"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

I guess they could reapply almost immediately. However they'd need to go through the shit show of a referendum to get public support, and the various opt outs UK has Schengen/Euro etc would be tied in to any new membership, could make that difficult to sell. Assuming we crash out I can't see UK rejoining for another 10-15 years at least.

DL from remainiacs should start posting again

can we get jimmy bollocks to post here too

stet otm re the relevance of an otherwise-bollix poll in v effectively countering mays totally-bollix positioning of herself as the lone brave voice of the ppl

xp is this thread too peaceful for your liking

May even indicated she would, if necessary, be prepared to lead the Conservative party and fight a general election if one took place before 2022 – the date she has given for when she is prepared to stand down.

please let this happen

finally, the sensible people are talking

BREAKING: @TheUriGeller has today written a letter, handed exclusively to the Jewish Telegraph, to @theresa_may to state that he will "not allow you to lead Britain into #Brexit". pic.twitter.com/IIkPL2Z9g7

— Jewish Telegraph (@JewishTelegraph) March 22, 2019

i get as far as spoon to touch before checking the writer, what a wonderful moment the suspense was for me

I know nobody has any time for Uri Geller, but just a reminder that he apparently lacks the insight to quietly remove this from his website https://www.urigeller.com/my_friend_michael_jackson_/

fyi uri’s relationship with michael was strictly spoons

Great now I won’t know who ppl mean when they say the spoons mentalist has weighed in on Brexit

3.6 million signatures on the A50 petition...

that's a lot of busy bots and socks :p

can spoons mentalists pls stop weighing in on brexit

TS: 'spoons mentalist Vs spoons mentalist

Does the PM actually need keys to 10DS?

https://www.ft.com/__origami/service/image/v2/images/raw/http://prod-upp-image-read.ft.com/3e516330-44df-11e9-b168-96a37d002cd3?source=next&fit=scale-down&quality=highest&width=800

xp well if we’re committed to explaining the joke, geller wins cause he is an actual mentalist in the traditional sense of the word

It’s a good joke

let me be absolutely clear: we are 100% committed to explaining the joke

And insisting that it’s good

the people have already decided on that and we will not relitigate the matter

a few little spoonfuls of hilarity can be stretched a long way in these hard times!

uri geller has admitted to interfering in a foreign nation’s governance by preventing jeremy corbyn from becoming pm using his mind powers

mrs may, i call upon you tonight to do the right thing and declare war on israel

the sheer QUANTITY of Tory names to which i have seen the appositive "May's de facto deputy" appended

i mean, just go ahead and add uri geller to the list, why not

im may's de facto deupygh

> Does the PM actually need keys to 10DS?

there's no keyhole. the bloke has to let you in.

feel like there has to be a back door or something

some variety of exit perhaps

I would love it if it turned out the antisemites had been barking up the George Soros tree when it turned out to be Uri Geller arranging things with the power of his spoons all along.

xps lol yeah you think Murdoch goes in the front door or something

i heard once that the black door you always see basically IS the back door, lending no. 10 a kind of unearned rep for unpretentious humility that is belied by a palatial interior once you get inside.

10 tardis street morelike

It's going to spoil it when May launches a dirty protest before they finally drag her out

may’s been staging a dirty protest for about 18 months now iirc

next occupant might need to leave that back door open for a bit

i became obsessed for a while with what someone looking *out* of the door of no.10 sees -- viz who lives on the other side of the street and do they find their neighbourhood tiresome but the answer is quite boring and practical it's just a big normal-looking entrance to the foreign office

Did anyone here walk down Downing Street before they stopped that kind of thing? I vaguely remember looking down the street pre-barriers as a nipper but don't think we actually walked up to No 10.

hasn't madchen, late of this parish, been with her work?

That's cheating

Very much currently of this parish, but I think too sensible to read these threads.

xp I did! I went to Downing Street in 1986 on a primary school trip to London. had picture taken with the policeman iirc

might've been early 1987, think we went to York in 1986

seeing early suggestions that the mueller report is also just one long absolute rinsing of t may

Yeah, I did that stroll down Downing Street..

In fact, I was somewhat shocked when I was in the area last year and saw the big heavy railings/fence. How long has that been there, I asked not rhetorically..

Industrial-strength FBPE whinging at Labour canvassing tomorrow and Corbyn having a rally up north - guys, not everyone is able to go to the march. People who can’t afford to come down to London have issues worth listening to and they don’t go away while we have Conservative governments.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/no-chance-of-us-deal-if-brexit-leads-to-hard-border-1.3835621

nice special relationship ye have there

shame if anything were to ...... happen it

I just think about Toby Jones' jowls quivering in Alfredson's Tinker Tailor whenever I hear about the "special relationship"

morelike tory pwns howls amirite