Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

God, it felt good

If I get in a lift and there's nobody else in there I will stab the door open button until there is. Having a lift to yourself is a wasteful luxury.

(I'd take the stairs but it's 5 floors)

having a lift by yourself is an opportunity to DANCE.

To Radio 4?

(actually I'm not sure that's true. One of them certainly has radio 3 in it, because I can hear it from my desk, but I think the others are 1, 2 and 1xtra)

Cinema-goers who laugh at every single line of dialogue in the film, whether it's funny or not. I feel I've brought this subject up here before but anyway it bears repeating.

I know I'm old in disclosing but young people doing all the same poses when having their pics taken. The insta-pose is urghhhhh. I never liked posing for pics or people doing it.

Lol, recently had a vacation to Hawaii, and was struck by how every single beach visit featured youths spending their entire beach time doing elaborate selfie sessions.

there are so many art installations and pieces of architecture that are designed for instagrammability

there’s some traveling yayoi kusama thing that qualifies

I hit the door close button. I get mad at the people who hold the elevator for people who are still 7-10 seconds away when we are in a large elevator bank during rush hour.

F the gram, it’s a tool for narcissism

xpost I lived briefly near a beach in hawaii that was an extremely popular wedding photo spot. I would go out swimming and after 10 minutes see one huge wedding dress, then 3, then 5. They just kept multiplying.

xpost, I still really want to know why so many people take selfies while in the driver's seat of a car.

If you have a phone mount, it's pretty easy, I guess

Oh and re instagram: stop photoshopping yourself! Recently I saw a pic of my nail tech. She appeared to be half her size. Slim. It was a really bad photoshop: you could see curved lines which shld have been straight. Just stop it. So wrong.

And while I'm at it: it's very rude just to start filming/taking pics of people. Ask before you do. Urgh. Recently a client kept following me trying to take a selfie (w me in it). FU woman.

F the gram, it’s a tool for narcissism

Closer to the truth to say that the gram legitimizes and mainstreams narcissism

my car has really good lighting

Im both a door close button pusher and a door holder, tho i think im reasonable on durations. I can imagine being annoyed (and wrong) at the latter. I dont even get the former.

mh, which one is you

https://i.imgur.com/FjkbQmZ.jpg

If it's a car phone mount, this halfway makes the most sense (I don't regularly drive, it never occurred to me). I couldn't decide if it was better or worse than taking a selfie in a bathroom. (I also don't ever take selfies of myself alone, so even though it's totally commonplace it's something I don't think I will ever understand).

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had only scrolled one millimeter before determining that was a pplains post
i hit the close button on the elevator bc i am a disgusting savage

i’m a cross between 1-3 and 3-1. gotta get the head tilt but also flattering angle

I need some knockoff oakleys

Suspicions about Alex Rodriguez confirmed, btw,

Have we done ‘people who use their speakerphone in public’?

I think it’s got worse since FaceTime appeared and Apple makes it hard to do FaceTime audio only or switch to audio only if you get a video call.

Oh god this is the worst!

the

worst

also holding phone like slice of pizza in front of their face

Cosign those.

And people holding the phone to the ear opposite to the hand that is holding the phone.

Also wedging it into the collar, unsuccessfully, while rolling a cigarette.

Muslim women sticking their phones in their headscarves is cool though.

Vegie, actually wanted to post this too. Eck

hey wait I have headphones connected to my phone almost all the time, I am definitely holding my phone if not like pizza than like...a microphone (?)

what's the alternative and why is this offensive?

better this than pressing that flat piece of hot metal against my cheek

as long as I don't have to hear the other end of the conversation you're having idgaf which hand (ear?!) you use to hold your phone

C/D: holding a phone in front of your face as if it were a slice of pizza

If you are using headphones then you are probably not doing the pizza thing

As I have crappy hearing and iphone's audio is (imo) crappy: headphones all the way

I'm adding my neighbor to savages list

on her front porch at 8.30am having a speakerphone conversation that was so loud I could hear both sides of the convo inside my house with the windows closed.

and it wasn't even an argument! just chatting with someone about meeting them for coffee ffs

and I bet she was holding her phone like a slice of pizza

Hawaiian pizza, even

since i got a new protective case for my phone i have to do the pizza thing as the case seemingly obscures the microphone :( :(

whip the case off and raw-dog that phone my dude

good non-disgusting advice in the spirit of the thread

bizarro otm

this is cyberbullying

I will go down wearing my headphones and holding my phone like a pizza, safe from RF waves, hotface, and acoustic neuromas

maybe you guys should stop holding your PIZZAS like PHONES