Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

final day 2-2 against everton, siggurdsson i shouldnt wonder

fine well believe it when I see it

i probably wont but at that stage i will not be calmly posting as i currently am

fwiw 538 have

1. Man City 94
2. Liverpool 94
3. Spurs 76
4. Chelsea 74
5. Arsenal 74
6. Man U 71
7. Wolves 55
8. Watford 54

17. Brighton 40
18. Cardiff 33
19. Fulham 23
20. Huddersfield 17

This all looks wrong to me, but what would I/they know?

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/soccer-predictions/premier-league/

Prior to the Southampton game, 538 were predicting MCFC94-LFC93 - effectively status quo, both sides finishing W4D2. Now they're predicting LFC finishing W5L1. I mean, I know it's just their statistical model that has fractions of wins/draws/losses tipping the integer points value one way or the other, but it's an odd takeaway from Friday night to have Liverpool now winning a game they were previously expected to draw, but losing the other. (Or maybe not).

Also sod off with EFC 10th, don't they know we're world-beaters now?

Sorry, I mean W4L1.

I was passing through Hudds today to take the boy to the dentist. There are stilll loads of banners about town : HTAF Premiership Club! THERE'S NO LIMIT!

Arsenal have won 2 away games out of a possible 12 since December. I would suspect they're not going to win all 4 of remaining in the league (which includes trips to Watford, Wolves, and Leicester)

Missed the c of htafc, that would seemed unthinkable at one time

Arsenal have won 2 away games out of a possible 12 since December. I would suspect they're not going to win all 4 of remaining in the league (which includes trips to Watford, Wolves, and Leicester)

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to quote the much-missed klata, enough of the mind games

decent from Hazard

Eden Hazard. What a goal. Does West Ham even have a defence? pic.twitter.com/73XhLrbXSr

— Sileqs (@Sileqs) April 8, 2019

straight out of the "he wasnt tackled" book tbh

yeah i saved you the trouble by choosing a tweet that already noted that

double marking

lol Mooy dropped, Hamer still in - state of that fucking xi! oh fuck this I'm taking the dog out for a walk!

On the plus side, we have a reasonable bench!

do i see kwp fuck off

eriksen an absolute shocker so far

time for a good old rendition of: nice ground, shit fans.

I'm genuinely shocked at such weak as piss defending!

cricket score coming, maybe the pussyole metropolitan new stadium day trippers will making some atmosphere now!

You know that thing where relegated teams start suddenly playing for fun and knocking a few goals in because why not? This isn't that.

I'm going back out again. I think I actually got more entertainment watching the bunch of losers who took us down to the basement - 80's and 2000's version. I just can't stand watching town anymore it's fucking futile at best!

having a lovely pint and enjoying this

some of our players are as well.

if we'd only had a player of the ability of say hossan ghaly or teemu tainio to play instead of eriksen today this wouldve been six

that was ok i guess

lucas you beaut

that's as good a hattrick as I've seen for ages

that should be tempered with: against a bunch of deadmen of which half of them wouldn't be first choice in most lower table championship sides and possibly some L1. And Ben fucking Hamer in goal!

ben hamer is a bloody legend

he might well be, but he's a fucking nightmare of goalkeeper!

actually in our pre-season he was impressive. But any illusions of basic competence were soon whittled away in the real games.

but becauseSiewart has dropped most of the "best" players who won't be there next season. it is basically 50% reserve sides going out for the remaining prem fixtures

jesus knockaert

Pearce's commentary for that game seemed to suggest he thinks Brighton are properly in the shit despite him presumably knowing Cardiff were also tanking at the same time. actually think Brighton could conceivably lose all their remaining games but suspect he's just hooked on histrionics

Wayne Hennessy: too stupid to be racist

It's def my favourite racism story of the year.

Hennessey said "from the outset" of the hearing that he did not know what a Nazi salute was.
"Improbable as that may seem to those of us of an older generation, we do not reject that assertion as untrue," said the panel.
"In fact, when cross-examined about this Mr Hennessey displayed a very considerable - one might even say lamentable - degree of ignorance about anything to do with Hitler, Fascism and the Nazi regime.
"Regrettable though it may be that anyone should be unaware of so important a part of our own and world history, we do not feel we should therefore find he was not telling the truth about this.
"All we would say (at the risk of sounding patronising) is that Mr Hennessey would be well advised to familiarise himself with events which continue to have great significance to those who live in a free country."

Cardiff getting revenge for Brighton relegating Hereford in 97

going back in time and explaining to baby Hitler who Wayne Hennessey is

slow coming out for the iron cross

surely he vould be faster than the schit out of your arse running off a stick, as you englanders say. for one of zem! hah hah hah

ffs please reassure me Warnock won't be hanging round like a foul smell in the EPL next season

we'll put you in the against col

…pic.twitter.com/JWomdHklvn

— UtdArena. (@utdarena) April 16, 2019

this entire sequence of play from Young plays on a loop in hell

and it cuts off just before the goal

yeah, wrong thread

fuck you

Wayne Hennessey 'desperate' to learn about Nazis - Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson

lol, so not clicking on that - but imagining Woy thaying that thtraightfathed is killing me!

Vincent Janssen on the bench!

this is gonna be the kane/sissoko trilogy closer