Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

I was in the commons to view the piss poor climate change debate a few weeks ago when no MPs turned up, so am a bit miffed that this mob didn't turn up then.

because you fancied a butcher's?

Would have been more entertaining ;-)

yes i know he's evil now but "WHAT ABOUT THE ELEPHANTS!? HAVE WE GOT THEIR TUSKS?!

Can't believe i missed the moment to post "Put 'em on the Glass"

I asked Jacob Rees-Mogg if he would apologise for quoting approvingly the far-right AfD Party in Germany. He refused. https://t.co/yYYULp5eRn

— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) April 1, 2019

ed SHOOK

Today in Parliament pic.twitter.com/6kOw1yD7Jf

— Rachel Humphreys (@rachel_hump) April 1, 2019

Magnificent head of hair on Ed these days too.

I asked Wes Streeting if he would apologise for every political belief he's ever had but

I mean he’s not wrong here

Fascists are worse than fascist enablers sure

This MP who’s talking now just mentioned the PM’s hubris in calling a snap election - and then said “although I don’t hold that against her since it’s how I got back in”. Quality dropped-a-glass cheer from the labour backbenches.

still chuckle at Streeting getting General Strike/Winter of discontent mixed up. Never mind that most of that particular discontent was experienced under the Tory government of that year. No point explaining that a thick, slimy Blairite tho!

Stephen Barclay, the Brexit secretary, is speaking in the debate now.

The Conservative Ed Vaizey asks if it is true that a letter signed by 170 Tory MPs has gone to Theresa May urging her to opt for a no-deal Brexit. Has Barclay signed it?

Barclay says he has not signed the letter. He says he sees the PM most days, and tells her what he thinks when they meet.

I mean obviously fuck Stephen Barclay but on the other hand fair play.

This MP who’s talking now just mentioned the PM’s hubris in calling a snap election - and then said “although I don’t hold that against her since it’s how I got back in”. Quality dropped-a-glass cheer from the labour backbenches.

― gyac, Monday, April 1, 2019 2:59 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

that Drax speech is very low voltage.

Lol when he mentioned serving in NI & then apologised to Hoey & the DUP for voting for the deal

Woke Soubz is never not at it

Labour Breaches Own Manifesto By Backing Plan For Continued Free Movement After Brexit | HuffPost UK https://t.co/CfD43z9KaD

— Anna Soubry MP (@Anna_Soubry) April 1, 2019

oh my stars the manifesto is breachèd

Ed Miliband spots the naked people in the Commons gallery pic.twitter.com/AmU3KSWdtO

— John Stevens (@johnestevens) April 1, 2019

likewise tbh

one of them for the "very lovely guy, his brother is a complete arsehole" files.

Otm. Though their dad was better, obviously.

How long are these ballots taking to count?!

can anyone give me an idea of when bercow told the brexiteers they couldn't change backstop i wanna see live if it did in fact happen in todays parliament?

About 4.55pm today iirc

ty ty

haha ffs

daylight savings strikes, ive been scratchin my head over the debate an hour early

Jfc can they count these damn votes already, this BBC Parliament filler programming is killing me

from 16.55 onwards is filling the gap nicely

that Drax speech is very low voltage.

― calzino,

this one will go unappreciated

or at least, almost unappreciated

calz is known for his sparkie wit

Results not expected til 10.30?! Someone tell me when u should switch this thing back on please.

when you've ensured that the connection is fully insulated!!!

5 minutes according to the Guardian liveblog

Ty!

and they're back

and they all lost again

fantastic

amazing

CU neg.
273 - 276

CM2
261 - 282

True dedication to April Fools' Day, two and a half years in the making.

(that's ayes to noes sorry)

Parliament prevention of No Deal
191 - 292

The other one
280 - 292

boom

boles joining TIG?

"aw nick please dont go"!

Good to see TIG voted against a customs union and Boles Common Market 2.0. Good work!

https://media.giphy.com/media/Bu8ADbj7NuRry/giphy.gif

lol i found it very hard to read the delivery alright

some world class bootlicking here

Vicky Ford, a Conservative, says the PM’s deal got more votes last week than any of the options did today.

cumulatively?