US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled”

By the time she said “Amen,” Borowicz had invoked Jesus 13 times, deploying the name between prayerful clauses as though it were a comma.

this is a holiness church thing i believe. i hear it on the radio while driving through rural kentucky.

There's a funny cartoon On The Internet about what it would sound like if you used someone's name as often in conversation as often as evangelicals do when they pray.

"Uh Bob, do you mind if Bob you could uh Bob make sixteen Bob copies of this Bob document for me Bob before this afternoon's Bob meeting, Bob thanks so Bob much."

but to be honest of all the weird shit evangelicals do this one at least sounds interesting. like that steve reich piece "it's gonna rain" but real.

Jesus, amen, hallelujah, yes lord - all frequently used as a comma

jesus christ with that lady

oh duh i forgot PA still has people who ride around in horse and buggy and are afraid of letricity

that lady is afraid of something, that's for sure

replace politicians with computers from microsoft

oh duh i forgot PA still has people who ride around in horse and buggy and are afraid of letricity

those people are amish and old-world mennonite and whatever you think of them they are not what this lady is.

she appears to have gone to high school in florida and college in orange county, california (minoring in bible). probably moved to lock haven for the climate

jesus christ with that lady

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, March 27, 2019 8:10 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amen praise the lord

and the amish aren't afraid of electricity! in fact they usually have dispensation to use some modern tech (even computers) for work purposes. they just try to keep things closer to the lifeways of their ancestors than the rest of us.

no i know i was just thinking about rural PA and how it is a world unknown to me.

yeah sorry to be so pedantic.

xp it's appalachia

http://i2.wp.com/i.imgflip.com/4ukki.gif

I went to college in rural PA

A Tree Called Ship

curious if this will change

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/27/politics/cnn-poll-mueller-reaction-exoneration/index.html

Though President Donald Trump has claimed "complete and total exoneration" based on Attorney General William Barr's summary of special counsel Robert Mueller's report on Russian interference in the 2016 election, the American public disagrees, according to a new CNN Poll conducted by SSRS.
A majority (56%) says the President and his campaign have not been exonerated of collusion, but that what they've heard or read about the report shows collusion could not be proven. Fewer, 43%, say Trump and his team have been exonerated of collusion.

xpost it's called Pennsyltucky

speaking of tuckys

BREAKING: federal judge strikes down Kentucky's Medicaid work requirements. Again. Remands them back to HHS

— Nathaniel Weixel (@NateWeixel) March 27, 2019

feel like i've heard someone from philly make the joke "Q: what's between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh? A: Alabama"

I lived in central PA for two years and totally have been to Lock Haven. I don't recall it being rural. It's like every other town.

hey America? have a blessed day.

And ffs I almost brought a dress that had those half bell sleeves until I realized that was an Ivanka look. And I see it's spreading like a buttered rice with these crazies.

I really wish there was a bigger crossover between evangelicals and anti-vaxxers; the less of those people on the earth, the better.

i wish they'd just hasten their meeting with their maker and kindly leave the rest of us out of it

Took me a minute to figure out why Jesus Lady's cadence sounded so familiar but I knew it would come to me eventually.

Kevin Nealon as Mr. Subliminal in his first SNL Weekend Update appearance in 1987 pic.twitter.com/io3Eo2lMZT

— SNL Snippets (@SNLSnippets) February 17, 2019

it's like she about to cry it's not a fucking eulogy

.@RepMalinowski asks SecPompeo about NorthKorea, Kim Jong Un and Otto Warmbier.

Malinowski: "So, what's to like?"
Pompeo: "They suffered mightily, sir."
Malinowski: "So, what's to like about Kim Jong Un?"
Pompeo: "Sir, don't make this a political football. It's inappropriate." pic.twitter.com/X22UvnHJWN

— CSPAN (@cspan) March 27, 2019

Pompeo is such a sanctimonious asshole

"They Suffered Mightily, Sir" for April Title.

Though President Donald Trump has claimed "complete and total exoneration" based on Attorney General William Barr's summary of special counsel Robert Mueller's report on Russian interference in the 2016 election, the American public disagrees, according to a new CNN Poll conducted by SSRS.
A majority (56%) says the President and his campaign have not been exonerated of collusion, but that what they've heard or read about the report shows collusion could not be proven. Fewer, 43%, say Trump and his team have been exonerated of collusion.

jury duty ftw

All of the republican members of the house intelligence committee have signed a letter demanding that Adam Schiff resign from his chairman’s role

in his place i'd ostentatiously take it into the men's room

He should just laugh and say he has to go take a Nunes

I will step down when you do, Mr. President.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2wVbWsXcAEMilA.jpg

drain the lagoon

stop the simulation i wanna get off

All of the republican members of the house intelligence committee have signed a letter demanding that Adam Schiff resign from his chairman’s role

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 28, 2019 3:01 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THat's just so adolescent.
Can they actually believe the idea i think that's linked to. Nobody's seen any more of the report than Barr's fudging of it have they.
Do they think they know something or are they just willing stooges.
Just wondering on their level of intentionality

sub-Curly stooges

Schiff can be Moe-like, tho

I guess Bannon's still alive

sort of

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2tPEmlWoAMm9h4.jpg

Refashioning a corpse into a ventriloquist's dummy for a cable news show is in such bad taste, no matter the decedent in question.

man the cryptkeeper really let himself go

sam the eagle looking good tho!

"Bannon doesn't drink" is still among the most amazingly transparent lies of the Trump admin

fascist meat loaf performing fat out of hell

tonight's Nazi rally is gonna incredibly lit and I predict that Trump will order his fans to murder journalists

doing all the classics

“Y’know, we don’t do like other countries, other countries stand there with machine guns ready to fire. We can’t do that, and I wouldn’t wanna do that. It’s a very effective way of doing it, and I wouldn’t wanna do it, we can’t do it.”

btw did i say how effective it would be if we did do that ?