rigged
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:37 (seven years ago)
Deicide Huxtable ftw
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:55 (seven years ago)
in a just world he would now have a clear path
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:57 (seven years ago)
or...she?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 5 April 2019 12:58 (seven years ago)
Yes, she! :)
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:00 (seven years ago)
Within a few weeks of starting my first call-centre job I took a call from a 'Ramjam Funkyboogaloo-Smythe', which I was certain was a stitch up by one of my colleagues. I totally forgot about this for decades until this thread appeared, and a quick google has proved that:
1. The guy very much exists, and is a semi-pro sabre fencer.2. One of his kids has the most badass name ever. I present to you: https://books.google.co.uk/books/about/Determinism_and_Moral_Responsibility.html?id=lsoeswEACAAJ&redir_esc=y
― raise my chicken finger (Willl), Friday, 5 April 2019 13:14 (seven years ago)
man i really need to know how that name happens now
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boot Edge Edge" (Will M.), Friday, 5 April 2019 15:38 (seven years ago)
not sure which thread to post this on, but i've now been looped into several emails with T1lly Dunk
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 11 April 2019 14:41 (seven years ago)
ME: you seen this baseball player?YOU: nah, is he good?ME: click for name
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boot Edge Edge" (Will M.), Thursday, 11 April 2019 15:59 (seven years ago)
loool
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 April 2019 17:11 (seven years ago)
Devon....Bling? Haha
― imago, Sunday, 14 April 2019 17:01 (seven years ago)
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2019/03/04/1745973/0/en/Columbus-Announces-Rock-Lefrançois-as-President-and-CEO.html
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:26 (seven years ago)
oh that link isn't working right. Columbus is a gold mining company. the CEO is called Rock Lefrancois
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:27 (seven years ago)
... to the tune of "Rock the Casbah" obv.
― Do you like 70s hard rock with a guitar hero? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 17:28 (seven years ago)
Marnix De Cat
― pomenitul, Monday, 22 April 2019 13:46 (seven years ago)
what a corker! v apt that he's a countertenor too https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/e/e8/Felix_The_Cat.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20171228095408&path-prefix=protagonist
― ogmor, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 09:01 (seven years ago)
Final Four:
—Storm Duck—Pope Thrower—Jizyah Shorts—Chastity Gooch-Fant
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--K3_RATwV--/c_scale,dpr_2.0,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/i7ivorfl7uiolw5x96db.png
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:20 (seven years ago)
pouring one out for general booty
― nxd, Thursday, 2 May 2019 09:57 (seven years ago)
Reading a biography of Lester B. Pearson, within the space of a few pages I was introduced to:
Gladwyn JebbJ. W. PickersgillHume Wrong
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 4 May 2019 23:15 (seven years ago)
The ability to cook and bake with the liquid from canned beans was discovered only two years ago by Goose Wohlt, a vegan American software engineer who was attempting to create eggless meringues for his mother's Passover seder. Wohlt found that the liquid from garbanzo beans, or chickpeas, could be whipped and used as an egg replacer. He called the bean liquid aquafaba
― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, 5 May 2019 20:35 (seven years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestor_El_Maestro
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 20:54 (seven years ago)
As the major title winners struggled to take advantage, Johnson was joined on five under by relatively unknown Americans Harold Varner III (67) and Luke List (69) and Thailand's Jazz Janewattananond (67).
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 23:27 (seven years ago)
that's 3 for 3 imo
Dr Marijuana Pepsi
http://joy105.com/woman-named-marijuana-pepsi-who-refused-to-change-her-name-earns-her-ph-d-after-completing-dissertation-on-black-names/
― emil.y, Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:04 (six years ago)
kudos
― ogmor, Thursday, 20 June 2019 14:12 (six years ago)
it's the "Dad, why was I named Rose?" "Because your mother loves Roses" meme come to life
― frogbs, Thursday, 20 June 2019 20:16 (six years ago)
Hello, my name is Tito Bosnia. In the last few days, the identity of my name has been viral and widely spoken in the media and social media in Bosnia-HerzegovinaFirst of all, I would like to confirm that my name is original and certified in my Certificate of Birth— bosnia tito (@iybos) June 30, 2019
― ShariVari, Sunday, 30 June 2019 16:40 (six years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruud_Brood
Ruud Brood, manager of NAC Breda
― cherry blossom, Thursday, 4 July 2019 04:30 (six years ago)
Had an email from R0xy Rhodes.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 8 July 2019 11:12 (six years ago)
Skip Luckadoo
― I Ate Those Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:23 (six years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvonne_Mosquito
― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 28 July 2019 11:29 (six years ago)
Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:17 (six years ago)
Ah 'hink ah went tae school wi' that cunt.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:36 (six years ago)
― tobo73, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 15:46 (six years ago)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/sherm-poppen-a-grandfather-of-snowboarding-dies-at-89/2019/08/11/4ebbc8dc-bc35-11e9-b873-63ace636af08_story.html
― j., Monday, 12 August 2019 02:59 (six years ago)
https://www.uva.nl/en/profile/j.c.hermes
joke hermes
― j., Tuesday, 13 August 2019 00:36 (six years ago)
one time I worked in a bank and there were index cards for "June Bugge" and "Shona Dick" - both married names, even.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 01:08 (six years ago)
so before she got married she was never Shona Dick?
― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 03:28 (six years ago)
https://www.press.uillinois.edu/books/images/9780252082269_lg.jpg
― Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 14:37 (six years ago)
Kind of unrelated, but in French, Sean Connery is hilarious because Connery sounds like 'connerie', i.e. idiocy, cuntishness, a fuck-up or a trifle.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 14:41 (six years ago)
https://www.uva.nl/en/profile/j.c.hermes🕸joke hermes
― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:00 (six years ago)
l1bertad v1tal
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, 30 August 2019 16:31 (six years ago)
A1r J0rdan L0uis Qu1nto
― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 August 2019 21:37 (six years ago)
so before she got married she was never Shona Dick?― mick signals
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 30 August 2019 23:31 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/aug/31/opera-singer-glyndbourne-self-taught-dvd-vuvu-mpofu
vuvu mpofu
― j., Sunday, 1 September 2019 15:36 (six years ago)
TOday's Washington Post features a letter to the editor from one Thankful Vanderstar.
― tobo73, Sunday, 1 September 2019 18:58 (six years ago)
guto bebb
― j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:33 (six years ago)
Pat Ham
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:12 (six years ago)
Ruud Sweering
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:51 (six years ago)
When you sort a list of players in Major League Baseball history alphabetically by first name, this is the full list of all the players between Simon Pond and Sol Carter. It is not a doctored list. It is, however, an important list. pic.twitter.com/zl6fX2Ipku— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) September 14, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 October 2019 16:20 (six years ago)