Seizing back control: The ILX lol brexit is how we're all gonna die thread.

There's barely a pick on him anyway.

As an American who followed the early Brexit proceedings fairly closely in FT, I will also note that your current situation is just impenetrable as all hell.

(I'm also just kind of dumb, though, so there's that.)

So can we expect option L to have a fair bit of support given that parliament just voted to take no deal off the table a couple of weeks ago, or is that giving too much credit to the idea that anything means anything

I’m American btw

May will quit after the withdrawal agreement is passed says James Cartlidge emerging from the room

— Dan Sabbagh (@dansabbagh) March 27, 2019

New synonym for "when hell freezes over"

May tipped the wink to Bercow so she gets to stay on forever

George Osborne trolling all Londoners by putting sweaty Gove in shorts & T-shirt on the front of the ES, btw.

“oh yes I hated the deal for all the reasons I have gone on about at length but now the PM has quit the exact same deal is acceptable for reasons”

The ERG is presumably banking on one of their sympathisers being able to control the process once the deal has passed.

So soft-remain Tory MPs and Labour wets have the choice of rejecting the deal and rolling the dice on what comes next or accepting the deal and rolling the dice that whoever takes over from May doesn’t trash the implementation of the deal anyway.

Just imagining the full blown hagiography the lobby are going to give her once she goes, bleurgh.

She may not have been a keen phrenologist with challenging views on race like her successor, but erstwhile Tory moderate and avowed feminist Theresa May...

Theresa May has told Conservative MPs she will not stay as Prime Minister for the next phase of Brexit negotiations.

— Britain Elects (@britainelects) March 27, 2019

Mood in room respectful sombre bloody hot says Mp as May indicated intention to stand down. Thought she was passionate. Neither pm nor chief whip crying

— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) March 27, 2019

But before we can do that, we have to finish the job in hand. As I say, I don’t tour the bars and engage in the gossip – but I do make time to speak to colleagues, and I have a great team in the Whips’ Office. I also have two excellent PPSs.

How Lord Hennessy isn't a rapper's nom de plume god only knows

fuck voting through this deal to give a headbanger the reins for phase 2

pic.twitter.com/wubSEcFFLw

— no context bake off (@nocontextgbbo) March 27, 2019

hollywood for pm

just her way of taking attn off the actual worthwhile business of commons?

and to muddle erstwhile alliances probably

Mood in room respectful sombre bloody hot

That should have been the thread title

anything else shd've been the thread title

when i get this feeling i want Brexual healing

long, slow, lingering, sensual brexit: VONCing it up the wall in the lol we’re all gonna die era

I was thinking of “why yes, Mr Juncker, I’d love you to give us a long extension”

Let me lick you up and down
Til' you say backstop
Let me play with your Speaker, baby, make you real hot

Resignations, a million votes, and not a single clue. At it again. pic.twitter.com/VpHwfDgp8l

— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) March 27, 2019

I was definitely knowingly putting out the bg-signal when I posted that tweet but let the records show I did not ask for all of this

forget a red-white-and-blue brexit, we want a pink, purple and pearly white brexit

DUP spokesman says: "There is no statement scheduled."

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) March 27, 2019

throbbing, veiny Brexit

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2484/3167/1600/02%20Me%20%26%20Emma%20with%20Mr%20Blobby.jpg

turgid

mr blobby’s been on a diet and he’s loving life xp

this guy knows what's happening:
https://i.imgur.com/TS7SxDM.jpg?1

https://imgur.com/gallery/5C6i4

jesus god almighty

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rapidly softening brexit

I’m not linking any of the nsfw ones but by God they exist.

I'm glad the UK's going out like this, it's what it would've wanted

Putting the uk in bukkake

bring back xyzzzz ffs

the full cast poster, yknow what ive seen lazier biopic casting tbf

Was just gonna post it

xp are you saying it’s time for the tanks to roll into this thread?

so are the options currently being debated whilst the entire tory party are elsewhere or what

tanks, but no tanks etc

That all starts at 7.