I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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deems is an ephebophile?

sarahell, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:19 (seven years ago)

Well, he does post about "lads" a lot

Number None, Monday, 8 April 2019 16:22 (seven years ago)

jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 8 April 2019 16:27 (seven years ago)

lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink

and yet still no site modship

― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink

not until you learn discipline

― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink

obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud

buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 02:43 (seven years ago)

lol that is a choice lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 03:41 (seven years ago)

vote leave?

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 06:53 (seven years ago)

the Game of Thrones show creators created a playlist dedicated to the show that's featured on the spotify splash page and would you be shocked that of the 51 songs, 48 are sung by men

― musically

How many are dead?

― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes)

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Monday, 15 April 2019 13:55 (seven years ago)

NBC News reports:

A man riding a scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon, sources said. The U.S. Secret Service and D.C. Fire and EMS went to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW just after 2:45 p.m.

The Secret Service put the fire out and provided aid to the man. A suspicious package was found near the man. D.C. Fire medics were treating the man, who is in Secret Service custody. His condition was not immediately known.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:12 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's the condition of the jacket?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:21 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that information is for members only

― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, April 12, 2019 7:09 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

moist owlette (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:38 (seven years ago)

ok that's great

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:44 (seven years ago)

idgi

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:46 (seven years ago)

Members Only was a famous brand of jacket from the 80s.

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:48 (seven years ago)

lmbo

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Monday, 15 April 2019 20:50 (seven years ago)

Members Only was the name of his jacket

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:13 (seven years ago)

Oh, never heard of those. makes sense now.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 April 2019 21:31 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/aAC2TV2.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:12 (seven years ago)

i am familiar with members only jackets and still don't get it xxxp

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:16 (seven years ago)

if i had sitewide mod powers i would write you a v good yellow card message explaining it

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:28 (seven years ago)

nah jk i would make a your mom joke tho

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:28 (seven years ago)

ahhhhh this ones on the house: your MOM is familiar with members only

be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 01:29 (seven years ago)

your mom likes to jacket

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:13 (seven years ago)

that one wasn't free we all paid for it

Fictitious Business Name: (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:21 (seven years ago)

wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:31 (seven years ago)

or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:35 (seven years ago)

anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:36 (seven years ago)

imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 02:57 (seven years ago)

your mom will never be eligible for this thread

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:06 (seven years ago)

^latest Nails album

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:12 (seven years ago)

88 your mom jokes about 44 women

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 17:24 (seven years ago)

an almodovar film

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 18:16 (seven years ago)

was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"

― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc

― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kids say the darniellest things

― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 29 April 2019 18:41 (seven years ago)

lol

imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:27 (seven years ago)

it's a good'un

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:28 (seven years ago)

felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there

*several years

imago, Monday, 29 April 2019 20:31 (seven years ago)

excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 21:58 (seven years ago)

so this is just the pun thread now

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:09 (seven years ago)

why do you hate pun

rip van wanko, Monday, 29 April 2019 22:19 (seven years ago)

from john singleton thread:

dead

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:57 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ good mourning

― blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:33 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:30 (seven years ago)

lol

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Monday, 29 April 2019 23:34 (seven years ago)

Does Dany try to burn Bran for not bending the (proverbial) knee? If so, what does Jon do?

― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Friday, May 3, 2019 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"You're tearing me apart, Kha-lisa!"

― nickn, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 May 2019 23:59 (seven years ago)

i really dont know enough about got to know if those are spoilers but

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:00 (seven years ago)

They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.

nickn, Friday, 3 May 2019 00:05 (seven years ago)

Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:15 (seven years ago)

And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:16 (seven years ago)

Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 3 May 2019 00:22 (seven years ago)

i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now

― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a hoy hoy, Friday, 3 May 2019 12:14 (seven years ago)

a+

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 3 May 2019 12:15 (seven years ago)

if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack

― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:09 (seven years ago)

^ lol

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Saturday, 11 May 2019 02:45 (seven years ago)

:D

imago, Saturday, 11 May 2019 08:24 (seven years ago)

you-know-who on a roll: Male culture

5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 May 2019 19:53 (seven years ago)


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