Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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but she has a plan: MV4, MV5, MV6, MV7

koogs, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:36 (seven years ago)

This the new netflix Terminator series?

calzino, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:42 (seven years ago)

"I'll be back"? Don't leave then :-)

StanM, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:44 (seven years ago)

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepoke.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F05%2Fsep.jpg&f=1

'Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.'

a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:47 (seven years ago)

Lol, 'MV' was what Nirvana's 'Moist Vagina' was abbreviated to when it was a b-side on all apologies send post

alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:47 (seven years ago)

Sub-40% turnout in Newport but you just know that every UKIP voter turned out. Would expect it to be a lot higher at a GE.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:48 (seven years ago)

Was biblical weather yesterday too which probably had an impact

groovypanda, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:50 (seven years ago)

Also the candidate was Neil Hamilton so could be Tory splitters voting for them, too.

suzy, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:51 (seven years ago)

Also "let's run a candidate that's been on Have I Got News For You" isn't a nationwide strategy for UKIP (though HIGNFY will probably be willing to rush through a few given a bit of notice)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 08:51 (seven years ago)

People are going to feel betrayed. I think as long as both Tories and Labour lose votes it could be ok, but it's definitely a reminder of what those MPs in marginal Labour seats face and no amount "oh ppl vote for TV stars...like Neil Hamilton, 2nd vote is still on" is going to make this go away

xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:01 (seven years ago)

could joke about looking forward to Tommy Robinson's HIGNFY debut, but it isn't even a fucking joke anymore.

calzino, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:01 (seven years ago)

xp Yes, those are definitely two correlated views.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:02 (seven years ago)

Sub-40% turnout in Newport but you just know that every UKIP voter turned out. Would expect it to be a lot higher at a GE.

Stoked for the European elections madness.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:09 (seven years ago)

Dismissing Ukip as having a strategy of putting someone who appears on a show nobody cares about tells me people doing it are trying to wish it away.

That being anti-EU gets you enough votes after the last two years says a lot. more than 'lol Neil Hamilton'.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:16 (seven years ago)

What show did Neil Hamilton appear on btw?

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:18 (seven years ago)

somebody must care abt it, it's been running for 29 years despite always being bad not good as well as evil

mark s, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:21 (seven years ago)

If a long extension leaves us stuck in the EU we should be as difficult as possible. We could veto any increase in the budget, obstruct the putative EU army and block Mr Macron’s integrationist schemes.

— Jacob Rees-Mogg (@Jacob_Rees_Mogg) April 5, 2019

someone's a cheerful chipper this morning

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:33 (seven years ago)

How strange - isn’t this the same guy who said the UK had no power to do any of these things in the EU and that’s why we had to leave. https://t.co/FTLD670HBH

— Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) April 5, 2019

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:34 (seven years ago)

damn, ethered

a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:37 (seven years ago)

Ruth Jones is pro-Remain btw.

suzy, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:40 (seven years ago)

I don't think that no-one cares about it though (unless that's editorialising from yourself?) - I think that's the result of the UKIP increase, that they have a celebrity - but he is basically their only celebrity (apart from Tommy Robinson).

That being anti-EU gets you enough votes after the last two years says a lot. more than 'lol Neil Hamilton'.

The three unambiguously pro-Europe parties got a boost in excess of UKIP, though?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:42 (seven years ago)

NIgel Farage was on Channel 4 retro shows like whatever that 'gosh wasn't the 70s a weird time' show was called.
Found it an odd choice of people to try to normalise. Probably shouldn't have been surprised.

Stevolende, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:53 (seven years ago)

The point about Hamilton isn't his celebrity, it's the fact that he's got a history of corruption and that was still ok with the cabbages that voted for him.

Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 09:55 (seven years ago)

tbf cash for questions or as Barry Sheerman would have it Professional Lobbyist is just standard practice now.

calzino, Friday, 5 April 2019 09:58 (seven years ago)

The three unambiguously pro-Europe parties got a boost in excess of UKIP, though?

It’s fine for a by election but anyone doing this at a GE is just fooling themselves. People need to think seriously about who they vote for.

Also everyone is salivating for a GE, but I’m not sure how much you can usefully deduce from a result where turnout was about half the previous rate - it wasn’t expected to change hands, complacency does play a part too.

gyac, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:01 (seven years ago)

if ppl are anti anything its bad

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 10:02 (seven years ago)

probably more anti-Dangerous at this point

xp No, I agree - I'm using it to muddy xyzzzz__'s tea-leaves, so to speak.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:04 (seven years ago)

Comrade alphabet is otm here though.

gyac, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:07 (seven years ago)

an election won't *just* be fought on brexit (tho i think it will be much more salient than in 2017); obviously a 2nd ref/PV *will* just be fought on brexit

ref1 was histrocially the electoral highest turn-out ever, no? hardest thing to read from one by-election is the "staying home and grumpily sitting on their hands" vote in a GE especially

also do major parties break up before or after the make-or-break election? my guess (based as ever on hunch) is after

mark s, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:14 (seven years ago)

technically i guess the "staying home and grumpily sitting on their hands" vote is a non-vote

mark s, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:14 (seven years ago)

xxp His position (if I read him right) is that the UKIP boost is significant, but your position is that the other protest parties aren't?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:16 (seven years ago)

Tory Peer, Lord Ridley, gives the most suitably out of touch, self entitled, made in the House of Lords speech ever.pic.twitter.com/4fEdRcKbR7

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) April 5, 2019

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:29 (seven years ago)

The UKIP vote isn't going away and will probably rise the worse things look for Brexiters, but there is minimal value either electorally or morally for Labour in trying to pander to these people, especially in a seat like Newport with a 44% Remain vote. UKIP vote is likely to be primarily at the expense of the Tories at this stage anyway - this is terrible for the country if the Tories stay in, but anyone who thinks that Brexit is a bigger driver than either austerity or general economic decline is kidding themselves.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:31 (seven years ago)

xxp His position (if I read him right) is that the UKIP boost is significant, but your position is that the other protest parties aren't?

I read the opinion as that people shouldn’t dismiss the UKIP vote as being due to Neil Hamilton being on a tv show.

gyac, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:38 (seven years ago)

It's less about him being on a TV show and probably more about the fact that Hamilton was at least once a professional politician and a much better campaigner than the sort of fuckheads that UKIP usually put up.

Matt DC, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:48 (seven years ago)

I'm sure I can remember him being a regular yoof tv guest after the 90's scandal, or might just be basing that memory on one appearance on The Word or something.

calzino, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:54 (seven years ago)

possibly a false memory, too many bad real and metaphorical drugs doing the rounds back then.

calzino, Friday, 5 April 2019 10:59 (seven years ago)

His wife is on the telly far more than he is tbf.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 11:07 (seven years ago)

he def was a regular:

On 9 May 1997 Hamilton and his wife, Christine, appeared on the current affairs satire quiz Have I Got News for You. The episode was recorded one week after Hamilton lost his seat. Angus Deayton, the presenter of the panel game, wore a white suit instead of his usual brown one. This was a humorous reference to Martin Bell, who wore just such a suit throughout the 1997 general election campaign. As a further taunt, at the end of the show, the Hamiltons were handed their "fee" in brown envelopes.[101] At one point Hamilton quipped, "I've found it's much better making political jokes than being one."[102]

Since then, the Hamiltons have appeared on chat shows. They have also appeared on programmes such as The Weakest Link and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, as well as in pantomime. In an appearance on a celebrity edition of Mastermind on Boxing Day 2004, Hamilton described himself as being "an object of professional curiosity". He appeared in Da Ali G Show in 2000.[citation needed]

In 2005, Hamilton appeared on the Johnny Vegas show, 18 Stone of Idiot, where he danced in a perspex box whilst Vegas and a member of the public poured buckets of fish over his head.[103]

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 11:07 (seven years ago)

(xp) She's obviously the brains of the outfit though, so fair enough.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 11:10 (seven years ago)

There was also a big Louis Theroux show on the Hamiltons xp

groovypanda, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:13 (seven years ago)

their musical was a big deal iirc

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 11:14 (seven years ago)

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Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 5 April 2019 11:17 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3YkBzxWAAA-2y9?format=jpg&name=900x900

groovypanda, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:20 (seven years ago)

hamilton fucked over a presentation i did at the eisteddfod. they don’t normally allow english speakers but i was doing something on helping sensorially impaired welsh speakers, and it was felt to be a legitimate exception.

but the day before hamilton had just crashed through the normal rules, insisting on both appearing and speaking english. it created a reasonably well-publicised fuss.

it meant the next day i had to stand on a stage and whisper my presentation to a welsh speaker, who then relayed it through the microphone to the gathered hordes*.

*small group of elderly people and two academics.

Fizzles, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:22 (seven years ago)

xp Google Image Search suggests - Businessperson?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:22 (seven years ago)

(xp) LOL, I remember that story from a FAP.

Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 11:23 (seven years ago)

like a boris mini-me, hamilton is a professional politician with a foot in the haw-haw-what-larks HIGNFY psuedo-satirical realm -- which allows him to be seen (by locals that so choose) as a kind of marker of how the rest the political and the media establishments still refuse the revealed anti-establishment truths of brexit, precisely because here's someone boldly breaking with both to tell the truth blah blah. a perverse echo of martin bell when he ran against hamilton, in fact.

this kind of stuff is amplified in by-elections though, and usually irrelevant in GEs

mark s, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:43 (seven years ago)

I had to go into BBC London to record an item one afternoon in the late ‘90s and had to wait in reception to be called, so went to take the available seat next to John Cooper Clarke, also there to record an item (rule: always sit next to the other person wearing black in reception). We chatted politely for a few minutes and suddenly realised we were being observed/stared at by the couple opposite - Neil and Christine Hamilton, dressed like the golf Nazis they are.

suzy, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:44 (seven years ago)


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