'Real England' = comedy twitter account?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link
smdh @ Kye Cheeseman left on the bench again
― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-45650976/meghan-closes-a-car-door
― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Friday, 19 April 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link
So what's all this about then? Archery practice mishap seems unlikely, given that it happened shortly after midnight.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/19/man-74-shot-with-crossbow-outside-his-home-in-wales
― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Friday, 19 April 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link
I thought it was only legal to kill a Welshman with an arrow after midnight within the city walls of Chester.
― brain (krakow), Friday, 19 April 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
Middlesbrough Council fills potholes after penis graffiti protest https://t.co/1b2slxb284— BBC North East and Cumbria (@BBCNEandCumbria) April 26, 2019
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 26 April 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D5ySpLYWwAEEm0k.jpg
― mark s, Sunday, 5 May 2019 13:07 (five years ago) link
:D :D :D
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 5 May 2019 14:13 (five years ago) link
I wish I had a clip of the two royalist loons on Australian radio this morning recorded outside the royal baby birth. Sounding like python pepperpots and talking about their brown ethnic baby balloons. SMDH
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 May 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
Same loons Ed?
Fucking hell. pic.twitter.com/82BkoaWErF— Andy (@alreadytaken74) May 6, 2019
― piscesx, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:12 (five years ago) link
Same loons
https://abcmedia.akamaized.net/rn/podcast/2019/05/bst_20190507_0646.mp3
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 May 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link
Jeeeeeesus H fucking Christ. Bit of League Of Gentlemen in the mix too, are we sure it’s not Mark Gatiss in shit drag?
― suzy, Monday, 6 May 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6Cy086XoAAu_tI.jpg
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 13:50 (five years ago) link
... people you thought were dead... Kendo Nagasaki, I mean... obviously... ?
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link
good job Big Daddy unmasked him back in the day or the foreign office might have been fixing to deport him!
― calzino, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link
My tube driver casually watching porn whilst leaving the tannoy system on… pic.twitter.com/ALWahilGEJ— Paul Brunton (@MrPaulBrunton) May 10, 2019
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
Crosspost with Transport in London is shit thread.
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:42 (five years ago) link
'trains and tunnels' gag in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:46 (five years ago) link
if his bosses manage to id him he might be facing a period of onanployment.
― calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/grown-men-in-tears-model-16169868
"Can you imagine your life's work wrecked? One guy spent 25 years on his work and it's wrecked, it's just horrendous.
"We will never have the time to build the sort of layouts again, that's where the anger comes from."
― calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:43 (five years ago) link
It's the blue peter garden all over again
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link
lol, exactly my first thought!
― calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:45 (five years ago) link
they should send Simon Groom to track down the culprits and make them restore everything to its original condition
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:46 (five years ago) link
4 youths arrested and in custody in Grantham. This might be the paradigm shift the death penalty lobby have been waiting for!
― calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
this morning my colleagues all want to leave eurovision
― ogmor, Monday, 20 May 2019 08:04 (five years ago) link
We"re shite so that sounds like a good idea tbh.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Monday, 20 May 2019 08:33 (five years ago) link
Man being escorted by 4 police officers out of the Dept lounge at Gatwick this morning at 8 o'clock for being too drunk to fly, pointing at each cop in turn " I could fight you, you ,you and you. But I don' t want to. But I could....but I could". Repeats this entire sentence 3 times while his ( I presume) girlfriend trails behind him saying "shut up and keep walking".
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 09:40 (five years ago) link
Was my sister just saying
Lol joek obviously it wasn't me
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 15:48 (five years ago) link
I hope they found another pilot.
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 May 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7O0qRWWwAAgLaN.jpg:large
here be dragons.. well more like here be a total knobhead!
― calzino, Thursday, 23 May 2019 06:54 (five years ago) link
isn't that a Flemish lion?
― StanM, Thursday, 23 May 2019 07:46 (five years ago) link
(still a knobhead probably)
― StanM, Thursday, 23 May 2019 07:49 (five years ago) link
calzino OTM!
A variant of the flag is also used by the Flemish Movement. This variant, without red claws, is often used as well. It is known as the strijdvlag ("battle flag"). It is not an official symbol. It was, however, used by the flemish fighting alongside Nazi and SS troops, and is as such also known as the collaboration flag. It is today used by right movements.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 May 2019 07:50 (five years ago) link
Seriously, should be sending this to Prevent. One of his friends was a dangerous nutcase as well. He's doing time for slashing someone's throat in Asda.
― calzino, Thursday, 23 May 2019 08:07 (five years ago) link
getting exsanguinated in asda is powerfully real england
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 May 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link
lol yeah, it happened about 2 am as well and the victim was a friend who'd gone in there with him on copious amounts of crystal meth or coke I'd presume.
― calzino, Thursday, 23 May 2019 08:43 (five years ago) link
You fuckin what? pic.twitter.com/CZYaBilqfE— Riley (@SRiley95) May 24, 2019
― ||||||||, Friday, 24 May 2019 13:07 (five years ago) link
shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:09 (five years ago) link
If someone does a computer game based on Diana death tunnel, then Chris Morris should sue them for copyright breach.
― calzino, Friday, 24 May 2019 13:14 (five years ago) link
paging chris morris' lawyers
The attraction is part of a new park celebrating US magazine the National Enquirer and opens tomorrow in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, reports The Mirror .Creator Robin Turner said: “It’s a 3D computer model, and you’re looking down on what looks just like Paris, but it’s three-dimensional.“It’s projected, and you see the buildings and everything in a 3D presentation.“And it shows the pathway as she left the Ritz hotel, and the paparazzi chasing her, and the bang-flash that we think blinded the driver and how it happened.”Turner told website Daily Beast : “There’s no blood. There’s none of that. You see the car crash through computer animation.”
Creator Robin Turner said: “It’s a 3D computer model, and you’re looking down on what looks just like Paris, but it’s three-dimensional.
“It’s projected, and you see the buildings and everything in a 3D presentation.
“And it shows the pathway as she left the Ritz hotel, and the paparazzi chasing her, and the bang-flash that we think blinded the driver and how it happened.”
Turner told website Daily Beast : “There’s no blood. There’s none of that. You see the car crash through computer animation.”
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:16 (five years ago) link
https://www.nationalenquirerlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/0001-2-1000x566.jpg
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:17 (five years ago) link
not sure why devon live is reporting on news from pigeon forge, tennessee, but i guess real england is a state of mind
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 May 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link
HOLY SHIT. She actually said it pic.twitter.com/OxVUs5JWvR— Anti-Social Media (@ASM_AntiSocial) May 31, 2019
― naked rollercoaster-riding world record holder (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 May 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link
I wonder if why the fucked up thug around the corner from me has changed his george's cross on his front door + window for the Flemish flag of nazi wehrmacht/ss collaboration, cos you don't get arrested for that innit?
― calzino, Friday, 31 May 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
Lol he's been down an online rabbit hole for sure
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 1 June 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
Think the rule with the Flanders lion is:
If the claws are redIt's all in your headIf black be the clawYou've a nazi next door
― Bash Street Kids: Endgame (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 1 June 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link
Guardsmen faint during Trooping the Colour rehearsal as temperatures hit 26C
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:39 (five years ago) link
This picture is surely going to become a caption meme.https://img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net/tenant/amp/entityid/AACfivo.img?h=533&w=799&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=2311&y=301'LOL FUCK IT'
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:41 (five years ago) link
https://images.app.goo.gl/3N9UvVqPNm4XokaV9
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:45 (five years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/9sAMCmQ3J-ZhxgUDuBuM4GJg6dw=/fit-in/600x603/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-858391-1168895923.jpeg.jpg
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 2 June 2019 08:49 (five years ago) link