2020 Democratic presidential primary

lollllllllll top 3 dem candidates are white men

Iowa's a pretty white state.

lollllllllll top 3 dem candidates are white men

almost too dank for human viewing pic.twitter.com/nGt3G65VlW
— Mike Gravel (@MikeGravel) March 24, 2019

the shtick was mildly funny when you could sustain (barely) the idea that a 90something former senator was relentlessly shitposting on twitter, but they went too far and gave the same away. now it's just another set of chapo-watching smart alecs who happen to be mike gravel's grand newphews or whatever.

*game

"I also think our party should be focussing on the issues that made his presidency possible in the first place" = good to hear buttigieg is a socialist

i just listened to 2 minutes straight of julian castro talking about the implications of the mueller stuff today, and i can 100% scientifically guarantee that he will not win

i don't even disagree with what he's saying, he's just too boring

I forgot about Julian Castro. Is he still running?

Apparently Buttigieg hasn’t actually declared his candidacy so who knows who’s running

nor has Biden, let's not forget

no the gravel thing is still funny sry

I agree tbh. also:

Sen. Gravel is planning to announce his official candidacy for president on April 8, 2019. He's aiming to qualify for the debates, expose elite rule and imperialism, and then drop out. If you want to get involved, please fill out the form below:https://t.co/APhDnm6GmO

— Mike Gravel (@MikeGravel) March 25, 2019

He's aiming to qualify for the debates, expose elite rule and imperialism, and then drop out.

He can go fuck himself then.

given his advanced age, i sincerely doubt that

what's wrong with trying to get a platform and say some true shit on national TV

he's no more of a lost cause than 3/4 of the people "seriously" running tbh

Glad someone's stepping up to this cycle's gabbneb role.

If you don't want to be president, don't run for president.

exactly, that's what I think Trump did and look where we are

Whatever you think about Gravel, he is pretty obviously not a Trump analogue. His "run" is harmless and amusing (to me, anyway), and we all need amusement in these dark times. If and when it ceases to be harmless I will retract my "support".

lol expose imperialism

Gravel is 88. He may not physically make it to 2020, so don't worry about him too much.

great so everyone's gonna say he was killed by the clintons

I did not carry an assault weapon around a foreign country so I could come home and see them used to massacre my countrymen.

— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 2, 2017

why *did* you carry an assault weapon around a foreign country my dude

probably helping a dude with a broken arm

also wtf does this mean

As for the ethics of soldiering: as the Afghans say, "a lamb will be hung up by its own legs, and a goat by its own."

— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 2, 2017

he has kinky habits

also wtf does this mean

Everyone is responsible for his own actions.

just look at the state of this, smdh

A great day to be outside. Thank you, Las Vegas. pic.twitter.com/7YdvRnMFkL

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) March 24, 2019

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTM2MjU2NjM2NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjIyODI1NA@@._V1_.jpg

how dare u traduce miracle mile like that

we're gonna be diamonds

There's a "Beto Stands on Things" tumblr, right

if there's not, there's plenty of raw material to work with already

That WAPO opinion piece Beto O’Rourke is a walking, talking Generation X cliche got a lot of shit in the comments. I thought it was pretty spot on about why he's so distasteful if you are also gen x.

So far, everything I've seen of his national profile makes me think he was so successful in TX solely because of how much people despise Ted Cruz.

By which I mean, he's not terrible but he's also less inspiring than... Cory Booker.

he also activated the Butthole Surfers vote

I can't even imagine running for president and *still* talking about my record collection like it's a placeholder for a personality.

I can, which is one reason why I should never run for President

breaking my heart. You should totally run for president.

My President's Stupid Record Collection

this balloon is more irritating with every passing day. He was alright when he nearly beating Ted Cruz, now all I can see is a Woodworking Howard Schultz

xpost I am probably just annoyed because of gen x white boys always thinking that they were the gatekeepers of decent record collections/tastes.

Courtesy of "Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions":

https://66.media.tumblr.com/283f75b368e6cc375b340c6b3c329e43/tumblr_po9btotXyC1qfvz38o1_1280.pnj

she looks out all of us

Any good “Beto stands on capybara” photoshops out there?

beto juggling robbenballs