Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

A government minister voted to revoke :o

I'm missing "Who Killed Rasputin?" for this bollocks

105 headbangers is quite a lot

A government minister voted to revoke :o

Tory Brexiteer Steve Baker to the ERG in Parliament tonight: “I could tear this place down and bulldoze it into the river.” Whatever that is, it’s not conservatism.

— George Eaton (@georgeeaton) March 27, 2019

No abstention. This deal’s dead.

The DUP do not abstain on the Union. https://t.co/l4oSPj75V2

— Nigel Dodds (@NigelDoddsDUP) March 27, 2019

I keep a browser window on Commons all day lately and I'm still baffled by what's going on. What was this vote that just finished?

To extend to the 12th April.

still a chance TM leads them into another GE. banter heuristic demands it

this is low-balling the banter heuristic IMO

Ugh where are these damn results? I’m old, I want to get into bed already.

Tearing the place down...with tanks.. 👍

I hear that at 4am tomorrow a group of ardent Brexiteers will descend on Parliament Sqaure and replace all the EU flags left overnight by Remainers with their own custom-made EU flags, only they’ll symbolically have one star missing. I’ve seen one of the replacement EU flags.

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) March 27, 2019

there he is! xp

Just carrying out the will of the people

i would say this, but Ros Atkins is smashing the coverage on Outside Source on the BBC News channel

anything else shd've been the thread title

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague)

Titles are not my forte, for sure.

Lol these are all gonna be No

haha i just got tricked into clicking on an ian dunt article, the insanity* is out of control

*me being tired after the block AGM

Lol no deal voted down yet again, what a waste of time

Ref 2 the most popular i think:D

they all failed, what a waste of time & paper

lol

Jesus wept

Rematch on Monday with the worst 4 or 5 dropped

sounds like Parliament are opposed to Brexit

Amazing

Ref 1.5 most popular, Customs Union second, neither meaningfully stronger than MV2, let's ask for a 5 year extension while we thrash this thru

Victory for option A

Brexxxit is Hard

going to truncate a tweet pasted into the Graun liveblog, for my amusement:

Speaker has walked out suspending proceedings until the indicative votes are counted. But Tories are furiously pointing to the mace

strongly favouring option xyzzzzx atm watching this muck

Knew you'd come around gyac.

Can we re-open the previous thread those were more innocent times

May genuinely mad at the SNP for saying she’s failed at providing leadership, lol

vote options T, A, N, K, and S

genuine scenes here

The rule should be that if you see Gapes, he should ha e to speak

he'll only eulogise options M, I, L, and K

The SNP abstained on the Customs Union and could have carried it. Twats.

Probably in return for Labour not supporting the revoke amendment. Not enough horses traded.

Second referendum more popular than May's deal.

A Labour front-bencher may've resigned did they say?

TIG, 2 Lib Dems & 4 labour MPs voted against Corbyn’s deal.

10 TIG votes went against the customs union motion and could have passed it.

xp Melanie Onn, maybe? Voted against Beckett amendment.

Lol at Boles and Kinnock having no mates

take the kinnocks bowling, take them them bowling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V58dOl84MaI

Labour MPs who abstained or voted against ⁦@peoplesvote_uk⁩ pic.twitter.com/TsoORlSVZu

— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) March 27, 2019

Wait, what did the Brits think was going to happen in the indicative votes? Of course none got a fucking majority, if that was going to happen it would be done already. The point was to get a ranking and then put the better ones the to a preference procedure.

— Colman (@colmanareilly) March 27, 2019

I think the organisers of the vote understand this well. The chance of the median mp or journocrat getting it, well...

— Alex Harrowell (@yorksranter) March 27, 2019

bill fucking cash says that tonight's indicative votes like "the whelk stall being run by the whelks".