Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

Actually looking at the parliamentary calendar I see the house has been deprived of an adjournment debate on “travellers in Mole Valley”.

Great fantasy trilogy mm

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Also this is a few days late but I didn’t see this clip of “Brexit hardman Steve Baker”

“How are you feeling tonight?”

Steve Baker MP: “Well everyone knows i’m BREXIT HARDMAN STEVE BAKER as far as i’m aware..” pic.twitter.com/Mf4tI3nkmF

— James Davies (@jamesorharry) April 1, 2019

he definitely "irons out" his very smart shirts.

dire warnings of cheesebergs atop irish milk lakes:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/04/northern-ireland-faces-prospect-of-no-deal-brexit-milk-lake

yeah id say stuff will pile up unsold along the border alright def yeah

*winkkkkkk*

border molemen confiscating my cheddar suitcase, drowned god on the phone to satan

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We would like to clarify this was not a sewage leak.

— Commons Press Office (@HoCPress) April 4, 2019

Reaction to mole valley makes me want to poop the somethingest constituency names - but what? Most evocative? Most likely to double as a character or a title on an underwatched daytime show?

POLL, ffs. Off to die now.

you would like to clarify that it was not a sewage leak

I’m very calm and just polling as I normally am

constituency names vmic

‘we would like to clarify that this was not a sewage leak’ = ‘commons is still full of shit’

I think if was re-fitting parliament there would be purpose built leaky soil pipes throughout, extraneous conductive parts that become 230v live without any protective devices, the stench of piss and shit everywhere. Just give the cunts something to think about next time they are voting down a landlord reform bill.

https://www.choleraandthethames.co.uk/cholera-in-london/the-great-stink/

Faraday despite being arguably the biggest genius of that era still didn't have the vocabulary to describe this "opaque pale brown fluid" he encountered!

what this opbf was I meant to say.

he took some back to his lab in 2 Faraday cups..

Always worth revisiting the Guardian article about how the House of Commons is basically a death trap:

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/dec/01/a-tale-of-decay-the-houses-of-parliament-are-falling-down

Though now I am worried about what could be done by Peter "Driza" Bone and a book of matches, say next Thursday?

when you look at these mind bogglingly huge infrastructure projects in China and in the UK a dusty old building refurb - keeping it operational is complex- but 40 fucking years lol!

lol on a 40 year job you'd spend about at least 6 years on the snag list, and then wonder why it was worth it as London starts joining Doggerland and Atlantis.

Dismissing people worried about running out of medicine in the event of a No Deal Brexit is a terrible look for both right Leavers and Lexiters. The NHS have admitted they cannot stockpile enough epilepsy, bipolar & neuropathic pain drugs. It’s a concern.

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 4, 2019

fucking great. Alex's epilepsy has come back with a vengeance this month. That's one more drug shortage in my house to worry about in a no-deal brexit.

What is the story on Lexit, is it still a thing at the moment. Always truck me as a stupid idea to go along with the exit under Tory control if you wanted the situation to turn more leftist once you'd left the EU. & probably better to try to set up a situation where one had more leftist control beforehand.
So is it still remotely vocal.
Heard SWP for one were pretty anti EU in the run up to the 2016 referendum.

The French European election debate is wild. 2 minutes in and someone has already taken out a baguette pic.twitter.com/i6L03alWdO

— Calum Paramor (@palumcaramor) April 4, 2019

yes I did it @HouseofCommons ! I bent the pipes, and I won't apologise, you all deserve it! #brexit #startfromscratch

— Uri Geller (@TheUriGeller) April 4, 2019

how much longer will we allow this psychic menace to thumb his nose at our great nation

xps
Lexit is very problematic, but never forget the only reason Thatcher did have anything to sell in the first place (and put some icing on her shit-cake) was the "marxism" streak in both main parties.

Hope Geller is arrested and charged

Who is this Hope Geller woman anyway?

he's a classic aftertimer.

Fun fact:

Yungerer is a corruption of Uri Geller (with リ ri replaced by the visually similar ン n), who claims to have the ability to bend spoons with his mind, as the Japanese names of the Abra line are based on famous mystics. As a result, Geller sued Nintendo for using his likeness in a character.

https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/9/97/064Kadabra.png

top work everyone

Serbia advises citizens to avoid travelling to UK due to ‘major political chaos’ https://t.co/y6HMvgW6pK

— The Independent (@Independent) April 4, 2019

sick burn serbz

i mean fair play the opportunity came quicker than they can have expected and they took it well

Lexit is very problematic

now Luxembourg is wanting out, too?

there was a Twitter account that reported UK events in the same sort of language that Western media use to report on Africa, S America etc but i guess no one would now recognise it as satire

https://i.gifer.com/4EkM.gif

"now Luxembourg is wanting out, too?"

oh surely not after Liam Fox had only just made a free trade deal with a village there!

it's only a matter of time before we are all speaking Luxembourgish.

Newport West by-election
Labour Ruth Jones 9,308 39.6 -12.7
Conservative Matthew Evans 7,357 31.3 -8.0
UKIP Neil Hamilton 2,023 8.6 +6.1
Plaid Cymru Jonathan Clarke 1,185 5.0 +2.6
Liberal Democrat Ryan Jones 1,088 4.6 +2.4
Green Amelia Womack 924 3.9 +2.8

Labour and Tories losing a fifth of their vote.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/apr/05/donald-tusk-will-tell-eu-to-back-brexit-flextension-for-uk

Tusk proposes a year long extension (the 27 have to agree on it).

2,000-odd people voting for Neil Hamilton are beneath contempt really

Have a modicum of respect for they have all since died.

Brb, massive brain haemorrhage after hearing that May has asked for an extension to June 30 without a plan.

that wasnt a haemorrhage that was uri bursting pipes in yr head