I like fork's "I think it's meant to be the one on the right's retirement party."
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)
"The one in glasses is not 'the cute one'."
― 1899 Horsey Horseless (HI DERE), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)
"auto-tune is dead"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
I wonder how many times we'll have to do this until we get an ILX winner?My money is over five, under twenty.
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
We should enter as Isaac L. Xevious
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
"I see your mice have little clothes."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)
"These mice are different from the mice behind us; these mice have facial features."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)
"Are mice very much like people?"
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:51 (seventeen years ago)
"I am mildly disconcerted; apparently, I am carrying a water bottle."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
"Did you know? I can spit the words 'PAUL NOTH' across the room."
"I am looking at mice. You are looking at mice. They are also looking at mice."
― cant go with u too many alfbrees (Abbott), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:54 (seventeen years ago)
"Hmm, I'm not sure -- she's a little mousier than the last woman I dated."
― autogucci cru (deej), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
lolling at the paul noth one for some reason.
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)
also "it's a reality show about my fantasies" has win potential
― I used to like dem burgers boy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:00 (seventeen years ago)
'NERDS!'
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
schwantz's wife made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed at new yorker cartoon
― iatee, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
"Have the Chinese one removed for questioning."
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)
From that long list of candidates above:http://www.newyorker.com/images/2009/05/11/p323/090511_contest_p323.jpgno this isn't MY evening gown i tied up a pedestrian on the way to your studio and robbed her blind.
― Eazy, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)
"The leader of the mice appears to have rounded up all the intellectuals in a gulag""Ha, Communism sounds great on paper - it just doesn't work in lab conditions!"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)
12 more hours to go, and then I'll make a poll at about 11 pm (US Eastern) tonight.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Thursday, 11 June 2009 15:02 (seventeen years ago)
And.....the new caption has appeared. Have at it!
http://i43.tinypic.com/2dhtqu0.jpg
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:01 (sixteen years ago)
"They look more like her but they take after me."
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
btw for anyone who may care, the winners of last week's ILX poll were:
1) Roberto Spiralli (10 votes)2) Hi Dere (4 votes)3) EZ Snappin and Dr Superman(tie) (3 votes)
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
"Sweden? It was MOSTLY uneventful..."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)
(also where was the poll? I totally missed it)
"I call her Ladybird, because she's my lady."
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
"Milk, toilet roll, wrapping paper. Got it."
― farcottonloco, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:07 (sixteen years ago)
The "Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest" Poll: Week 1
D'oh!
Well to sum it up, Roberto Spiralli won, but in typical ILX fashion, there were concerns about bestiality. That made your caption the choice for entry. But then, I'm pretty sure no one ever entered it, because I stupidly assumed that you had seen the poll.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
lol after seeing the controversy over emphasized words in a caption I have to rethink
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
There really wasn't any controversy, it was just me worrying over nothing, as usual. Although I still do think that an entry with no emphasized words, all else equal, will probably do better.
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
"I'm going to take off now; we will never speak of this weekend again."
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
"is this some kind of fucking joke, Steve? i could've been killed. you useless fucking cunt."
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
"your...wife?"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
btw, Sweden one already strong candidate imo
hey does anyone know who is talking in this comic: the pilot or the flag guy?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
something about fly-me pumps
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
theres gotta be a good dont ask dont tell joke in there
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:15 (sixteen years ago)
"she was a bitch to land today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
looooooooooooooooooool
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
that's where I was going, best I could come up with was "I believe the policy clearly states 'Don't ask'."
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
"I just want to feel pretty! Is that so wrong?"jesus christ is that the plane talking?
"she was a bitch to land today"YES SUBMIT THIS NOW
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:17 (sixteen years ago)
"Yes they're Blahniks. God."
― goole, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
"If comfort were a concern I'd take the train."
― W i l l, Monday, 15 June 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
jesus christ is that the plane talking?
uh... no
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
W i l l also comes correct, loooooooooool
e3 i dig that, better than anything i had
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
"seemed to be something of a problem with drag today"
― special guest appearance (Roberto Spiralli), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
a+
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)
omg Spiralli is killin it
― sorry i poisoned u with nachos :( (HI DERE), Monday, 15 June 2009 20:21 (sixteen years ago)