'NERDS!'
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)
schwantz's wife made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at new yorker cartoon
― iatee, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
"Have the Chinese one removed for questioning."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:15 (sixteen years ago)
From that long list of candidates above:http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/05/11/p323/090511_contest_p323.jpgno this isn't MY evening gown i tied up a pedestrian on the way to your studio and robbed her blind.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:26 (sixteen years ago)
"The leader of the mice appears to have rounded up all the intellectuals in a gulag""Ha, Communism sounds great on paper - it just doesn't work in lab conditions!"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
12 more hours to go, and then I'll make a poll at about 11 pm (US Eastern) tonight.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)
And.....the new caption has appeared. Have at it!
http://i43.tinypic.com/2dhtqu0.jpg
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
"They look more like her but they take after me."
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
btw for anyone who may care, the winners of last week's ILX poll were:
1) Roberto Spiralli (10 votes)2) Hi Dere (4 votes)3) EZ Snappin and Dr Superman(tie) (3 votes)
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
"Sweden? It was MOSTLY uneventful..."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
(also where was the poll? I totally missed it)
"I call her Ladybird, because she's my lady."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
"Milk, toilet roll, wrapping paper. Got it."
― farcottonloco, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
The "Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week 1
D'oh!
Well to sum it up, Roberto Spiralli won, but in typical ILX fashion, there were concerns about bestiality. That made your caption the choice for entry. But then, I'm pretty sure no one ever entered it, because I stupidly assumed that you had seen the poll.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
lol after seeing the controversy over emphasized words in a caption I have to rethink
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
There really wasn't any controversy, it was just me worrying over nothing, as usual. Although I still do think that an entry with no emphasized words, all else equal, will probably do better.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
"I'm going to take off now; we will never speak of this weekend again."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
"is this some kind of fucking joke, Steve? i could've been killed. you useless fucking cunt."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
"your...wife?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
btw, Sweden one already strong candidate imo
hey does anyone know who is talking in this comic: the pilot or the flag guy?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
something about fly-me pumps
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
theres gotta be a good dont ask dont tell joke in there
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"she was a bitch to land today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
looooooooooooooooooool
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
that's where I was going, best I could come up with was "I believe the policy clearly states 'Don't ask'."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"jesus christ is that the plane talking?
"she was a bitch to land today"YES SUBMIT THIS NOW
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
"Yes they're Blahniks. God."
― goole, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
"If comfort were a concern I'd take the train."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
jesus christ is that the plane talking?
uh... no
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
W i l l also comes correct, loooooooooool
e3 i dig that, better than anything i had
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
"seemed to be something of a problem with drag today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
a+
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
omg Spiralli is killin it
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
yoga flame
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
"Jeez Carl, when you said you enjoyed Transformers I wasn't expecting this"
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
"How was your trip Mr. Blahnik?""It makes the wings look great but it's MURDER on the struts.""Do you have anything in a size 7?"
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
"honestly, this is not what I expected when you said it was a transatlantic flight"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
"Don't ever ask Koslowski to fix your flats."
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
ah, somebody already there with the blahnik joke.She was a bitch to land would be great for playboy, would never get into the new yorker. Good caption tho.
― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
lol e3
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
several strong candidates already, I smell victory.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
"I can't use the cobblestone runway today."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
I just hope that people coming back to this thread will realize there's a new caption now.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
"I said high WHEELS, goddamnit!"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
can u say goddamnit in new yorker?
prob not
"Would've been here earlier, but there was a sale at Saks."
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:28 (sixteen years ago)