2020 Democratic presidential primary

this guy and the bubble he lives in can fuck off

Just imagine

Plus I can’t think of a vice in modern history who was more personally magnetic than the potus.

With an extremely low bar, Rockefeller/Ford.

just imagine living in a wonderful utopian paradise where you can watch early morning tv before work

imagine how our future would be transformed by... people commuting longer distances in private automobiles

.@PeteButtigieg just unveiled his new microsite for creatives to make content around his brand. This is the description for his font set. It's 100% real. https://t.co/qyV0E6BDNn pic.twitter.com/Uxbz0lYhip

— Brett Banditelli (@banditelli) April 14, 2019

Lol that is not a “description” it’s sample text... right?

I don’t think anybody to the left of Ash Carter can be taken seriously

always the lolz

(although I had to look up which bloodsoaked pro he was)

So many usernames in that booty judge text...

it’s machine generated lorem ipsum. it’s funny but dunking on a five foot rim does t make anyone look like an athlete.

the sourced/insider guys who just explain that, like, some Hillary vets are working for Harris and some Obama people are backing Pete and Beto are doing a much better job explaining the primary than people who credit their Gut Takes to imaginary Dem Voters, who haven't voted yet

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) April 15, 2019

lol at how piss-poor these anti-Buttigieg tweets are

THE GRAVELMENTUM IS MOUNTING

New national Emerson poll:

—Bernie Sanders: 29%
—Joe Biden: 24%
—Pete Buttigieg: 9%
—Beto O’Rourke: 8%
—Kamala Harris: 8%
—Elizabeth Warren: 7%
—Andrew Yang: 3%
—Julian Castro: 3% pic.twitter.com/EInbRDGCcV

— Philip Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) April 15, 2019

you're right Keyes, most persuasive anti-Buttgieg vibe comes from Buttgieg

the only one who can destroy him is himself

oof Gillibrand

i'm not surprised Clinton ppl are working for Harris, she has the same "will take a poll b4 she tells you her fave color" air

lol @ the "someone else" voters, there are 20 candidates, pick one

whomst the fuck is Eric Swalwell

your next democratic president, obv

Sanders on now blasting the network for distorting democratic socialism; now he's explaining it. This is something.

the audience whooped and clapped when he denounced Citizen's United

this on fox news?

Yep. On now.

Crowd whooped loudly for Medicare For All.

oh no kidding

awesome

Bret Baier just polled the Bernie Town Hall audience who would be willing to switch to #MedicareForAll. It backfired spectacularly. pic.twitter.com/dQJ9gfQ137

— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 15, 2019

yes!

Bernie is killing it. Nice that he has a very friendly crowd.

yeah, that moment clearly startled Baier.

raising his own hand was a nice touch

I was gonna say btwn this and getting his taxes out he had a good day, but he did bungle that CAP response pretty bad (I assume there's an apology forthcoming)

Hi @BernieSanders. 🙋🏻‍♀️ I'm Rebecca Nagle. I am a citizen of Cherokee Nation. I am also the subject of the third (and longest) paragraph of your angry letter to @amprog. And... I voted for you in 2016.https://t.co/kQb2gscm3f pic.twitter.com/iiwzt6bScA

— Rebecca Nagle (@rebeccanagle) April 14, 2019

nope

everyone was like "Bernie shouldnt go on Fox News" and now that he is the in-studio audience is literally booing the Fox News anchors

— jack allison (@jackallisonLOL) April 15, 2019

Like how Baier threw that cute "government assistance" line in there and the audience still went wild.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/bernie-sanders-takes-stage-at-fox-news-town-hall-after-emerging-as-apparent-dem-frontrunner

for just getting up there and not giving the hosts any oxygen and calling the president a "patholouical liar" on his own network A+

yeah this seems like a win to me

Private health insurance, even a good one through an employer, is all such a disaster that it's ridiculous to not want something universal across all states.

some people have been asking (reasonably so), and Bernie's camp has made clear that Fox picked the audience

Also a win for FOX, which can now credibly claim it's Fair and Balanced.

Xxp I have no idea how true this is but there’s at least tactical need to deal with the the fact that potential allies think it is true.

It's so important for M4A advocates to understand "actually your private insurance sucks and is garbage" applies to a lot of Americans but *not* to most union members who genuinely do have extremely good health insurance. https://t.co/s9C0eSd4vI

— Michael T Sweeney (@mtsw) April 15, 2019

Health insurance is a flawed premise, but the old “I’ve got the biggest turd in the waterpipe” logic is compelling when the alternative seems to be risky

Also a win for FOX, which can now credibly claim it's Fair and Balanced.

"credibly" doing a lot of work here, one segment vs. a 24/7 raft of shit won't mean much to anyone capable of grasping basic context

We're not talking about nose-breathing intelligence here -- I mean FOX viewers and especially editors.

i heard my man crushed it

watchin now. he's playin the hits.

He smashed it, right?

Thats why you go on FOX

Loved the highlights reel. He's so good! Even if I'd like Warren more I just don't know how she would fare in a campaign. With Bernie I just don't see a problem.

lol Soto, still trying to recover from Pelosi's "that's five people" blooper