US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled”

ugh not ready for this

it's on

ugh, i feel sick. I need to go exercise and then drink a bottle of wine.

Hey guys

going straight for the wine

Mueller Report out. Probably too crowded first weekend. I’ll get a bootleg at the swap meet next week.

Who has a good scribd link?

i wonder how long this thing is actually going to be? is this gonna be like the warren report w/ the 27 extra volumes of evidence?

Mueller Report out. Probably too crowded first weekend. I’ll get a bootleg at the swap meet next week.

― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Friday, March 22, 2019 9:15 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are usually scalpers outside the venue, if you're willing to pay a bit more.

Mueller has wrapped up. Don, Jr. has not been indicted. Time to shift our hopes and dreams to the House Oversight Committee's investigations.

and don't forget to bring some extra cash for the swag.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/22/us/politics/mueller-report-release.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

The House voted unanimously in March on a nonbinding resolution to make public the report’s findings, an indication of the deep support within both parties to air whatever evidence prosecutors uncovered.

yeah... that's not my read on that. "non-binding" is a key phrase.

Barr statement: anticipates making principal conclusions public as soon as this weekend

i mean that supposition ("deep support within both parties") goes against literally everything the GOP has done for the past 2 years.

the usual NYT credulity

has to be extremely calculated, willful credulity at this point

basically Barr's going home, mixing a cocktail, and settling by the fire with a copy of the report.

and feeding certain pages into it

aimless, where i come from that's called "jinxing" and it's illegal xp

Barr is going to make a statement like "while there are circumstances and incidents that are troubling... fuck all you bitches who said I look like John Goodman on the toilet."

Report delivered earlier this afternoon per Justice official, delivered to DAG’s office and then within minutes to AG Barr; report described to me as “comprehensive”

— Laura Jarrett (@LauraAJarrett) March 22, 2019

Wow, comprehensive!!!

good luck usa

how did you pay for those extra exclamation points???

it's, freakign mueller time

https://www.madsenworld.dk/anigif/light/siren.gif

can’t wait for mueller to lock up hillary for doing pizzagate

Well, I'm gonna mix a cocktail and re-watch High and Low. Y'all notify me when Barr's ready.

part of our heritage requires a 3 yr shambolic brexit style shitshow amirite

Breaking: Mueller is not recommending any further indictments, says a Sr. Justice Department official.

— Del Quentin Wilber (@DelWilber) March 22, 2019

Mueller is not recommending any further indictments

That's pretty obvious even without someone telling it to Del Quentin Wilber.

Further indictments not under seal?

Barr statement: anticipates making principal conclusions public as soon as this weekend

― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Friday, March 22, 2019 4:20 PM

Barr: “I am reviewing that report and anticipate that I may be in a position to advise you of the Special Counsel’s principal conclusions as soon as this weekend.”

The "you" is Congressional leaders, not the public. I assume those congresspeople will drop some bombs and spin some spin, but Barr didn't say he was making anything public.

xxp ok write it up for lawfare

holy shit it’s leaked already

https://www.scribd.com/document/402800029/Report-from-the-Special-Counsel-Investigation-into-Russian-Interference-During-and-Before-the-2016-Presidential-Election

ah yes ok xxp

Oh my god, this is earthshattering stuff. I had a suspicion about how the mold got broken, but to see it spelled out in black and white...wow.

wow, it starts coming and doesn't stop

Oooh. LXVIII, damning stuff.

smash mouth was right xp

well, i definitely wrote that before clicking the link

At least it gets O'Rourke out of the news.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 22, 2019

holy shit that report

rip trump family

Can’t believe they didn’t censor exhibit D

Ilxors have connections though, you guys write for rolling stone and stuff. Plz discretely ilxmail me the report thank you

In other news which now seems entirely inconsequential, Lachlan Murdoch officially succeeded his pop as the head of Fox News this week. It remains to be seen whether that means a goddamn thing, but I'll take whatever slim chance there is that he sees the power he now wields and decides that he'd prefer to go down in history as maybe just a medium-grade POS rather than the hardcore + unalloyed variety favored by so many of late.

gonna rank the ten most delicious findings in the Mueller report brb

Poppy Trump Interzone