Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

Did you take a look at the Speaker’s gin? I also have it on good authority that the Lords shop has some fancy small batch one only available there.

Meanwhile, the ginspiration himself has just denied MV3 again, lol we’re all gonna die

xxp all of them i expect

Govt officials have told @SCFGallagher that new porn laws that will see all X-rated websites require age verification from UK users will now NOT be introduced on 1 April https://t.co/ufMq9CQwL7

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) March 28, 2019

Like how else were they going to roll this out or enforce it in any meaningful way? How would this not end the government in hours?

tbf usage has plummeted since damian green resigned

I would never killfile anyone but *looks around, can't see Matt 'Bercow' DC* when I get called not the sharpest tool in the box and then someone that nobody cares the opinion of on two consecutive days you have to expect me to get a little, how do the kids say, salty. Nothing more than the everyday quid pro quo of parliamentary politics tbh

Take responsibility for the thrash you post lj.

the fuck is matt rn

I do! Everything I post to UK politics threads should come with the disclaimer 'I am less knowledgeable than most of you about this stuff and am merely road-testing ideas'

Anyway I vote uneasy truce before we're both given the boot. Decent hardworking people have a porn ban revocation to discuss!

Darragh nothing is going on in parliament rn what is this to you? xp

Lads can we all just calm down and unite on the common goal of resisting Fred intrusions to this hallowed thread pls

wait till he needs a pee and then don't let him back in

I'm very calm. Just posting as I always do.

i dont see whether anything is going on in parliament rn or not is anything to do with why someone wouldnt want to see one of the few busy with content threads left on the site fucked up with persistent catty adhom rubbish tbh

Several convos are going on the thread as always. Plenty for you to get busy with. If something is dominating it passes after a while calm down Darragh.

Eh, as long as you're part of the EU you're bound to the Four Freedoms, of which the Freedom of Shitposting is surely the most important.

im very calm. just posting as i always do.

Good to know man. Appreciate the feedback on my posting.

no deal now

this is fine

xyzzz = id
imago = superego
Fred = some kind of catatonia idk

I mean it has to be said that imago tear where he wrote something furious about xyzzzzz’s books or whatever was hilarious? I would have printed that off and stuck it on my wall if I were xyzzzzz, which of course I am, as well as being SV.

careful gyac youll have twu in here in a mo

I enjoyed that post gyac. There is definitely a cuckoo clock in there..

It's five o'clock and you're still a prick!

pax pax j/k everyone chill

ffs get a room you two

I’m very calm? Just posting as I always do...

vote ON tomorrow

time to get 1x big bag of cans and post as you always do

What the fuck? I mean I’ve read the previous raft of stuff posted on the guardian liveblog and still, what the fuck?

**BERCOW STATEMENT KLAXON**
The govt motion for tomorrow's debate does comply so it can happen - as it only covers the Withdrawal Agreement not the Political Declaration

— Rob Powell (@robpowellnews) March 28, 2019

Keir Starmer is tweeting about how this is all bullshit rn

There are four key reasons why you cannot separate the Withdrawal Agreement from the Political Declaration. 1/

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) March 28, 2019

What the Government is doing is not in the national interest and that’s why we will not support it tomorrow. 6/

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) March 28, 2019

she’s shown a staunch unwillingness til now to ignore everything except that which is statutorily mandated... afaik the EU withdrawal act explicitly links the WA and PD so she’s moved onto the ignoring statute part of her increasingly authoritarian premiership

Lol the bold young Bercow takes any excuse to cave

Otoh good, the sooner MV3 gets tanked the better, really

lol DUP voting against (obvs)

*tents fingers in a pleased manner*

The UK could well have three elections in 2019 - with a fighting chance of a fourth, too | @stephenkb https://t.co/DrSdRNS2Kj

— i views (@ipaperviews) March 28, 2019

Oh so you're the guy

there's a faint possibility that Australia's unelected PM decides to hold the Senate and House Of Reps votes separately this year so that he can stay in power longer, I am totally in favour of voting three times this year (home state had its election four days ago. not that my ballot has arrived yet, but still)

lines from MPs to the things they voted for in the IVs

https://alexandreafonso.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/untitled90-1.png?w=1024&h=1024

any wags voting in favor of everything

The wives and girlfriends are sick of it all

I guess the deal making that didn't happen yesterday between the SNP and Labour can happen in subsequent votes.

So Jezza kicks the off the delicate negotiations by tweeting that the SNP caused Thatcher.

sounds productive

In my replies today, a number of people have expressed their delight at Bercow saying the name "Bambos Charalambous", which of course prompts me to do the following, which probably won't last on here longer than 2 minutes but it's worth a crack. pic.twitter.com/Ew0cDY4yQ0

— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) March 28, 2019

https://amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/28/withdrawal-agreement-separation-brexit-theresa-may-election

This is truth bomb after truth bomb.

I guess the deal making that didn't happen yesterday between the SNP and Labour can happen in subsequent votes.
So Jezza kicks the off the delicate negotiations by tweeting that the SNP caused Thatcher.

― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, March 28, 2019 12:41 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sassanach twat

Bambos is usually short for Charalambos so I think his name might actually be Charalambos Charalambos.

It is

yes, tom kibasi's a very perceptive commentator. mentioned it upthread but this is worth a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9NFrzSkioA

xp

yeah, that JC post was not helpful, however questionable the SNP's voting was last night.

The SNP have not once missed a chance to attack Labour in this Parliament so I’m not really going to slag JC off on that? Just totally cynical operation.