this is the horny commiseration thread

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See, I only get ragingly horny for people I know, not for people I see on the street and think are hot. But now that I think of it, I'll be at a really good rock show, thinking of no one, and be stricken with the horn. Them there rock n rollin geetars n drums make me wanna. Beer certainly helps, too.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a boner.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

funny cuz im thinking of eating chili.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I was intrigued by how men were so visually whatever (can't think of the word) and I thought about it so much that now, lo & behold, I am too... It is so cool to just look at a hot chiX0r (or, ahem, man - sometimes, I spose) and get wet!

However, it is cars that really turn me on ;-) I cannot explain how this occurred. Maybe through my fascination with men's fascination with vehicles? Fuck, I don't know.

― toraneko (toraneko), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay. Maybe i should make a new thread for this but I'm suffering from the opposite of the horn right now.

I've got a girl who wants me to come over for an "intimate evening" tonight and i just don't feel like it. I'd have to take a train out of the city and I kinda would just rather stay home and drink with the roommate and her friends. I think it could be because i got stood up wednesday by this girl I was crazy about.

Now that I think about it I'm quite sure it's because of her. The other girls (the one tonight and I have another friend coming over tomorrow) are okay but... i dunno. I just don't really care, one way or the other, about any sort of physical fun with either of them at this point.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

hm. A tough one. Maybe instead of "intimate evening" you could suggest you do something more involved than just... that. Is she a nice girl? Would you like to talk to her more? I mean, no need to sex her right now, but no need to burn bridges, either. Maybe just buy her dinner.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I dunno. I find that after a certain amount of time without sex or masturbation, the urge just kind of... goes away. Masturbation generally just increases the horn level unnecessarily so it's better to just ignore it.

It's been two months since I had sex, and it's kind of fading to a diminishing memory. Not really troubled by crushes. I don't even really fancy anyone any more. Well, I guess I still kind of feel this kind of... *twinge* of fanciment for the last person. But it's kind of beaten down by neurosis and embarrassment and the wish that I'd handled the whole thing better. Bit of a mood killer.

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I give up.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I've been so ill it's been a while since I went out and did any socialising at all. So I guess I'm more *lonely* than horny, technically.

Though "The Lonely Commiseration Thread" would be a sodden pit of misery even I'd be unable to stand, wouldn't it?

― Masonic Cathedral (kate), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha ha, true!

Maybe instead of "intimate evening" you could suggest you do something more involved than just... that
Well, I like her okay. I don't really think she's right for any sort of long term committed relationship tho. But if I drag my ass all the way out there I damn well better get some sex'n. My problem is that i should be looking forward to the prospect but it feels like more of a chore right now. I mean i'm considering staying in, drinking and maybe playing some CIV instead! Over sex! With no strings attached! That just shouldn't be!

Maybe I'm just getting old.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

GO OVER AND GET A BLOWJOB INSTEAD.

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, for pity's sake. Just give the girl a little lovin'. She likes you! Go be sweet to her.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I think i will do both .

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

between seeing luna's pic from the underwear thread and not understanding at all how it can be the least bit difficult for her to get some and then reading thermo's post about sex with a girl as a 'chore', i begin to realize... FFS ppl there is no hope!!

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

FYI, I would be more than delighted to help Luna out with her problem, were it within the scope of my power!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

aaw

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX wants to fuck Luna. Alert the media.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, no... keep it in the closet.

http://www.neverland-valley.com/neverland-valley/video-clips/videos/07_dangerous/in-the-closet/pix/itc_013.jpg

There's somethin' about you, baby, that makes me want to give it to you.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Though "The Lonely Commiseration Thread" would be a sodden pit of misery even I'd be unable to stand, wouldn't it?

The Lonely Commiseration Thread

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

zing!

― amon (eman), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

commiserations.

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.yanmarmarine.com/img/bg_home_parel.gif

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmmmmmm organic...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww, you guys...

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I never realized how much the inside of an oyster shell resembles the glistening beauty that is the inside of a hoo-ha.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

A what? OH! You mean a CHA-CHA!

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything about an oyster, right down to the taste, resembles a hoo-ha. It's an amazing, amazing food.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you more of a lemon or shallot vinaigrette kind of guy, Kenan?

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Tabasco.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously ... wtf, Thermo? If you're going to be that way then send the ones you don't want over to me :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, Yes. Bring us the wenches. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eye -- strip her naked and bring her to me.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I have this very unfortunate image in my head now of someone about to go down on a girl and contemplating the condiment choices. Something tells me she might not appreciate tabasco...

xpost

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.luckymojo.com/cornocrown.gif

BEHOLD: TEH ITALIAN HORN

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.afgrant.com/images/kissonline/blood5.jpg

BEHOLD, GENE SIMMONS GOT THE SCRATCH FOR YR ITCH

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh fuck.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like he overdid it on the Tabasco there.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

(Or maybe he was trying to look more gangsta.)

(BTW -- this thread is no longer horny. More oysters, plz.)

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

How about some orchids instead?
http://www.peruvianorchids.org/peocx1712.gif

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyberpathway.com/art/lane/okeef.jpg

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(beat me to it)

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/geo/BalconesEscarpment/oysters.gif

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.completesite.com/cbweekly%5Cimages/12682444image.JPG

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is no longer horny again.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a long thread, what's it about?

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

It shouldn't be this much of a struggle to keep it alive.

Here. This should about do it.

http://giganticmag.com/images/pic1b.gif

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Suggesting tabasco in the oysters-as-poontangs metaphor, not sexy.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

classique

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That's an intriguing picture.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Hot diggity.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.tragsnart.co.uk/arthub/okeeffe/okeeffe03.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 18 March 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

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