Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

Ugh where are these damn results? I’m old, I want to get into bed already.

Tearing the place down...with tanks.. 👍

I hear that at 4am tomorrow a group of ardent Brexiteers will descend on Parliament Sqaure and replace all the EU flags left overnight by Remainers with their own custom-made EU flags, only they’ll symbolically have one star missing. I’ve seen one of the replacement EU flags.

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) March 27, 2019

there he is! xp

Just carrying out the will of the people

i would say this, but Ros Atkins is smashing the coverage on Outside Source on the BBC News channel

anything else shd've been the thread title

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague)

Titles are not my forte, for sure.

Lol these are all gonna be No

haha i just got tricked into clicking on an ian dunt article, the insanity* is out of control

*me being tired after the block AGM

Lol no deal voted down yet again, what a waste of time

Ref 2 the most popular i think:D

they all failed, what a waste of time & paper

lol

Jesus wept

Rematch on Monday with the worst 4 or 5 dropped

sounds like Parliament are opposed to Brexit

Amazing

Ref 1.5 most popular, Customs Union second, neither meaningfully stronger than MV2, let's ask for a 5 year extension while we thrash this thru

Victory for option A

Brexxxit is Hard

going to truncate a tweet pasted into the Graun liveblog, for my amusement:

Speaker has walked out suspending proceedings until the indicative votes are counted. But Tories are furiously pointing to the mace

strongly favouring option xyzzzzx atm watching this muck

Knew you'd come around gyac.

Can we re-open the previous thread those were more innocent times

May genuinely mad at the SNP for saying she’s failed at providing leadership, lol

vote options T, A, N, K, and S

genuine scenes here

The rule should be that if you see Gapes, he should ha e to speak

he'll only eulogise options M, I, L, and K

The SNP abstained on the Customs Union and could have carried it. Twats.

Probably in return for Labour not supporting the revoke amendment. Not enough horses traded.

Second referendum more popular than May's deal.

A Labour front-bencher may've resigned did they say?

TIG, 2 Lib Dems & 4 labour MPs voted against Corbyn’s deal.

10 TIG votes went against the customs union motion and could have passed it.

xp Melanie Onn, maybe? Voted against Beckett amendment.

Lol at Boles and Kinnock having no mates

take the kinnocks bowling, take them them bowling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V58dOl84MaI

Labour MPs who abstained or voted against ⁦@peoplesvote_uk⁩ pic.twitter.com/TsoORlSVZu

— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) March 27, 2019

Wait, what did the Brits think was going to happen in the indicative votes? Of course none got a fucking majority, if that was going to happen it would be done already. The point was to get a ranking and then put the better ones the to a preference procedure.

— Colman (@colmanareilly) March 27, 2019

I think the organisers of the vote understand this well. The chance of the median mp or journocrat getting it, well...

— Alex Harrowell (@yorksranter) March 27, 2019

bill fucking cash says that tonight's indicative votes like "the whelk stall being run by the whelks".

whelks in the other kinds of tank

i mean, i know you are bill but what am i

Reading the results in detail, Labour could have got a number of those well over the line.

the idea wasn't to get anything over the line it was to set up a runoff afaict?

So if I understand the situation, Theresa May doesn't have enough support to resign successfully.

— Liam Kirkaldy (@HolyroodLiam) March 27, 2019

wait i just found out the EU banned memes, i am bill cash's whelk now

the idea wasn't to get anything over the line it was to set up a runoff afaict?

Would Ken Clarke's option or the PV win the runoff, do we think? Presuming it's just those two in the running now

lol what scenes what scenes bercow for british taoiseach

Clarke could win the runoff if the SNP support it; difficult to see what soft votes are left to be switched behind PV.