunity to build on some unexpected success and completely fucked it up by surrounding himself with brown-nosers and being a tight knackered Yorkshire cunt.
― calzino, Saturday, 20 April 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
... you were saying?
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Saturday, 20 April 2019 14:09 (five years ago) link
I didn't say there was a chance of winning ... just perhaps the chance of a rare goal!
― calzino, Saturday, 20 April 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link
manager has returned some of our "star players" who won't be there next season to the xi. Just to put a good show on for the departing chairman...
― calzino, Saturday, 20 April 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link
lol missed the consolation goal cos Iceland delivery arrived.
― calzino, Saturday, 20 April 2019 15:51 (five years ago) link
#mumsgone
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 April 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link
Newcastle / Southampton has been fun. Newcastle now guaranteed of staying up.
― ShariVari, Saturday, 20 April 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link
How many years is Ole’s contract?
― ShariVari, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:00 (five years ago) link
too many players looking for a move.
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:05 (five years ago) link
pochs not safe yet is he
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:06 (five years ago) link
what the fuck? has matic been playing the whole half?
― thomasintrouble, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:10 (five years ago) link
saving themselves for wednesday
― or something, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:42 (five years ago) link
gotta hand it to ed woodward, to make such complex decisions and still maintain the incredible comic timing is no mean feat.
― FernandoHierro, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
there's no coming back from this
― FernandoHierro, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link
switched on the Barca-Utd game last week when it was already 3-0, schaudenfreude didn't pay off, not doing that again
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
ole's visage is starting to show signs of moyes
― FernandoHierro, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link
When did you stop thinking United were a big club?
― ogmor, Sunday, 21 April 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/474x/83/85/77/8385773f43e7e249a6b57c273a4b4db9--feelings-poses.jpg
― calzino, Sunday, 21 April 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link
Ben-tekkers
― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 21 April 2019 15:22 (five years ago) link
Amazing.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
milner can hit a penalty tbfttl
― FernandoHierro, Sunday, 21 April 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
what a wonderful day
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
Emery out
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 21 April 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link
no day containing the words 'palace safe' can truly charm me but some excellent results out of that context yes. even give it to the stripeys a bit, they seem to be good at that kind of heist
― imago, Sunday, 21 April 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link
"Let Jurgen have my lot and I'll have his and we'll see how we get on!"
Oh fuck off Warnock, you oaf
― . (Michael B), Sunday, 21 April 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link
trying to make this hateful cunt cuddly has been a real fuckin low in football coverage this season
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link
salah diving needs more coverage. hes rubbish at it and if youre a liverpool fan who has ever pointed a finger at bale or kane then hmmmm
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 22:58 (five years ago) link
if my guy is getting blatantly mauled by a defender and it takes him falling to the floor for the ref to do something about that then I'm all for it
― or something, Sunday, 21 April 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link
I don't think you can call it a dive when he was being bear-hugged.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 21 April 2019 23:27 (five years ago) link
you can
it was a foul
the ref is never gonna give it unless he dives
he dives
ive no problem with it i just remember the attention bale/kane get when taken out at full pelt and making the most of it, and this is a much more deliberate and forced type of exaggeration, his last few efforts have been himself throwing himself to the ground.
alli is pretty bad for it too butvhe gets the stick for it so im curious why salah isnt getting the rep he deserves.
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 April 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link
jesus christ the fuckin tastiness of the womens arsenal-everton highlights
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2019 00:04 (five years ago) link
no day containing the words 'palace safe' can truly charm me
Pharaonic new main stand going up next season, which should fuck us for the following decade
― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 22 April 2019 12:23 (five years ago) link
Fairly or unfairly, Salah has got a reputation among many fans as a diver. It is discussed plenty.
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 22 April 2019 12:53 (five years ago) link
The incident yesterday was nowhere near as bad as the other players mentioned tho. There have been several more ambiguous incidents than that involving Mo, yday is a pen, the idea that a player's body has to hit the ground in order for it to be given is the only lamentable and stupid thing about it.
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 22 April 2019 12:55 (five years ago) link
agreed on final part yeah
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 22 April 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link
lol are we actually going to give Mike Phelan the DoF job
Banter F.C. doesn't quite cover it
― Number None, Monday, 22 April 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
Ben Mee just cleared off his own line with an overhead kick and a minute later the ball was in the Chelsea net after a proper thundercunt of a goal. Into it.
― Matt DC, Monday, 22 April 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
And yet now Chelsea are ahead.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Monday, 22 April 2019 19:18 (five years ago) link