Things you were shockingly old when you learned

I'd get rid of my cow but I need the eggs.

I was 52 before I tasted rhubarb. Can't get enough of the stuff now.

i definitely used to cross-wire dairy and eggs as a kid. must have been down to some kind of nutrition song or something that we learned?

That’s truly shocking, no snark. Rhubarb is a gift of the gods!

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I also thought eggs were considered dairy, but thought it was weird that they were!

milkmen always used to do eggs as well. perhaps that's where the confusion comes from. also, farms.

I mean, meat comes from farms too. Farms and militiamen.

milkmen still do eggs! and coconut milk and bread, all of which is dairy

Meat comes from cows too, but not eggs.

meat DOES come from eggs, what are you on about

wouldn't it have to be a fertilized egg to even be some kind of proto-meat?

I don't know eggs are fucked up

Apparently, green Haribo gummy bears are strawberry flavored and the red ones are raspberry flavored.

Those are the American bears. The European ones, I think the green are apple.

it's all the same flavour. can't believe you fall for this swizz

I am a haribo sommelier. Don't tell me it's a sham.

Wait, why would eggs even be part of a dairy food group?

I always thought of it as part of the "meat/meat alternatives" group, which is also the first thing that comes upwhen I Google "4 food groups".

Cows continued to lay eggs until sometime during the Middle Ages, hence the confusion. History, folks. Look into it.

I suppose proximity in the supermarket might have also facilitated my childhood confusion.

I always had some confusion about whether eggs were 'dairy' and eggs are in their own special section in the supermarket here (which you can never find), far away from the milk.

vague notions of eggs and dairy being in some similar category of something or other in the 80s

Things you don't consume 'raw'?

What, like chicken?

'Animal-derived products that aren't meat'? Honey is also dairy.

(I don't think I ever thought that eggs were dairy but they were definitely put in the same food group as milk in those old infographics.)

Have yrself a hunka' quiche

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Look, a wagon wheel!

1844 H. Stephens Bk. of Farm II. 709 Meat is then set down to them on a flat plate, consisting of crumbled bread and oatmeal.

Where I live we have long-since galaxy-brained into "lacto-ovo", "dairy" seems so old-world (apologies old-worlders).

They played pretty fast and loose with food groups back in the day. Butter/margarine, for instance, was once a group unto itself. Not sure how many servings they recommended.

Four sticks a day keeps adulthood away!

eggs are in their own special section in the supermarket here (which you can never find)

seriously

every time

lol i knew this would happen

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I'm getting over a cold and have been avoiding dairy (I usually do anyway). the other day I thought twice about getting eggs for breakfast, because they would contribute to my congestion. in other words, i am a Stupid man

I know where they are in my local Morrisons but I couldn't tell what section they are in and what's shelved alongside them. I will have to investigate this.

Eggs are next to the sugar and flour in our Sainsbury's for obvious cake related reasons.

the association of the milkman's cargo must be where the confusion comes from

Not sure whether this explanation from Quora was machine-translated or just ESL but I like it.

The misguided judgment that eggs are dairy items is regularly an aftereffect of perplexity between the terms dairy item and creature repercussion. While eggs are, in reality, delivered by creatures and, in this way, a creature side effect, they are not a dairy item or a subsidiary of dairy items.

Albeit numerous persons who don't devour dairy items likewise don't expend eggs as a consequence of sensitivities, dietary confinements, moral convictions or different reasons, persons who have milk hypersensitivities or are lactose narrow minded yet don't have a sensitivity to eggs can devour eggs as a piece of their eating routine without the antagonistic results connected with dairy intolerance or hypersensitivity.

LACTOSE. NARROW. MINDED.

I am using it from now on.

Eggs are in the vegetable/fruit section at my supermarket. Beside some nuts.

...creature repercussions!

After reading back over this thread I have just discovered that Crabtree & Evelyn was founded not in some quaint Cotswolds village but in Cambridge, Mass. I am a marketing man's dream.

i'm about to devour some beans as a piece of my eating routine

Wait, people still have milkmen delivering!?

it's rather less quaint but in the city I live now and the city I lived before now there have been local/regional dairy companies that will deliver milk on a weekly schedule

I always wondered why milk and papers were delivered, but nothing else. My little bro used to do the milk run back in the 80s, seems so oldschool to think of now.

I think it was a timing thing - milk, news, post delivered before breakfast.

Milk deliveries were quite ahead of their time, really - electric vehicles, reuse of bottles...

But, yes, mostly killed off by supermarkets.

it should be the other way round, we have just started a daily delivery and having milk magically appear on your doorstep every morning >>>> trudging to a supermarket to pick it up.

yeah I know several ppl who are getting milk delivered now

There was an association between milk and health that maybe made the idea of having the stuff delivered lack stiugma.
THough you would have other things delivered at the time, coal was delivered door to door and there are hatches in old houses for teh process. butchers would send their delivery boy around with meat delivery, probably other merchants/grocers/tradespeople/ whatever would too. It probably only fell away with the decline of the help level service industry and the subsequent rise of the supermarket etc. & now supermarkets deliver.
But there was a drive to have people drink milk to help growth in the wake of the first world war finding a lot of the conscripted men being seriously undersized. hence free school milk which i think Thatcher stopped.

The milk delivered at home would also magically *dis*appear - there was a lot of theft from doorstops apparently, to the point where the milkman was talking about giving up.

Feel sad for people who have never experienced cream-top milk sitting outside their door when they wake up in the morning.

Then again, the House Of Pain lyric "I'm the cream of the crop/I rise to the top" must have rang hollow in their youth.