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farls rule, more farls with everything imo

Tattie scones of death, away with yer heathen farls.

― Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:36 (seven years ago)

That was supposed to be 'or death' but I think I prefer the mistake.

― Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:37 (seven years ago)

In more NI news, judge getting aerated about the whole damn thing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-47744603

― Ned Trifle X, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:38 (seven years ago)

OTM your honour.

― Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:39 (seven years ago)

The Tory Brexiter David Jones says he will continue to vote against the deal. If the deal had changed, he would have considered changing his mind, he says. But it has not.
He says this was meant to be the day when the bells would be pealing to celebrate Brexit.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:40 (seven years ago)

*sob*

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:40 (seven years ago)

Made it in for May. I can see all the lobby wonks watching. Stephen Bush looking nervous

― stet, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

good luck uk

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

DIVISION!

you were lucky to get in right now!

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:30 (seven years ago)

Mogg's voting aye

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

how romantic

BREAKING Jacob Rees-Mogg walks into the Aye lobby with Boris Johnson.
— Carl Dinnen (@carldinnen) March 29, 2019

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

It's going to pass.

― ShariVari, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

Aww i thought this was tonight and hence i'd miss it

Developing a really murderous Pavlovian response to megaphones and shouting

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

History may yet see Theresa May as the great political schemer she isn't.

― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:35 (seven years ago)

Sheer Machiavellian

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:36 (seven years ago)

SV it's unlike you to troll us like this. Brexit makes people do funny things tho'

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:37 (seven years ago)

Makes people do hilarious things

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:38 (seven years ago)

I enjoy watching members of the public kvetching about the self-serving crapness of MPs like they just found out about politics this morning

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:39 (seven years ago)

Lab benches all stern, Tory front bench smug apart from May. Looks like a loss for govt tho

― stet, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:41 (seven years ago)

Lol

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

Aye 286
No 344

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

fourth time lucky, i guess?

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

58 she's getting there

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

https://talkradio.co.uk/sites/talkradio.co.uk/files/styles/large/public/field/image/201811/theresa-may-painting.jpg

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

RIP

― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

Pundits estimating No by 40-50 votes xp

I think MV6 might just squeak it.

― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

Guys she's getting closer, she should offer to set herself on fire if MV3.1 passes, i think she can get there

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

i'd be tempted to back it in those circumstances tbf

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:44 (seven years ago)

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:46 (seven years ago)

Told you there weren’t enough Labour votes. Knew she was going to lose when I saw her jacket - she didn’t bother wasting a good outfit on yet another loss.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:46 (seven years ago)

Oh wow Vince Cable's still alive

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:46 (seven years ago)

LMAO

Not even close enough to have justified the hype imo

― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:47 (seven years ago)

"I fear we are reaching the limits of this process in this house."

(brings out tommy gun)

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:48 (seven years ago)

lol @ racist christmas being cancelled

― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:48 (seven years ago)

Caroline Lucas otm

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/

Usual link for votes when they get updated.

Lol.

Labour: General election now!
SNP: general election now!
TIG: people’s vote now!

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

Stet, what’s the mood like there?!

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

I mean if European elections are a problem can't we just have a GE on that day and combine the two? Kind of like when the African WC qualifying rounds count for the Nations Cup too.

― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

If that’s to happen, the latest they can call one is 25 working days before the election.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

Only five labour MPs voted with the government - Kevin Barron, Rosie Cooper, Caroline Flint, John Mann and Jim Fitzpatrick.

Independent MPs: Ian Austin, Frank Field, Lady Harmon and Stephen Lloyd (ex LD) voted with the government.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:57 (seven years ago)

In view of the rejection of the Withdrawal Agreement by the House of Commons, I have decided to call a European Council on 10 April. #Brexit
— Donald Tusk (@eucopresident) March 29, 2019

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:58 (seven years ago)

34 Tories rebelled - weird mix of wets and hardliners.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:58 (seven years ago)

May:

"On Monday, this House will continue the process to see if there is a stable majority for a particular alternative version of our future relationship with the EU. Of course, all of the options will require the withdrawal agreement."

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:59 (seven years ago)

Jeez, can’t she take a hint.

― Dan Worsley, Friday, 29 March 2019 15:00 (seven years ago)

What a shambles

― moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 29 March 2019 15:00 (seven years ago)

just fuckin revoke article 50 already, we clearly can't be trusted to do this properly ('properly')

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 15:03 (seven years ago)

her darting glances sideways like gollum when a point against her hits are really starting to carry more than a hint of actual madness

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 29 March 2019 15:03 (seven years ago)

Fair fucks to the Labour whipping operation, though.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 15:03 (seven years ago)

Put the screws to em “jezza”

― moose; squirrel (silby), Friday, 29 March 2019 15:04 (seven years ago)

count dankula MEP

― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Friday, 29 March 2019 15:05 (seven years ago)

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