The Locking of the Avril Thread

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http://www.stereogum.com/img/avrilmakeup.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

unless you mean about not being able to have Egyptian spiny mice as pets since we got two cats, yeah, I'm kinda pissed about that

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

looks like a scene from a Carrie sequel

yes but that was the point of "carrie", right?? it is only at the end of the movie when she is soaked in sweet, sweet blood, doing her wet t-shirt bit and fucking shit up telekinetically that she finally becomes sexy and womanly in opposition to her neuterizing mother and insecur-izing classmates.

milo's picture makes her look awful but i like the pink print metallica shirt.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

when she visited Mt. Rushmore one of the workers tried taking a chisel to her face but fortunately you can't really tell

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrm someone should find the pictures of Avril without mascara again :)

― svend (svend), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/images/video/film/poadvd/kh_61.JPG

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Leee you shameless criminal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, maybe I should pick up some red eyeliner.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, blame milo!

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/pictures/caps/mpoa/kh_5.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Should I be seeing something other than Media Blvd logos?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

leee your pictures aren't loading!! post the linx.

leee can't see them because they're cached on his computer.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Ned see them though?

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/images/video/film/poadvd/kh_61.JPG
http://www.katieholmespictures.com/pictures/caps/mpoa/kh_5.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

those don't work either.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahfuggedaboudit

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

That last pic of Avril posted by milo = Christina Applegate

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Pieces of April was the twee-est film in history.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think avril lavigne is notably pretty.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

also, i keep hearing this thread title set to the tune of "the wearing of the green."

― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I must be getting old 'cause she still looks too damn young.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that milo-posted pic of her in the metallica shirt makes her look to me like a cross between Jewel and my 13 yr old cousin who hasn't quite learned how to tastefully apply makeup yet.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

PS: What's the whole deal with this Callum guy? I take it this has been going on for a lot longer than I have been reading/posting here...

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

A long story, yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

some people enjoy some banter with him from time to time. it keeps everyone happy. there was a reason once, but the participants have forgotten what it was. don't worry too much about it aaron, its something they all need to do

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

he completes thee

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

the gist of it seems to be: Calum starts goofy thread---->Everyone bags on him----->thread gets locked. I've seen it happen a few times now, it's quite amusing.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Not really, esp. after it happens for the 100th time.

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure I'll be sick of it after a couple more times.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, i've been missing alla fun, lately.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Allah work and no play...

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

or pray, even?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

JOHN WILL YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED WITH RACHEL? IT SOUNDS LIKE A SAD STORY WORTHY OF MY SAD INDIE LIFE AND RIGHT ABOUT NOW IT WOULD PROBABLY HELP ME RESOLVE MANY THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN THE LAST 10 YEARS OF LIVING AND/WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 June 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

If someone could lower the threshold on the word 'offensive' sufficiently to explain this lock, I'd be grateful. Locking at this degree of wantonness is an arbitrary act which has the opposite effect to the one intended: sure, the thread was started by a repeat offender, but he's just about to be released from prison. He will take his place in society, and what's more, he will vote Democrat. But this throws him back into solitary and makes him more likely to want to wreak revenge, make mischief, use his creativity against us instead of for us, etc.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Umm, no. In the recent history, there have been two occasions when he's apologized, promised that he'll change his ways, and then after a while returned to his normal troll mode. It's a part of his show. I fell for it once, no one should anymore. We've given him enough second chances.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Lockism is the new rockism.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

'R U 4 real? Have U paid yr dues?'

This thread has been rocked by a moderator.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:22 (twenty-one years ago)

For those about to lock, we refute you.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 18 June 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

How is Calum gonna "vote Democrat" when he's a U.K citizen?

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:30 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a good question. Whoever you vote for in Britain, the Conservatives get in.

― Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Avril is many things to many people...
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl1.jpg = http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp200/p251/p25185ob6df.jpg
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl2.jpg = http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc800/c830/c83026k475u.jpg
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl3.jpg = http://www.space.com/images/box_courtney_love_03.jpg
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl4.jpg = http://www.zoo.org/special_events/zoo_tunes/images/mann.jpg

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

How is Calum gonna "vote Democrat" when he's a U.K citizen?

there is a party called "liberal democrats". they don't do much though.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:54 (twenty-one years ago)

avril is a meathole

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

is that a good or bad thing?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 18 June 2004 10:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I reserve the right to change my opinions on Ms. Lavigne's purtiness based on how she's lighted & how much makeup her helpers apply / trowel onto her visage - the pics of Ms. L most of you offer don't do her any favors, and only serve to bolster J0hn's point re: rodentia. Best she's looked = "I'm With You" video.

Milo, would _Pieces of April_ be less twee if the Mag. Fields soundtrack were replaced by Neurosis or Deicide?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 18 June 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

To pick up where Custos left off:

http://www.avril.cn/images/avril-lavigne-9.jpg http://www.olmstedpublicworks.com/parks/park%20graphics/oxbowpics/raccoon.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yuk yuk yuk

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 12:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I stand by my opinion that:

A) ILX is obsessed with me (especially the hstencil guy who is sooo desperate to rip me a new asshole he inadvertedly ripped a friend of mine's one in the process and THEN started on me only after he saw his fault. Fucking moron).

B) Avril Lavigne is well hot. Love these lips!

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

how old are you cman?

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha you're still ugly, Ralphie.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey man, I got "Aguirre, Wrath of God" for 2.97 last night!! It was in the middle of a whole rack of softcore and "erotic thrillers" on dvd, all at 2.97 ea as well (I didn't buy any of them though, sorry)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.travisdart.com/people/avril/avril.jpg
"But can you not see that I barely have lips at all?"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 18 June 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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