"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

Yes, he gets the falafel

good lad

Some place in Archway always wins an award and I think it might be his kebaberie of choice.

more like fail-afel innit? (joking, i was a veggie for 20 years*)

*long

SNP surprisingly low on that graph. Are kebabs not that popular in Scotland or something?

All about the Munchie box in Scotland.

Is the Barnier statement overspun or genuine, I wonder. “Election, referendum or ditch the red lines” is a set of options I don’t think May is physically capable of deciding between.

let’s take back control of our country by err faceplanting into a situation where those filthy eurocrats could well topple the government

Was this posted?

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good one banky

:D

Was this posted?

Well, no, you can see it wasn't

(Didn't have chance to catch up on the thread first)

(joke is "posted" = "mailed")

I think it was a joke that would not be understood by an American.

xp!!!

return to sender.

I remember more than a decade ago that Michaelangelo Matos and I were both under the same misapprehension, while we were growing up, that the song was called Return to Cinder.

Wai-ai-ai-ait Mr. Postman though.

speaking of dead letters

Number 10 indicates PM extension letter will definitely be sent tmrw

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) March 19, 2019

To Mr W?

So she’s to request a short extension in the hopes of strong arming everyone into the deal? Surely, surely we are at no-conf time by now?

For a brief moment after MV2 had failed horribly last week she spoke to the house like "okay guys, fuck it, you sort it out. Have your second ref or revoke A50 or whatever you can agree on." then she must have gone home, dusted herself down and thought "no! I am Theresa May. I don't change my plans, ever" and here we go again.

Why they spent 2 days fucking around with the no deal vote and the other vote i've forgotten is beyond me

up to the tories innit. i still believe you tend not to go far wrong if you bet the tories will always vote for self preservation. TIG don’t want to no confidence. and a lot of the media “pressure” is basically blaming Bercow and the EU.

ofc she could get an agreement through by conceding/negotiating labour’s proposals. but that wd split the tories so no dice.

the good old fourth estate putting our gov under serious scrutiny as per. glad I don't live in some commie hellhole.

I realise that what May likes to do to relax is ask the EU for something that they've already said they can't provide, but still, Jesus.

I'm a little skeptical regarding whether "Jeremy Corbyn says yes" would provide a short extension, at this point.

It's a bit passe to complain about this stuff but Laura Kuenssberg tweeting about people who though TIG would lead to a new style of politics likely being depressed by Mike Gapes and Ian Austen being voted out of committee seats explicitly reserved for Labour MPs is mind-boggling.

next week or so is going to be a spicy meatball

Wondering if we get to the point where we hold EU elections if people will actually take it seriously rather than the pitiful turnout as per.

Mail firing a shot at MPs and “Zealot Brexiteers” this am.

I think the worrying thing here is that the Tories are rapidly fracturing over what is best for the party, which is why she is refusing to make a decision between them. There’s likely an increased chance they try to eject her, though that’s v difficult because of December

Might be worth standing on a "The pay is decent, why not?" ticket

Xpost, obv

it has got to be point in the proceedings where the press are asking politicians (blair; leadsom) if they’ve been convening with god for guidance on brexit.

may god have mercy on our souls

Who Will Be the Leader of the Conservative and Unionist Party on 28 March 2019?

the odds may be long but there's still time, folks

EU Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier has said the EU will not grant it without a "concrete plan" from the UK about what they would do with it.

https://i.imgflip.com/2ehzgn.jpg?a431376

still time for miles morales to clinch it imo xp

the uk’s concrete plan: fuck about & fail to get a deal agreed iirc

Let’s all take a moment to remember this, that look on Tommy Robinson’s face will never get old, absolutely rinsed him hahahaha pic.twitter.com/CYbsYO9NuT

— Madz (@bonclust) March 18, 2019

yak yak getting pwned by Akala is pure feelgood/

Wondering if we get to the point where we hold EU elections if people will actually take it seriously rather than the pitiful turnout as per.

this would also mean EU citizens living in the UK - such as myself - would get to vote, lol

that Akala clip is gold. Also saw him make similar arguments to a (surprisingly reasonable, though I'm sure he started talking bollocks again as soon as the clip ended) Piers Morgan.

What dick edited that Akala video?

this potential land reform in scotland is probably going to be disappointing but at least there's some noise about it https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/20/report-calls-for-reform-of-unhealthy-land-ownership-in-scotland

never mind, my phone must've played it weird, thought it was all jump cuts

i've just seen my first TV ad for government guidance on leaving the EU, these fuckers sure are organized

dr Liam fox isn't fucking about either, we apparently have a signed + sealed trade deal with Liechtenstein.

disgraced MP liam fox seems to actually be halfway competent at his job... which is perhaps a frightening harbinger of the headwinds to come on negotiating trade deals post-EU exit (looking at the few deals he’s managed to get over the line)

never mind, my phone must've played it weird, thought it was all jump cuts

― Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 10:36 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my phone does this all the time with twitter videos it is v annoying i agree

Why they spent 2 days fucking around with the no deal vote and the other vote i've forgotten is beyond me

I think it was important in that it established Parliament's red line and the EU knows it, which is why it's pushing for a GE, 2nd referendum or softer Brexit.

It has to be a 2nd ref at this point, it doesn't necessarily solve anything but it's the only way out we've got barring a freak landslide for either side in a GE. Otherwise we end up back at Parliamentary impasse again soon enough.

never mind, my phone must've played it weird, thought it was all jump cuts

that's how you win an oscar nowadays