jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy
― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink
and yet still no site modship
― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink
not until you learn discipline
― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink
obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 02:43 (five years ago) link
lol that is a choice lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 03:41 (five years ago) link
vote leave?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 06:53 (five years ago) link
the Game of Thrones show creators created a playlist dedicated to the show that's featured on the spotify splash page and would you be shocked that of the 51 songs, 48 are sung by men
― musically
How many are dead?
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes)
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Monday, 15 April 2019 13:55 (five years ago) link
NBC News reports:
A man riding a scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon, sources said. The U.S. Secret Service and D.C. Fire and EMS went to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW just after 2:45 p.m.
The Secret Service put the fire out and provided aid to the man. A suspicious package was found near the man. D.C. Fire medics were treating the man, who is in Secret Service custody. His condition was not immediately known.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:12 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what's the condition of the jacket?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:21 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that information is for members only
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, April 12, 2019 7:09 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moist owlette (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
ok that's great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
idgi
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
Members Only was a famous brand of jacket from the 80s.
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
lmbo
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
Members Only was the name of his jacket
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
Oh, never heard of those. makes sense now.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aAC2TV2.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link
i am familiar with members only jackets and still don't get it xxxp
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:16 (five years ago) link
if i had sitewide mod powers i would write you a v good yellow card message explaining it
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:28 (five years ago) link
nah jk i would make a your mom joke tho
ahhhhh this ones on the house: your MOM is familiar with members only
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
your mom likes to jacket
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:13 (five years ago) link
that one wasn't free we all paid for it
― Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:21 (five years ago) link
wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:31 (five years ago) link
or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:36 (five years ago) link
imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link
your mom will never be eligible for this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:06 (five years ago) link
^latest Nails album
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
88 your mom jokes about 44 women
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link
an almodovar film
― cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"
― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kids say the darniellest things
― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ☮ (peace, man), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link
it's a good'un
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link
felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there
*several years
― imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link
excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link
so this is just the pun thread now
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:09 (five years ago) link
why do you hate pun
― rip van wanko, Monday, 29 April 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link
from john singleton thread:
dead
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:57 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
^ good mourning
― blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:33 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:34 (five years ago) link
Does Dany try to burn Bran for not bending the (proverbial) knee? If so, what does Jon do?
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Friday, May 3, 2019 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"You're tearing me apart, Kha-lisa!"
― nickn, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 May 2019 23:59 (five years ago) link
i really dont know enough about got to know if those are spoilers but
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:00 (five years ago) link
They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.
― nickn, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link
Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link
And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link
Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:22 (five years ago) link
i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now
― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 May 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link
a+
― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:15 (five years ago) link
if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack
― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ok
― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:09 (five years ago) link
^ lol
― :∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Saturday, 11 May 2019 02:45 (five years ago) link
:D
― imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:24 (five years ago) link
you-know-who on a roll: Male culture
― 5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link
on a droll more like .... yawn
― sarahell, Monday, 20 May 2019 20:17 (five years ago) link
Who is ILX's Typo Champion?
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 24 May 2019 14:24 (five years ago) link