Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

forget a red-white-and-blue brexit, we want a pink, purple and pearly white brexit

DUP spokesman says: "There is no statement scheduled."

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) March 27, 2019

throbbing, veiny Brexit

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2484/3167/1600/02%20Me%20%26%20Emma%20with%20Mr%20Blobby.jpg

turgid

mr blobby’s been on a diet and he’s loving life xp

this guy knows what's happening:
https://i.imgur.com/TS7SxDM.jpg?1

https://imgur.com/gallery/5C6i4

jesus god almighty

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rapidly softening brexit

I’m not linking any of the nsfw ones but by God they exist.

I'm glad the UK's going out like this, it's what it would've wanted

Putting the uk in bukkake

bring back xyzzzz ffs

the full cast poster, yknow what ive seen lazier biopic casting tbf

Was just gonna post it

xp are you saying it’s time for the tanks to roll into this thread?

so are the options currently being debated whilst the entire tory party are elsewhere or what

tanks, but no tanks etc

That all starts at 7.

and finishes at nein nest pas

we really should've started 8 new threads today just for conceptual consistency

has nobody polled em yet

so not gonna happen

Breaking: first images of tonight's #indicativevotes papers ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/XVTB0jJQKm

— Commons Press Office (@HoCPress) March 27, 2019

Delay vote on now.

When do we know the results?

are they milling around or all sitting quietly doing their quizzes

I’m not sure, there’s a debate on it now and the Labour whips account said around 9pm, but that was a lot earlier...

xp they’re standing up and asking questions of varying degrees of length and comprehensability

Indicative results still expected 9 ish atm

these indicative votes can likely just be ignored by the government?

unless they can't, nobody knows

THE MEMBERS OPPOSITE SEEM TO BE SUGGESTING WE SHOULD GET RID OF THE QUEEN

lmao angela eagle calling for abolition of the monarchy and mark francois shits his pants

brexit has me really wishing i could completely disengage from politics in dear auld shitey, but alas i cannot

Normal WhatsApp conversations of our time

Great ERG readouts of our time pic.twitter.com/Z9n31njD2H

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) March 27, 2019

Bill Cash is Troubled.

The director is doing very well with the reaction shots today.

Someone cave the roof in before he stops talking.

Barry Gardiner shamed in the chamber!

everything is unprecedented at this point I have just found interesting cathy newman interviewing nicky morgan and jess phillips and anna soubry four people I find quite repellent

brexit has me really wishing i could completely disengage from politics in dear auld shitey, but alas i cannot

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, March 27, 2019 3:52 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

delete from "in" to the comma and i'll vote for this.

me every time i hear the news pic.twitter.com/bHqkuTO3td

— Y Barry Horns (@thebarryhorns) March 27, 2019

Appalling news for Number 10 - full statement - doesn’t deal with Treaty level changes she said pic.twitter.com/99YMWv4tS8

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) March 27, 2019

"Appalling news for Number 10"

❤️❤️❤️

It's getting late and MPs are getting tired. Mark Francois getting heckled by Ed Vaizey
"He can read!...
"You're doing well...
"Is this a speech?" pic.twitter.com/tcI54gmwsP

— Daniel Kraemer (@dcakraemer) March 27, 2019

Voting on the delay now finally & results for the indicatives due soon after I’d say.

Lol still counting