Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

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Just imagining the full blown hagiography the lobby are going to give her once she goes, bleurgh.

She may not have been a keen phrenologist with challenging views on race like her successor, but erstwhile Tory moderate and avowed feminist Theresa May...

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:46 (seven years ago)

Theresa May has told Conservative MPs she will not stay as Prime Minister for the next phase of Brexit negotiations.
— Britain Elects (@britainelects) March 27, 2019

The wording here is...different?

― Simon H., Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)

Mood in room respectful sombre bloody hot says Mp as May indicated intention to stand down. Thought she was passionate. Neither pm nor chief whip crying
— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) March 27, 2019

― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:50 (seven years ago)

But before we can do that, we have to finish the job in hand. As I say, I don’t tour the bars and engage in the gossip – but I do make time to speak to colleagues, and I have a great team in the Whips’ Office. I also have two excellent PPSs.

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:51 (seven years ago)

How Lord Hennessy isn't a rapper's nom de plume god only knows

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:52 (seven years ago)

fuck voting through this deal to give a headbanger the reins for phase 2

― PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 17:59 (seven years ago)

pic.twitter.com/wubSEcFFLw
— no context bake off (@nocontextgbbo) March 27, 2019

― mark s, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:00 (seven years ago)

hollywood for pm

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:02 (seven years ago)

just her way of taking attn off the actual worthwhile business of commons?

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:04 (seven years ago)

and to muddle erstwhile alliances probably

― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:07 (seven years ago)

Mood in room respectful sombre bloody hot

long, slow, lingering, sensual brexit

― recreational colonoscopies 4 u (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:09 (seven years ago)

That should have been the thread title

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:09 (seven years ago)

anything else shd've been the thread title

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:10 (seven years ago)

when i get this feeling i want Brexual healing

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:11 (seven years ago)

long, slow, lingering, sensual brexit: VONCing it up the wall in the lol we’re all gonna die era

― PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:13 (seven years ago)

I was thinking of “why yes, Mr Juncker, I’d love you to give us a long extension”

― suzy, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:13 (seven years ago)

Let me lick you up and down
Til' you say backstop
Let me play with your Speaker, baby, make you real hot

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:13 (seven years ago)

Resignations, a million votes, and not a single clue. At it again. pic.twitter.com/VpHwfDgp8l
— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) March 27, 2019

― mark s, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)

I was definitely knowingly putting out the bg-signal when I posted that tweet but let the records show I did not ask for all of this

― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:14 (seven years ago)

forget a red-white-and-blue brexit, we want a pink, purple and pearly white brexit

― recreational colonoscopies 4 u (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:15 (seven years ago)

DUP spokesman says: "There is no statement scheduled."
— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) March 27, 2019

lol they’re still opposed. Banter heuristic = they still intend to vote against so it doesn’t matter if every single story MP backs it now.

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:15 (seven years ago)

throbbing, veiny Brexit

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:16 (seven years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2484/3167/1600/02%20Me%20%26%20Emma%20with%20Mr%20Blobby.jpg

― mark s, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:20 (seven years ago)

turgid

― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:20 (seven years ago)

mr blobby’s been on a diet and he’s loving life xp

― recreational colonoscopies 4 u (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:22 (seven years ago)

this guy knows what's happening:
https://i.imgur.com/TS7SxDM.jpg?1

― mark s, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:27 (seven years ago)

https://imgur.com/gallery/5C6i4

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:28 (seven years ago)

jesus god almighty

― recreational colonoscopies 4 u (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:31 (seven years ago)

rapidly softening brexit

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)

I’m not linking any of the nsfw ones but by God they exist.

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)

I'm glad the UK's going out like this, it's what it would've wanted

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)

Putting the uk in bukkake

― A funny tinge happened on the way to the forum (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:32 (seven years ago)

bring back xyzzzz ffs

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:33 (seven years ago)

the full cast poster, yknow what ive seen lazier biopic casting tbf

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:34 (seven years ago)

Was just gonna post it

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:34 (seven years ago)

xp are you saying it’s time for the tanks to roll into this thread?

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:34 (seven years ago)

so are the options currently being debated whilst the entire tory party are elsewhere or what

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:36 (seven years ago)

tanks, but no tanks etc

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:37 (seven years ago)

That all starts at 7.

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:37 (seven years ago)

and finishes at nein nest pas

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:39 (seven years ago)

we really should've started 8 new threads today just for conceptual consistency

― The Xylems of the Limes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:41 (seven years ago)

has nobody polled em yet

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:42 (seven years ago)

so not gonna happen

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 18:54 (seven years ago)

Breaking: first images of tonight's #indicativevotes papers ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/XVTB0jJQKm
— Commons Press Office (@HoCPress) March 27, 2019

voting on paper (lol), half an hour to vote

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:08 (seven years ago)

Delay vote on now.

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:32 (seven years ago)

When do we know the results?

― suzy, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:36 (seven years ago)

are they milling around or all sitting quietly doing their quizzes

― moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:37 (seven years ago)

I’m not sure, there’s a debate on it now and the Labour whips account said around 9pm, but that was a lot earlier...

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:40 (seven years ago)

xp they’re standing up and asking questions of varying degrees of length and comprehensability

― gyac, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 19:41 (seven years ago)

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