Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

It was with a heavy heart that i FPd you there bg

*seizes skillet, advances on bg*

taking the fun out of fungus

Why are people complaining about mushrooms in a fry when beans are the real crime?

guys i heard there's a risk the public could lose trust in British politics today

huge if true

xp what do you call a mushroom with a big penis? A fun guy

why is something happening xp

Either something or nothing is happening, both with their own dangers

schrodinger's brexit

I am prepared to put the skillet down once bg and gyac discuss the compatibilities of their aims - if they strengthen their hands by both hating mushrooms and beans then I'm prepared to sit down with them, because more delicious mushrooms and beans for me. In a spirit of welcoming they can have the grilled tomato, if that's what that is.

You can keep the tomato, I’m only interested in rashers and black pudding.

I think I count about ten ride or die Tory Brexiteers still voting against this thing? It’s toast.

grilled tomatoes are fucking rank an' all tbh

Mushroom hatred yet another thing cementing the transatlantic clone bond between bg and myself, I see.

elitists. any fried breakfast that doesn't include all these things is a bourgeois distraction

breaksit

there it is

Lads, Leon is way ahead of us.

Leon is the latest London restaurant to adopt the Brexit lexicon to sell food. A “breakfast means breakfast” deal promises a breakfast pot and a coffee for £4.45, imploring hungry passers-by with a simple suggestion: “Let’s do a deal.”

Now I'm curious if anyone's selling one with all these AND ALSO filo, olives, halloumi, feta...

our most basic, rough n ready local greasy spoon offers a 'turkish breakfast' fyi

like, in addition to the classix

"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

*taps sign, eyes funnel*

munch my pit, splitter

xxp yeah but literally on the same plate as?

Queue enormous as expected FYI — hanging out watching in the hall

how many of these have said they’re voting AYE

Caroline Flint
John Mann
Graham Stringer
Gareth Snell. AYE
Jim Fitzpatrick. AYE
Kevin Barron
Sarah Champion
Rosie Cooper

Can get 9/2 on the deal passing, which is tempting.

jfc

There is a solid mass of unhappy gammon wedged outside too

the actual, long-discussed split is over the inclusion of the farl in the ulster fry

but you fuckers just dont care about anything that happens over here i forgot

No farls, say I.

.....lets not relitigate tht particularly nasty schism eh

farls rule, more farls with everything imo

FARL is such a fun word to say.

andrew farl

There is a solid mass of unhappy gammon wedged outside too

wait is this about breakfast or no

Leinster says no.

brexit may imperil our breakfasts & our gammon:
https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/britain-brexit-chicken-pork-carcass-balance-price-rises-white-dark-meat/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

xxp yeah but literally on the same plate as?

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, March 29, 2019 1:19 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zoom in on Set 5 here and you'll notice that halloumi and sucuk have replaced some of the usual ingredients. a bloody disgrace. actually it's really nice

The shift over the last two years from the Leon breakfast costing £3.25 to £3.50 to £3.99 to £4.45 tells its own story of post-referendum purchasing power and corporate opportunism.

Everything I know about Irish culture and history comes from the cruise kidman vehicle farl and away

wtf is leon, is this some kind of metropolitan elitism on display itt

The website is very angry about this branding, @Anna_Soubry also just accidentally called her party https://t.co/xGKZj0cObx in the chamber. Understand legal advice and advice from the Electoral Commission is being sought. https://t.co/XP14E4m9cs

— Jessica Elgot (@jessicaelgot) March 29, 2019

there's a leon in manchester now (& the trafford centre obv) which i believe is one of the portents of the end times

leon is training a young girl to avenge brexit iirc

Yep. And fried tomato is OK in a fry-up if taken in the form of cherry tomatoes halved and wet side dipped in thyme, salt and pepper before frying in a well of nuclear bacon fat.

david dimbleby’s son’s fast food to go chain

León is a chain of stolovayas named in honour of Trotsky iirc.

that leon breakfast in full

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gremlins/images/5/5e/ElephantGrem.png/revision/latest?cb=20131102223137

not the image i wanted to post but i kinda prefer it honestly

^^^preferred thread title