Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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wtf is leon, is this some kind of metropolitan elitism on display itt

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:27 (seven years ago)

The website is very angry about this branding, @Anna_Soubry also just accidentally called her party https://t.co/xGKZj0cObx in the chamber. Understand legal advice and advice from the Electoral Commission is being sought. https://t.co/XP14E4m9cs
— Jessica Elgot (@jessicaelgot) March 29, 2019

― Alba, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:28 (seven years ago)

there's a leon in manchester now (& the trafford centre obv) which i believe is one of the portents of the end times

― ogmor, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)

leon is training a young girl to avenge brexit iirc

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)

Yep. And fried tomato is OK in a fry-up if taken in the form of cherry tomatoes halved and wet side dipped in thyme, salt and pepper before frying in a well of nuclear bacon fat.

― suzy, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)

david dimbleby’s son’s fast food to go chain

― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:30 (seven years ago)

León is a chain of stolovayas named in honour of Trotsky iirc.

― ShariVari, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:31 (seven years ago)

that leon breakfast in full

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gremlins/images/5/5e/ElephantGrem.png/revision/latest?cb=20131102223137

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:31 (seven years ago)

not the image i wanted to post but i kinda prefer it honestly

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:31 (seven years ago)

^^^preferred thread title

― mark s, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:34 (seven years ago)

farls rule, more farls with everything imo

Tattie scones of death, away with yer heathen farls.

― Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:36 (seven years ago)

That was supposed to be 'or death' but I think I prefer the mistake.

― Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:37 (seven years ago)

In more NI news, judge getting aerated about the whole damn thing.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-foyle-west-47744603

― Ned Trifle X, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:38 (seven years ago)

OTM your honour.

― Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:39 (seven years ago)

The Tory Brexiter David Jones says he will continue to vote against the deal. If the deal had changed, he would have considered changing his mind, he says. But it has not.
He says this was meant to be the day when the bells would be pealing to celebrate Brexit.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 13:40 (seven years ago)

*sob*

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 13:40 (seven years ago)

Made it in for May. I can see all the lobby wonks watching. Stephen Bush looking nervous

― stet, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

good luck uk

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

DIVISION!

you were lucky to get in right now!

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:30 (seven years ago)

Mogg's voting aye

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

how romantic

BREAKING Jacob Rees-Mogg walks into the Aye lobby with Boris Johnson.
— Carl Dinnen (@carldinnen) March 29, 2019

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:31 (seven years ago)

It's going to pass.

― ShariVari, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

Aww i thought this was tonight and hence i'd miss it

Developing a really murderous Pavlovian response to megaphones and shouting

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

History may yet see Theresa May as the great political schemer she isn't.

― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:35 (seven years ago)

Sheer Machiavellian

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:36 (seven years ago)

SV it's unlike you to troll us like this. Brexit makes people do funny things tho'

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:37 (seven years ago)

Makes people do hilarious things

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:38 (seven years ago)

I enjoy watching members of the public kvetching about the self-serving crapness of MPs like they just found out about politics this morning

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:39 (seven years ago)

Lab benches all stern, Tory front bench smug apart from May. Looks like a loss for govt tho

― stet, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:41 (seven years ago)

Lol

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

Aye 286
No 344

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

fourth time lucky, i guess?

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

58 she's getting there

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

https://talkradio.co.uk/sites/talkradio.co.uk/files/styles/large/public/field/image/201811/theresa-may-painting.jpg

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:42 (seven years ago)

RIP

― ... and the crowd said DESELECT THEM (||||||||), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

Pundits estimating No by 40-50 votes xp

I think MV6 might just squeak it.

― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

Guys she's getting closer, she should offer to set herself on fire if MV3.1 passes, i think she can get there

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:43 (seven years ago)

i'd be tempted to back it in those circumstances tbf

― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:44 (seven years ago)

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:46 (seven years ago)

Told you there weren’t enough Labour votes. Knew she was going to lose when I saw her jacket - she didn’t bother wasting a good outfit on yet another loss.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:46 (seven years ago)

Oh wow Vince Cable's still alive

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:46 (seven years ago)

LMAO

Not even close enough to have justified the hype imo

― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:47 (seven years ago)

"I fear we are reaching the limits of this process in this house."

(brings out tommy gun)

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:48 (seven years ago)

lol @ racist christmas being cancelled

― alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:48 (seven years ago)

Caroline Lucas otm

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

https://commonsvotes.digiminster.com/

Usual link for votes when they get updated.

Lol.

Labour: General election now!
SNP: general election now!
TIG: people’s vote now!

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

Stet, what’s the mood like there?!

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:49 (seven years ago)

I mean if European elections are a problem can't we just have a GE on that day and combine the two? Kind of like when the African WC qualifying rounds count for the Nations Cup too.

― Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Friday, 29 March 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

If that’s to happen, the latest they can call one is 25 working days before the election.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)

Only five labour MPs voted with the government - Kevin Barron, Rosie Cooper, Caroline Flint, John Mann and Jim Fitzpatrick.

Independent MPs: Ian Austin, Frank Field, Lady Harmon and Stephen Lloyd (ex LD) voted with the government.

― gyac, Friday, 29 March 2019 14:57 (seven years ago)

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