if i'm lucky
― to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:44 (seven years ago)
Destroyed rn
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:44 (seven years ago)
perfect shot by tiger, oh my
― to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:46 (seven years ago)
Oh man, I thought that was going in.
― clemenza, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:46 (seven years ago)
That might be that
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:46 (seven years ago)
Right, that's it, done and Dustin.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
7 on a par 5 is pretty amazing!
Xyzzzz destroyed by poor tangerine angel’s untimely failure.
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
Just finished me off
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
That fucker Peter Alliss as well
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:48 (seven years ago)
Tiger hasn't won the Masters since 2005? That's a quarter of my life--can't believe it's been that long.
― clemenza, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:49 (seven years ago)
BBC commentary crushingly fatalistic.
I just can’t endure another five years of unflinching Tiger Woods coverage for every tournament regardless of score. :(
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:50 (seven years ago)
Only 5 years?
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:50 (seven years ago)
Here's Woods at the eleventh etc
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:51 (seven years ago)
It's a quarter of all our lives
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:51 (seven years ago)
Just think of the Deadspin articles!
Andrew Coltart is possibly the dullest commentator in the history of BBC sports coverage.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:54 (seven years ago)
I don't disagree with that. But the past few years of is-or-isn't-Tiger-back? has been just as exhausting.
― clemenza, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:55 (seven years ago)
I wish to god I was watching Sky Sports and everyone talking about Rickie Fowler being a nice young man.
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:55 (seven years ago)
I don't disagree with that. But the past few years of is-or-isn't-Tiger-back? has been just as exhausting
True, but still preferential to ‘how is Tiger doing?’ (He’s 12 over) every five minutes. Also, he’s not nice. I do not forgive him.
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:57 (seven years ago)
He's never going to be 12 over again
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:58 (seven years ago)
Fingers crossed.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:59 (seven years ago)
.. that he drops 26 strokes in the last two holes.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:00 (seven years ago)
That really would be (as worst twitter insists on calling it) ‘the news story of the year’
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:03 (seven years ago)
Don't worry, we'll be knee deep in hyperbole when we wins it.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:04 (seven years ago)
Adds to golf's rich folklore imo
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:08 (seven years ago)
OK, if Koepka holes this, there's pressure
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:11 (seven years ago)
This is still dicey--if Koepka birdies, I'm been waiting for that patented errant tee shot from Tiger.
― clemenza, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:12 (seven years ago)
No error
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:13 (seven years ago)
The Commander in Chief is glued to the screen apparently. Quick, North Korea!
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)
All right! Tough to lose now.
― clemenza, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:15 (seven years ago)
Andrew Coltart is possibly the dullest commentator in the history of BBC sports coverage.― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Is he the one that made the Francis Bacon comment and talked about Dustin Johnson's John Wayne-like walk?
Bet Harrington put it in his contract to avoid any stints w/Peter Alliss.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:16 (seven years ago)
Dustin Johnson T2 then. Argh TOO HIGH
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:17 (seven years ago)
Trump no doubt cheering on his fellow sex pest.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:18 (seven years ago)
Think of this as the dying throes of the Republican era
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:19 (seven years ago)
Jordan Spieth is Trump and Jagz's favourite!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:20 (seven years ago)
At golf, yes.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:21 (seven years ago)
Wow
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:22 (seven years ago)
You need to back that up with an actual Spieth endorsement tweet from the big man
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:22 (seven years ago)
Also, Woods may be a shameless philanderer but there's no sex pesting in his record iirc
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:23 (seven years ago)
Also he's a black man who's also the best modern golfer so this transcends him being a shit sometimes
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:24 (seven years ago)
No, it doesn't, he's a dick.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:25 (seven years ago)
:/
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:26 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/b6SUnuY.jpg
― alrakis morissette (tangenttangent), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)
Tiger's record is fine, and this comeback is pretty much incredible - don't have to like it.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)
Counterpoint coming up
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)
That was beautiful and fuiud
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:33 (seven years ago)
Because a sportsperson is great you have to like them, of course.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:33 (seven years ago)
Also he's a black man who's also the best modern golfer so this transcends him being a shit sometimes― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is what happens when you are woke.
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:33 (seven years ago)
Careful now.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:34 (seven years ago)
Obviously dislike of Tiger is complex but he's the GOAT and
― The Gapes of Wrath (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 April 2019 18:35 (seven years ago)