2020 Democratic presidential primary

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damn that was a good joyce answer


it’s a known thing that if you mention Joyce you’re going to have your work cut out to shut him up.

definitely not disqualifying :D

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:34 (seven years ago)

I will never stop laughing if teen shitposters actually manage to get Gravel onto any of those debate stages.

Simon H., Thursday, 21 March 2019 02:07 (seven years ago)

Warren/Mayor Pete is Dream Ticket stuff.

― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, March 20, 2019 9:52 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha, I just said nearly this exact same thing elsewhere.

⅋ (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2019 02:44 (seven years ago)

Asked at #CNNTownHall why he saw X-rated film w/his mom, Hickenlooper says he didn’t realize how graphic movie was and he planned to see it with friend. Home from college, he was about to bolt during dinner. He asked if she wanted to join. “So I took my mother to see Deep Throat”

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) March 21, 2019

j., Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:05 (seven years ago)

OK, you guys are pretty smart. It was indeed Buttigieg—who on the one hand is very much in his element among the self-selected audience at a 538 live podcast @ NYU. But on the other hand, we've done quite a few live shows and have not seen many reactions like that. https://t.co/nmsoaVot7b

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) March 21, 2019

buttigiegentum

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:19 (seven years ago)

wonder if he’ll get enough free media over the balance of this year to make his candidacy viable, and does that even matter if activists start flocking, these questions have no answers

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:43 (seven years ago)

If the campaign press take a shine to him, as they appear to be doing, it would boost his profile considerably. The flip side of that is that they'll then tear him down because they can.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 21 March 2019 04:09 (seven years ago)

I think America is ready to hop on the Butti train.

⅋ (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2019 04:14 (seven years ago)

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23FeelTheButt&src=tyah

jaymc, Thursday, 21 March 2019 04:19 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/F1d0Y0O.jpg

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 04:25 (seven years ago)

lol

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 21 March 2019 04:32 (seven years ago)

That mullet is plausible.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 10:36 (seven years ago)

so now the chatter is about Biden Shocking the Press with a VP nominee, and it's...Stacey Abrams.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 11:23 (seven years ago)

shiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyet

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 21 March 2019 11:26 (seven years ago)

does stacey abrams know about this?

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Thursday, 21 March 2019 11:26 (seven years ago)

Waking her up now iirc

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 11:41 (seven years ago)

Everything I know about Stacey Abrams involves her sticking to some kind of plan/outline she's set up for her career, and being a veep for Biden seems at odds with all the rest of it.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 21 March 2019 12:10 (seven years ago)

big if true

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 12:46 (seven years ago)

Trump will nickname her Stacey LAMEbrams though, america couldn’t survive it

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 21 March 2019 12:50 (seven years ago)

good luck usa

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 12:51 (seven years ago)

hmm idk at this stage

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:20 (seven years ago)

Seems like a bad idea to me but I am not new to being wrong

Simon H., Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:25 (seven years ago)

Fuck you, Biden.

⅋ (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:27 (seven years ago)

Abrams is needed in Georgia.

⅋ (crüt), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)

Yep.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:30 (seven years ago)

how normal is it to be discussing a running mate this far ahead of even the primaries? seems desperate

rob, Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:30 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/OeVN8t7.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:31 (seven years ago)

Not just Abrams! NYT:

Among the people Mr. Biden’s close allies have discussed for the role are Stacey Abrams, the former Georgia House minority leader who narrowly lost a race for governor last year, and Ms. Harris and Mr. O’Rourke, if their campaigns appear to flag in the coming months.

jaymc, Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:38 (seven years ago)

leave Stacey alone, she has work to do

Brad C., Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:43 (seven years ago)

yeah, exactly. run on your own merits for a while (like the rest of the field is doing) before trying to spackle over your deficiencies with a running mate

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:49 (seven years ago)

if biden runs on his own merits he's gonna run out of road v quickly

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:50 (seven years ago)

clearly

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:54 (seven years ago)

would be great if Abrams made a public statement saying "sorry the Senate is more important"

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 21 March 2019 13:57 (seven years ago)

vote for me, joe biden, a guaranteed one-term president

Biden’s top advisers float 2 unprecedented steps to address his age and satisfy Dems’ thirst for change

- a 1-term pledge, to which Biden himself is strongly resistant

- an early VP choice, maybe not immediately but well before Iowa@jmartNYT & me >https://t.co/cqMq4VgXhW

— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) March 21, 2019

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:04 (seven years ago)

man, Biden's already demonstrating the shrewd, savvy instincts that made him unstoppable in 1988 and 2008.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:08 (seven years ago)

A one-term president is a crippled president. His advisers have mulch for brains.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:08 (seven years ago)

yall desperate to drag biden huh

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:08 (seven years ago)

desperate? he drags himself

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:09 (seven years ago)

biden's already demonstrating the shrewd, savvy instincts that encouraged him to be extremely creepy towards women at public events for decades

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:09 (seven years ago)

honestly I don't mind the running mate idea *in general* and it would actually be neat if more people did it. but being the only one to do it is sus as hell

Simon H., Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:13 (seven years ago)

not sure if I'm included in that "yall" but I was genuinely wondering if there was a precedent for VP talk at this stage. The Cruz/Fiorina announcement was the end of april 2016 and he suspended his campaign a week later.

rob, Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:15 (seven years ago)

The stupidity and arrogance of thinking Abrams and Harris have more to lose by not accepting his generous offer amuses the hell out of me. What noblesse oblige, whitey!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:16 (seven years ago)

^^^

Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:17 (seven years ago)

pulling a stunt lie a one-term pledge or an early VP pick would be such a sign of weakness at the outset. like why would the "frontrunner" do something desperate looking?

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

like

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:28 (seven years ago)

imagine being an advisor to biden and thinking it's his age that's gonna be the real issue and not getting #metoo'ed into the stratosphere

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:29 (seven years ago)

Or:

1. His age.
2. His color
3. His history of confusing "foreign policy experience" with wisdom

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:32 (seven years ago)

imagine being an advisor to biden and thinking it's his age that's gonna be the real issue and not getting #metoo'ed into the stratosphere

are there any stories out there (other than fucking up the Thomas confirmation) or is this based on photos?

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:35 (seven years ago)

I would only get behind a Biden run if he put F-boms in each and every one of his public statements. I still wouldn't vote for him in the primaries but there would at least be entertainment value in him being there.

GDPR vs GAPDY (DJP), Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:35 (seven years ago)

are there any stories out there (other than fucking up the Thomas confirmation) or is this based on photos?

just the photos. the many, many photos.

Simon H., Thursday, 21 March 2019 14:37 (seven years ago)


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