"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

Did the government promise to uphold the result? I thought the referendum was touted as an advisory thing only.

That petition is the definition of futile politics

Chuka on when Corbyn saw him at the leaders meeting in May’s office: “he looked at me like some sort of... disease”

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) March 26, 2019

i thought they were bound by agreement to debate anything that reached a certain amount of signatures?

they sent a follow-up email saying they'd debate it on...april 1st

they must think this is all such a capital wheeze

i signed it but never got either email

i just looked though and its still going up and seems likely to reach at least 6m by then. Would be hilarious if it reached 17.5.

xxp it gets a Westminster hall debate, not one in the main chamber.

David Edgerton dismisses the "overblown claims" of that old "British Genius" nugget that popped up yesterday. Lots of postwar politicians including Wilson talked a mountain of shite about what Britain had invented, when the truth is that while 20th century new tech like jet engines, radar, antibiotics, nuclear research were competently developed in the UK in the war years, they absolutely were not invented here. Micheal Faraday was a true genius tbf.

This petition = Britisher genius

I didn’t sign the petition either because the government haven’t given a shit about ignoring 16 million actual votes, but I don’t disrespect people who did. The response will have made them angry. Good.

Haven't seen a Brexiteer lose a minute of sleep over this.

I admit I don’t have your surveillance capabilities, but all the last minute panicking & deciding to vote for May’s deal after months saying it was “vassalage” and similar doesn’t exactly look like the sort of five dimensional chess we’ve come to expect from them.

A few Brexiteers were hinting they could vote for May's deal last week if the DUP came round.

That’s true but they would be saying that in the full knowledge that the DUP aren’t going to vote for this deal now or ever.

Ultimately the ERG don't have enough votes, they had to use an excuse. My point is this petition isn't driving their turn towards May's deal

second image here

Some blue shirts candidates right here.#FarRightBrexit pic.twitter.com/8jtV7c38Se

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) March 26, 2019

Not saying it is, but i do think it means somethingthat Revoke is being discussed daily and being worked into amendments that have a chance of passing. I think it’s indicative that the political will might be shifting that way finally?

xp God yes, can’t believe I left the blueshirts thing out yesterday!

"Jo Cox False Flag"

fucking lunatics.

This thread is getting too long. Someone think of a witty new thread title.

Remainer minister: “We’re going to have a final reckoning during the leadership contest, and the losers will go because our differences are now irreconcilable. It will be a Bucks Fizz moment – who gets to still call themselves Bucks Fizz when the band breaks up?”

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) March 27, 2019

Their Cameron always lied.

had to get a reference to the og Bobby Gee to thread.

or as Johnson calls them Fucks Bizz

nice

a+

Hats off to Nashwan for that one, really.

Here we... here we... here we go... pic.twitter.com/aXAMbmPCyp

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) March 27, 2019

rowing in behind option A

I’m only sad they didn’t get some more of the alphabet in there so we could watch them debating amendments C,U,N,T,S. NOPE is a pretty lol combo though.

I am told cabinet secretary Mark Sedwill and attorney general Geoffrey Cox informed Cabinet that if at the end of the Letwin process MPs pass a motion mandating the PM to pursue a new route through the Brexit mess - perhaps a referendum, or membership...

— Robert Peston (@Peston) March 26, 2019

Also this is absolutely huge if true, it completely defangs May and means she can't simply refuse to sign off on what Parliament agrees.

Click through for the thread.

Nobody posted this yet?

Got to hand it to @krishgm for this exemplary #c4news intro for thick Tory charlatan Ben Bradley MP. pic.twitter.com/c6xjxxZwTu

— Paddy Sisyphus (@PaddySisyphus) March 26, 2019

They may well have done but posts on this move so fast it could be under the crease by now. Seconding suggestion we have a new thread, please leave some variant of “we’re all gonna die lol” in there so we don’t have to explain every time that Brexit is bad.

We should find technical solutions to the new thread problem.

Those options are amazing. Our best and brightest in the mother of parliaments at work

In this video, May will show you how to concoct an absolute mess 🙃 pic.twitter.com/tPl611t9W5

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) March 26, 2019

Excellent work in this thread by all, enjoyed catching up! Also holy shit at https://isbritaingreatagain.com/ <3

But what of Boris Johnson? By Sunday night, the erstwhile foreign secretary had unleashed another auto-parodic Daily Telegraph column quoting the God of Exodus, imploring: “Let my people go.” Oh dear. Even when he most needs to give the impression that he does, Boris Johnson is a man still unable to take himself seriously. That is his tragedy; unfortunately, he is ours.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/26/brexit-indicative-votes-grand-wizards-ultras

xp kmao

Tragically I think option A's "and bans MPs from ever doing this again without a 2/3 majority" means letting the MPs pick rules for a bit rather than Brexit.

the letwin process
the malthouse compromise
the bourne amendment?

Begging petition
Good fun time placards
The start of the county cricket season

https://www.hermitary.com/literature/moomin/muskrat-05.jpg

Neil O’ Brien and the way he might look at you.

What is there in uselessness to cause you distress?

Watching May say that the petition process has been monitored in case of “fraudulent signatures”.

Shameful q & a there at pmqs about the armed services.

“My son is the 4th generation to serve, can the Prime Minister assure him that if he is on an operational tour and mistakes are made and soldiers lose control and things go horribly wrong that he will not, fifty years later, be dragged out of bed at 6am and arrested?”

Just stick to killing the lessers and you’ll probably get away with it, that’s what the government is signalling with it’s disgraceful statements about this.

‘prime minister, can you please confirm that soldiers will continue to remain free from the consequences of war crimes’

i didn't join a volunteer army to be held accountable for my actions in service ffs

Can’t believe you can’t just kill the paddies without someone getting mad about it, it’s PC gone maaaaaaad

Cultural Marxism strikes again.

well if that's what it means certainly im agin it