Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

likewise tbh

one of them for the "very lovely guy, his brother is a complete arsehole" files.

Otm. Though their dad was better, obviously.

How long are these ballots taking to count?!

can anyone give me an idea of when bercow told the brexiteers they couldn't change backstop i wanna see live if it did in fact happen in todays parliament?

About 4.55pm today iirc

ty ty

haha ffs

daylight savings strikes, ive been scratchin my head over the debate an hour early

Jfc can they count these damn votes already, this BBC Parliament filler programming is killing me

from 16.55 onwards is filling the gap nicely

that Drax speech is very low voltage.

― calzino,

this one will go unappreciated

or at least, almost unappreciated

calz is known for his sparkie wit

Results not expected til 10.30?! Someone tell me when u should switch this thing back on please.

when you've ensured that the connection is fully insulated!!!

5 minutes according to the Guardian liveblog

Ty!

and they're back

and they all lost again

fantastic

amazing

CU neg.
273 - 276

CM2
261 - 282

True dedication to April Fools' Day, two and a half years in the making.

(that's ayes to noes sorry)

Parliament prevention of No Deal
191 - 292

The other one
280 - 292

boom

boles joining TIG?

"aw nick please dont go"!

Good to see TIG voted against a customs union and Boles Common Market 2.0. Good work!

https://media.giphy.com/media/Bu8ADbj7NuRry/giphy.gif

lol i found it very hard to read the delivery alright

some world class bootlicking here

Vicky Ford, a Conservative, says the PM’s deal got more votes last week than any of the options did today.

cumulatively?

Just watched this, think i've strained a couple of intercostal muscles

I was out at a book launch for a mate and half the UK columnists were also there, who will tell us what to think?

xps to anvil
It wasn't an attempt at ironic/moronic witticism or something along them fucking lines. Was more a comment on BBC cunts trying to blow up that Drax speech to be something quite powerful - which it clearly wasn't. I'll just write a rough draft of my post next next and work on it you pseud wannabee writer prick!

lol wow chill

I'm chilled, but also drunk I'm afraid!

I hadn’t realised they were voting again on Wednesday!

Honestly everyone who voted against one of these options & isn’t a no deal headbanger needs to take a long look at themselves over this. Obviously the TIG crowd don’t want an election, but fuck ‘em, do what you have to to prevent no deal and work towards a softer outcome.

So are they going to try some kind of ranked choice voting on Wednesday to force a majority?

He is calm, he’s just posting as he always does.

lol I assumed from Anvil's post that a Drax is some sort of low-voltage electrical hardware

It’s a major power station!

let's say the CU option limps over the line Wednesday

May asks the EU for a long extension because parliament has lolexpressed a direction of travel

who presides over this??

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Mr_Blobby%2C_2009.jpg/220px-Mr_Blobby%2C_2009.jpg

I think that a GE is inevitable if it reaches that point, because the cabinet would split and things would become even worse than now.

I don’t think the Tories want a snap election, even if May keeps threatening them with one.

No, they don’t, but the numbers are the problem and there’s only one way to solve that.

election would result in a hung parliament y/n?

i say y

Almost certainly and I can’t see the Tories making gains.

happy days!

I don’t think we can say for certain but those independent seats would be up for grabs and Labour don’t need a huge swing to pick up a decent number of marginals.

it's almost as if the entire enterprise of leaving the EU looks less workable the more that MPs study it