Honestly I fully don’t get the appeal of smart TVs when you can get a Roku for like $50 that will be way speedier, more stable, have way more channels, etc
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2019 00:43 (seven years ago)
My smart tv is a top of the line Vizio from 2017 and it CRASHES!! Like it will freeze and I have to turn it off and back on and it takes like 30-60 sec!
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 12 April 2019 00:44 (seven years ago)
30-60 sec!
Sacre bleu!
Like my dedicated Roku was ever particularly reliable.
I didn't get a smart TV because it was a smart TV, I got a new TV that happened to be a smart TV (see also: 4K, HDR, etc, features that will have next to no bearing on what and how I watch but which are pretty much the default as of late). We'll see how it goes with crashes and stuff, but so far Plex at the least seems to work faster than it did via dedicated Roku.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 April 2019 01:03 (seven years ago)
AppleTV is great, just fyi.
― dan selzer, Friday, 12 April 2019 02:47 (seven years ago)
I'm gonna plug an ethernet cable directly into this sucker; hope i'm not seeing the issues y'all are describing.will keep apple tv in mind but i tried it years ago and was sorta meh. Then again i'm a devoted tivo guy so don't trust me.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 April 2019 05:17 (seven years ago)
okay, so I got one of these:https://www.tclusa.com/products/home-theater/4-series/tcl-43-class-4-series-4k-uhd-hdr-roku-smart-tv-43s425and on day one, it's great! set up netflix, hulu, prime, plex, mubi, criterion, youtube, pbs, spotify for streaming easily and without a hiccup; tivo/switch/ps4 are more quickly accessible than they've ever been.picture quality seems fine, but i'm going to have to tinker. all in all, fixed the problems with a reasonably cheap entry point... presuming it don't bust shortly.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 April 2019 17:39 (seven years ago)
asked and answered
https://films.criterionchannel.com
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Friday, 12 April 2019 21:52 (seven years ago)
Very nice.
― The Carjackers Quickly Dumped ILX Once They Saw What Was Inside (WmC), Friday, 12 April 2019 22:02 (seven years ago)
American TV shows are 19 minutes long: if your TV just decides to turn itself off and takes 60 seconds to turn back on, you've missed over 5% of the programme.
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 22:06 (seven years ago)
not missing much
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 April 2019 22:07 (seven years ago)
xp, full film list not yet on the app tho'
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 April 2019 22:07 (seven years ago)
Nope. And in the filter function, they created a button for the 1900s (0 results) but forgot the button for the 1910s. You can do that manually in the URL and get yr 13 results.
― The Carjackers Quickly Dumped ILX Once They Saw What Was Inside (WmC), Friday, 12 April 2019 22:14 (seven years ago)
Looks like the full film list won't come to the app or iOS. From the email they sent out this afternoon --
The number one request was for an “all films” list, and just in time for your viewing pleasure here it is! This desktop-only feature will allow you to see all the films on the Criterion Channel and organize them by title, director, year, and country. We hope this helps you navigate the more than 1,500 titles available now on the service!
― The Carjackers Quickly Dumped ILX Once They Saw What Was Inside (WmC), Saturday, 13 April 2019 03:25 (seven years ago)
i imagine the app will improve over the upcoming month. Even so, they've rolled out kinda haphazardly tbh.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 13 April 2019 14:47 (seven years ago)
I mean, this is a boutique proposition, and for clearing the rights on this library alone, it’s cool. I was able to send off my Friday with Querelle and I was very happy.
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Saturday, 13 April 2019 15:57 (seven years ago)
Is there a reason why some Criterion titles are apparently not available to stream? I subscribed to Filmstruck from the start and never saw The Harder They Come pop up, and it's not listed on the new channel, either.
― Jazzbo, Saturday, 13 April 2019 17:13 (seven years ago)
Prickly rightsholder one presumes.
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Saturday, 13 April 2019 18:21 (seven years ago)
Same reason Netflix or Prime don't have things, they don't own the streaming rights.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 13 April 2019 18:38 (seven years ago)
The All Films list is nice, but its usefulness is limited in that there is no way to use it to add films to one's own list, even by clicking through to the film.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:12 (seven years ago)
I noticed that, very frustrating.
― The Carjackers Quickly Dumped ILX Once They Saw What Was Inside (WmC), Saturday, 13 April 2019 21:58 (seven years ago)
enjoyed the bonus features for Wanda todaythe documentary was kinda boring (all about acting!) but i enjoyed the interviews and hearing a little more from Barbara Loden herself
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Sunday, 14 April 2019 05:50 (seven years ago)
May 2019 lineup: https://www.criterion.com/current/posts/6314-coming-attractions-the-criterion-channel-s-may-lineup
― The Mod Who Banned Liberty Valance (WmC), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:47 (seven years ago)
HOLY SHIT THAT CUKOR LINEUP!!!
"Our Betters" is WONDERFUL and iirc never even made it to VHS (let alone DVD or Blu)
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:10 (seven years ago)
yeah really excited for that--I've only seen Gaslight out of that whole list
― rob, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:33 (seven years ago)
B-b-but have you see the original Gaslight?
― Theory of Every Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:35 (seven years ago)
I have not! I didn't even know it existed until you posted that, but I do love Walbrook
― rob, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:38 (seven years ago)
screening on VHS at my house next week
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 21:45 (seven years ago)
"Our Betters" was pretty delightful--thanks for repping it Stevie. It's basically a filmed play but Constance Bennett and, especially, Violet Kemble-Cooper are such fun. And I don't know what to say about the last five minutes.
Also, I'm not one to swoon over women's fashion, but Bennett looks phenomenal in every scene:
https://pre-code.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/OurBetters26-650x493.jpg
I have to say, having spent the last five years in Canada at a loss for how to see classic/arty/etc cinema, this service has been a godsend. If only they'd put a My List link in the top nav.
― rob, Friday, 17 May 2019 14:20 (seven years ago)
oh, ERNEST
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 04:47 (seven years ago)
Had no idea Criterion was currently hosting a ton of Godzilla!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 22:49 (seven years ago)
yeah filmstruck was too, seemed like part of their marketing strategy
― j., Tuesday, 28 May 2019 23:07 (seven years ago)
So the Channel will have the full edition of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, supplements and such, three and a half weeks before the disc release, as in tomorrow. That's a pretty nice trick.
― The Bite Game with Jim Lamprey (WmC), Saturday, 1 June 2019 02:26 (seven years ago)
July titles. Sorry it's an image, that's how I found them and I don't want to retype it.
https://i.imgur.com/8FrbOE1.jpg
― I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:47 (six years ago)
* = not available in Canada** = limited engagement, leaves end of July
― I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:50 (six years ago)
Nice, re: Diary of a Chambermaid
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 21 June 2019 15:58 (six years ago)
CC expirations, July through November, via some Facebook group person who saw it on reddit.
Leaving end of July 2019:
A Woman's Face (George Cukor, 1941)Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (Paul Mazursky, 1969)Bottle Rocket (Wes Anderson, 1996)Camille (George Cukor, 1936)Dinner at Eight (George Cukor, 1933)Easy Rider (Dennis Hopper, 1969)Gaslight (George Cukor, 1944)Girlfriends (Claudia Weill, 1978)Little Women (George Cukor, 1933)Midnight Cowboy (John Schlesinger, 1969)Moonrise (Frank Borzage, 1948)Mother (Albert Brooks, 1996)Our Betters (George Cukor, 1933)Robin and Marion (Richard Lester, 1976)Sylvia Scarlett (George Cukor, 1935)The Last Emperor (Bernardo Bertolucci, 1987)The Night of the Hunter (Charles Laughton, 1955)The Women (George Cukor, 1939)Two-Faced Woman (George Cukor, 1941)Uptight (Jules Dassin, 1968)What Price Hollywood? (George Cukor, 1932)White Heat (Raoul Walsh, 1949)
Leaving at end of August 2019:
Akira Kurosawa's Dreams (Akira Kurosawa, 1990)Christopher Strong (Dorothy Arzner, 1933)Craig's Wife (Dorothy Arzner, 1936)Damn the Defiant! (Lewis Gilbert, 1962)Dance, Girl, Dance (Dorothy Arzner, 1940)Don't Look Now (Nicholas Roeg, 1973)My Beautiful Laundrette (Stephen Frears, 1985)Our Man in Havana (Carol Reed, 1959)Performance (Donald Cammell & Nicholas Roeg, 1970)Ran (Akira Kurosawa, 1985)Scanners (David Cronenberg, 1981)Something Wild (Jack Garfein, 1961)The Card (Ronald Neame, 1952)The Man Who Fell to Earth (Nicholas Roeg, 1976)The Prisoner (Peter Glenville, 1955)The Scapegoat (Robert Hamer, 1959)
Leaving at end of September 2019:
A Room with a View (James Ivory, 1985)Adua and Her Friends (Antonio Pietrangeli, 1960)After the Wedding (Susanne Bier, 2006)Hoop Dreams (Steve James, 1994)Kaili Blues (Bi Gan, 2015)Nights of Cabiria (Federico Fellini, 1957)Othello (Orson Welles, 1952)Quiet as Kept (Charles Burnett, 2007)Rocco and His Brothers (Luchino Visconti, 1960)Room at the Top (Jack Clayton, 1959)Several Friends (Charles Burnett, 1969)Sightseers (Ben Wheatley, 2012)The Final Insult (Charles Burnett, 1997)The Horse (Charles Burnett, 1973)The Widow Couderc (Pierre Granier-Deferre, 1971)When it Rains (Charles Burnett, 1995)
Leaving at end of October 2019:
Archipelago (Joanna Hogg, 2010)Claire's Camera (Hong Sang-soo, 2017)Daddy Longlegs (Safdie Brothers, 2009)Exhibition (Joanna Hogg, 2013)I Killed My Mother (Xavier Doland, 2009)Kaos (Tavania Brothers, 1984)Meek's Cutoff (Kelly Reichardt, 2010)On the Beach at Night Alone (Hong Sang-soo, 2017)Padre Padrone (Tavania Brothers, 1977)River of Grass (Kelly Reichardt, 1994)The Day He Arrives (Hong Sang-soo, 2011)The Fallen Idol (Carol Reed, 1948)The Night of Shooting Stars (Tavania Brothers, 1982)The Pleasure of Being Robbed (Josh Safdie, 2008)The Shooting (Monte Hellman, 1966)The Third Man (Carol Reed, 1949)Time Bandits (Terry Gilliam, 1981)Unrelated (Joanna Hogg, 2007)Wendy and Lucy (Kelly Reichardt, 2008)
Leaving at end of November 2019:
The Love Witch (Anna Biller, 2016) (LEAVES NOVEMBER 7TH)Viva (Anna Biller, 2007) (LEAVE NOVEMBER 7TH)Battle in Heaven (Carles Reygadas, 2005)Cemetary of Splendor (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2015)Kind Hearts and Coronets (Robert Hamer, 1949)Marwencol (Jeff Malmberg, 2010)Silent Light (Carlos Reygadas, 2007)Suburbia (Penelope Spheeris, 1983)Syndromes and a Century (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2006)The Captain's Paradise (Anthony Kimmins, 1953)The Decline of Western Civilization (Penelope Spheeris, 1981)The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years (Penelope Spheeris, 1988)The Decline of Western Civilization Part III (Penelope Spheeris, 1998)The Hours and Times (Christopher Munch, 1991)The Lavender Hill Mob (Charles Crichton, 1951)The Life and Adventures of Nicholas Nickleby (Alberto Cavalcanti, 1947)The Maids (Christopher Miles, 1975)The Man in the White Suit (Alexander Mackendrick, 1951)The Plague Dogs (Martin Rosen, 1982)The Tales of Beatrix Potter (Reginald Mills, 1971)The Wicker Man (Robin Hardy, 1973)Tropical Malady (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004)Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2010)Yeelen (Souleymane Cissé, 1987)
― I am curious (george) (slight return) (WmC), Sunday, 23 June 2019 15:16 (six years ago)
Ugh. Too much pressure.
― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 June 2019 15:30 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf7v1iWc4tk
― If I were a POLL I’d be Zinging (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 June 2019 15:31 (six years ago)
watched girlfriends, elevator to the gallows, and the wicker man (rewatch) this weekend, all great
― na (NA), Monday, 24 June 2019 15:52 (six years ago)
> elevator to the gallows
in england we call this 'Lift To The Scaffold'.
― koogs, Monday, 24 June 2019 15:59 (six years ago)
i really enjoyed that one (no matter what you call it), a noir subverted by french irony
― na (NA), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:02 (six years ago)
yes. cool and tense.
― koogs, Monday, 24 June 2019 16:07 (six years ago)
Most of the July titles added today (Bondarchuk War & Peace to come later) and I'm in hog heaven. Gonna pingpong between Fred & Ginger and Bruno Dumont.
― Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 1 July 2019 18:44 (six years ago)
Correction, War & Peace is up as well. https://www.criterionchannel.com/war-and-peace-1
― Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 1 July 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
Complete list of films premiering on the Criterion Channel in August:
24 Frames Per Century, Athina Rachel Tsangari, 2013Aguirre, the Wrath of God, Werner Herzog, 1972America America, Elia Kazan, 1963American Gigolo, Paul Schrader, 1980And You Act Like One Too, Susan Seidelman, 1976Angst Isst Seele Auf, Shahbaz Noshir, 2002Aria Diva, Agnieszka Smoczyńska, 2007Ars, Jacques Demy, 1959Attenberg, Athina Rachel Tsangari, 2010Baby, D. A. Pennebaker, 1954Baby Face, Alfred E. Green, 1933Ballad of the Little Soldier, Werner Herzog, 1984Beauty and the Devil, René Clair, 1950Best Offer, Lisa Krueger, 1993Bezhin Meadow, Sergei Eisenstein, 1937Black Jack, Ken Loach, 1979Blackmail, Alfred Hitchcock, 1929Blancanieves, Pablo Berger, 2012The Capsule, Athina Rachel Tsangari, 2012Cassis, Jonas Mekas, 1966A Chairy Tale, Claude Jutra and Norman McLaren, 1957Champagne, Alfred Hitchcock, 1928Chevalier, Athina Rachel Tsangari, 2015Chiefs, Richard Leacock and Noel E. Parmentel Jr., 1968Close to Home, Erik Skjoldbjærg, 1994Cobra Verde, Werner Herzog, 1987Creative Nonfiction, Lena Dunham, 2009Crisis, Ingmar Bergman, 1946Diary of a Country Priest, Robert Bresson, 1951Diary of Yunbogi, Nagisa Oshima, 1965Dog, Andrea Arnold, 2001The Emigrants, Jan Troell, 1971The Enigma of Kasper Hauser, Werner Herzog, 1974Entr’acte, René Clair, 1924Europa—The Faecal Location, Thomas Gislason, 2005Even Dwarfs Started Small, Werner Herzog, 1970Ever in My Heart, Archie Mayo, 1933The Face, Piotr Studzinski, 1966A Farewell to Arms, Frank Borzage, 1932The Fat and the Lean, Roman Polanski, 1961Fata Morgana, Werner Herzog, 1971Fatherland, George Sikharulidze, 2017Female Trouble, John Waters, 1974Fit, Athina Rachel Tsangari, 1994Fitzcarraldo, Werner Herzog, 1982For Me and My Gal, Busby Berkely, 1942Forbidden, Frank Capra, 1932The Fountain, Lena Dunham, 2007Gambling Lady, Archie Mayo, 1934Geometria, Guillermo del Toro, 1987A Girl’s Own Story, Jane Campion, 1983 Godard 1980, Jon Jost, Donald Ranvaud, and Peter Wollen, 1980The Hall Runner, Guy Maddin, 2014Hare Krishna, Jonas Mekas, 1966Heart of Glass, Werner Herzog, 1976Hooker on Campus, Lena Dunham, 2007Illicit, Archie Mayo, 1931The Immigrant, Charlie Chaplin, 1917Interlude in the Marshland, Jan Troell, 1965Jamaica Inn, Alfred Hitchcock, 1939Jonas Mekas in Kodachrome Days, Ken Jacobs, 2009L’amour existe, Maurice Pialat, 1960La luxure, Jacques Demy, 1962La villa Santo-Sospir, Jean Cocteau, 1951Ladies of Leisure, Frank Capra, 1930Ladies They Talk About, Howard Bretherton, 1933Land of Silence and Darkness, Werner Herzog, 1971Le coup du berger, Jacques Rivette, 1956Le sabotier du Val de Loire, Jacques Demy, 1956Les escargots, Rene Laloux and Roland Topor, 1966Les horizons morts, Jacques Demy, 1951Les temps morts, Rene Laloux and Roland Topor, 1965Lessons of Darkness, Werner Herzog, 1992Letter to Jane, Jean-Luc Godard, 1972Little Dieter Needs to Fly, Werner Herzog, 1997Lost Lost Lost, Jonas Mekas, 1976Louis Riel for Dinner, Guy Maddin, 2014M le maudit, Claude Chabrol, 1982Mammals, Roman Polanski, 1962The Manchurian Candidate, John Frankenheimer, 1962Man’s Castle, Frank Borzage, 1933Manny & Lo, Lisa Krueger, 1996Marseille, Marcel Pagnol, 1935Max by Marcel, Marcel Ophuls, 2009Milk, Andrea Arnold, 1998The Miracle Woman, Frank Capra, 1931Murder, Roman Polanski, 1957Murder!, Alfred Hitchcock, 1930The Musicians, Kazimierz Karabasz, 1960My Best Fiend, Werner HerzogNear Winter, Erik Skjoldbjærg, 1993The New Land, Jan Troell, 1972Nice and Friendly, Charlie Chaplin, 1922A Night in the Show, Charles Chaplin, 1915Night Nurse, William A. Wellman, 1931No C4 for Daniel-Daniel, Rémy Belvaux, André Bonzel, and Benoit Poelvoorde, 1989No Greater Glory, Frank Borzage, 1934Nosferatu the Vampyre, Werner Herzog, 1979Notes on the Circus, Jonas Mekas 1966On purge bébé, Jean Renoir, 1931Only Dream Things, Guy Maddin, 2012Open the Door, Lena Dunham, 2007Paradise: Faith, Ulrich Seidl, 2012**Paradise: Hope, Ulrich Seidl, 2013**Paradise: Love, Ulrich Seidl, 2012**Physical Pinball, David Gordon Green, 1998Pleasant Grove, David Gordon Green, 1996Police Story 1, Jackie Chan, 1985Police Story 2, Jackie Chan, 1988Pressure, Lena Dunham, 2006The Purchase Price, William Wellman, 1932Report from Millbrook, Jonas Mekas, 1966Rich and Strange, Alfred Hitchcock, 1931The Rink, Charles Chaplin, 1916Sacrilège, Christophe M. SaberSculptures by Sofu—Vita, Hiroshi Teshigahara, 1963Shall We Go to Your or My, Place or Each Go Home Alone?, Lasse Hallström, 1973Sinclair, Guy Maddin, 2010The Skin Game, Alfred Hitchcock, 1931The Slow Business of Going, Athina Rachel Tsangari, 2000So Big!, William A. Wellman, 1932Spanky: To the Pier and Back, Guy Maddin, 2008Stereo, David Cronenberg, 1969Stroszek, Werner Herzog, 1977Teeth Smile, Roman Polanski, 1957Time and Fortune Vietnam Newsreel, Jonas Mekas, 1969Trainspotting, Danny Boyle, 1996Travel Songs, Jonas Mekas, 1981The Triplets of Belleville, Sylvain Chomet, 2003**True Stories, David Byrne, 1986Two Men and a Wardrobe, Roman Polanski, 1958Viva Maria!, Agnieszka Smoczyńska, 2010Waiting Women, Ingmar Bergman, 1952Walden, Jonas Mekas, 1968When Angels Fall, Roman Polanski, 1959Where the Green Ants Dream, Werner Herzog, 1984Wild Reeds, André Téchiné, 1994Williamsburg, Brooklyn, Jonas Mekas, 2003The Witnesses, André Téchiné, 2007**Women of the Resistance, Liliana Cavani, 1965Woyzeck, Werner Herzog, 1979You Can’t Do Everything at Once, But You Can Leave Everything at Once, Marie-Elsa Sgualdo, 2013Yours Truly, Andrea G. Stern, Susan Seidelman, 1979Zorgon: The H-Bomb Beast from Hell, Kevin Feman, 1972
**Not available in Canada
― Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 22 July 2019 19:00 (six years ago)
Well of course they put up all the Herzog AFTER my free trial ended...
― My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Monday, 22 July 2019 19:07 (six years ago)
The Herzog movies are on various film streaming sites.
― Chris L, Monday, 22 July 2019 19:32 (six years ago)
finally the pent-up demand for Lena Dunham's juvenilia will be sated
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 22 July 2019 19:48 (six years ago)
I hate to be that guy, but I was thinking about getting the Jackie Chan set before the end of the B&N sale and now I won't.
― Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 22 July 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
Why just those two Chan films? I demand Supercop!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 22 July 2019 20:57 (six years ago)