FAP London

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OK, I'm calling it. Unless someone comes up with a compelling argument as to why the Lord Clyde is, in fact, the better option then in honor of the former poster extraordinaire of the same name we're going to The Horseshoe.

Both are equally shit for me to get to from work so I don't care but outdoor spaces are nice.

kubrick faked our FAP

i'd long suspected thus from the cryptic hints you've been peppering through your posts for years now tbh

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fully mental anorak

(Disclaimer - not actually been to the Horseshoe at peak post-work pub hours)

They actually took place in a studio backlot in LA.

The fact that it's in the elbow of a backstreet does help.

I'll be in town on May 9th.

So def the Horseshoe then? Anyone come up with anything better? It'll take me about an hour to get there so I should be there around 6:15-6:30. Looking forward to it!

Horeshoe is cool with me.

My aspiration is to start drinking earlier than that but I probably won't make it earlier than 6. See you all later.

I'm supposed to be working til 6:30 so I'll probably be there about 7, if management leave earlier then so will I

Horseshoe works for me. Solid unglamorous choice.

I'll probably be there quite early, leaving my plan to not get totally blootered before the weekend in serious doubt.

If all goes according to plan I'll be there before 6 also.

(Also Tombot hooray we should have a pint or some pints, let us know where you're staying and whatnot and we can endlessly discuss where to drink and who's available.)

And hopefully have come to some sort of decision by May 9th.

Yeah well I don't want to get over-optimistic.

i will also be aiming to avoid getting too pie-eyed. probably i will also be there quite early.

7:30 at best for me, given my work schedule. I will also have a stupid backpack w/work laptop in it, which is just ideal in a crowded pre-holiday pub scenario.

Likely in Sweden when Tombot is in the country - sorry to miss!

I have short hair and am wearing black pants and an olive green cardigan but if fizzles and Tom D are there early I should be able to find them. If not I will post here and say hey, who are you?!? Roberto Spiralli is also coming but prob not there until a little later. See you all soon!

You might recognise me also ENBB, I reckon I'll recognise you from last time.

I also have short hair but my black/olive green combo is reversed (shirt/kecks). Phew!

xpost - I definitely will! I just couldn’t remember who else said they’d be there early.

If I am there early I will have a book, and will be all in blue.

itt: every fool who ever painted their face blue

my subconcious tribute to that thread!

One of these days I’ll come to one of these - I’m off work early today so it’s technically possible but I probably need to give my wallet and liver a break.

obv liver and wallet are a priority (he said feeling guilty) but it would obv be great to see you for one even if it’s one lemonade.

Agreed but also fuck a liver and a wallet imo.

btw it is SO nice outside right now

it is amazing. really lovely.

also fuck a liver and wallet obv.

Well it’s 45 minutes and 13 quid on the train to London so I definitely wouldn’t be coming for one lemonade! I’ll give the angel on my shoulder a chance to say their piece for now but we’ll see. It is very nice outside

The only way you get to be good tomorrow is by getting properly maundy tonight.

what would jesus do.

get fucked up on wine he’d made himself with 12 other men probably

Jesus had to be back at work on Monday, we have an extra day.

*exactly*. jesus would get, to use Tom D.’s parlance, get absolutely blootered.

quite. jesus died for our drinks.

rising again according to the scriptures is a kind of work

I am a lot like Jesus

xp Admittedly he was moving on from the tough work of miracleing and what have you to more of a sedentary directorial position.

broke: disciples
woke: apostles

"Maundy Thursday, so good to me..."

jesus was dying friday afternoon but grand again on sunday and i mean if thats not your takeaway then idk

wow being at work at 4 right before a 4 day week really really sucks

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On me way

Wait really??

Yep!