Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

In this essay I will outline why people are fed up of these endless essays

she's calm and just posting as she normally does

Lib Dem MP says Theresa May says the PM could get her deal over the line if she combined it with a referendum.

That needs to be a board description already. Feel sorry for the Americans logging on in a while and backreading older posts.

Which reminds me of the Frankensteiny proposals apparently being considered for Monday - the second Letwin day will apparently be new votes on 'new' ideas, rather than something with preferential votes - theoretical runners include Customs Union + Norway Plus, Customs Union with a Second Referendum, and "No Deal bit with also a Second Referendum", where the idea is that both hard remainers and hard leavers would go for it because they're bound to win the popular vote, right?

*but

the International Marxist Group whose policies included

this is a bit of a category error when describing any formation within the larger UK fourth international heritage: its primary dynamic -- its key political culture -- is SPLITTISM, with the many many MANY warring splinters each brandishing its minutely different menu with regard to policy, permuting like the various ways you can order a fried breakfast in a caff (International Communist League with mushrooms = Alliance for Workers Liberty, International Communist League without mushrooms = Communist Party of Great Britain Provisional Central Committee etc*). Hoey being within this general penumbra doesn't really commit her strongly to *any* given line (with the point at which said line became a problem for her being the point she likely began to withdraw).

*(this is a fanciful example: all these groups exist but i have not actually researched the relevant lines on mushrooms as regards a fried breakfast)

A brief marriage ends. DUP learning today that many in ERG = Brexiteers first Unionists second. DUP = Unionists first and Brexiteers second. So DUP would countenance long extension / customs union over PM’s deal while ERG will support PM’s deal over long extension / customs union

— Nicholas Watt (@nicholaswatt) March 29, 2019

mushrooms are disgusting and have no place in a fried breakfast, you are a traitor to the cause of breakfast and you are henceforth banished xp

It does seem quite a weasley line, it's from her wikipedia entry, but not sure where the person writing it is coming from.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kate_Hoey#Politics

Communism with mushrooms sounds like a good call, however I would go for Trotskyism with mushrooms fried in butter, not Stalinism with mushrooms fried in bacon fat.

It was with a heavy heart that i FPd you there bg

*seizes skillet, advances on bg*

taking the fun out of fungus

Why are people complaining about mushrooms in a fry when beans are the real crime?

guys i heard there's a risk the public could lose trust in British politics today

huge if true

xp what do you call a mushroom with a big penis? A fun guy

why is something happening xp

Either something or nothing is happening, both with their own dangers

schrodinger's brexit

I am prepared to put the skillet down once bg and gyac discuss the compatibilities of their aims - if they strengthen their hands by both hating mushrooms and beans then I'm prepared to sit down with them, because more delicious mushrooms and beans for me. In a spirit of welcoming they can have the grilled tomato, if that's what that is.

You can keep the tomato, I’m only interested in rashers and black pudding.

I think I count about ten ride or die Tory Brexiteers still voting against this thing? It’s toast.

grilled tomatoes are fucking rank an' all tbh

Mushroom hatred yet another thing cementing the transatlantic clone bond between bg and myself, I see.

elitists. any fried breakfast that doesn't include all these things is a bourgeois distraction

breaksit

there it is

Lads, Leon is way ahead of us.

Leon is the latest London restaurant to adopt the Brexit lexicon to sell food. A “breakfast means breakfast” deal promises a breakfast pot and a coffee for £4.45, imploring hungry passers-by with a simple suggestion: “Let’s do a deal.”

Now I'm curious if anyone's selling one with all these AND ALSO filo, olives, halloumi, feta...

our most basic, rough n ready local greasy spoon offers a 'turkish breakfast' fyi

like, in addition to the classix

"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

*taps sign, eyes funnel*

munch my pit, splitter

xxp yeah but literally on the same plate as?

Queue enormous as expected FYI — hanging out watching in the hall

how many of these have said they’re voting AYE

Caroline Flint
John Mann
Graham Stringer
Gareth Snell. AYE
Jim Fitzpatrick. AYE
Kevin Barron
Sarah Champion
Rosie Cooper

Can get 9/2 on the deal passing, which is tempting.

jfc

There is a solid mass of unhappy gammon wedged outside too

the actual, long-discussed split is over the inclusion of the farl in the ulster fry

but you fuckers just dont care about anything that happens over here i forgot

No farls, say I.

.....lets not relitigate tht particularly nasty schism eh

farls rule, more farls with everything imo

FARL is such a fun word to say.

andrew farl

There is a solid mass of unhappy gammon wedged outside too

wait is this about breakfast or no

Leinster says no.

brexit may imperil our breakfasts & our gammon:
https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/britain-brexit-chicken-pork-carcass-balance-price-rises-white-dark-meat/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

xxp yeah but literally on the same plate as?

― Andrew Farrell, Friday, March 29, 2019 1:19 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

zoom in on Set 5 here and you'll notice that halloumi and sucuk have replaced some of the usual ingredients. a bloody disgrace. actually it's really nice

The shift over the last two years from the Leon breakfast costing £3.25 to £3.50 to £3.99 to £4.45 tells its own story of post-referendum purchasing power and corporate opportunism.

Everything I know about Irish culture and history comes from the cruise kidman vehicle farl and away