How does me not being an asshole help those people have a good time?
*sighs, goes back to being asshole*
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 05:18 (seven years ago)
My mother-in-law posted that not two days after posting another one calling Islam "a cancer that has to be removed from the world." (Which she posted the day before the NZ shooting.) She's so clueless.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:27 (seven years ago)
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― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:53 (seven years ago)
*drops mug*
― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 12:57 (seven years ago)
i get creeped out when people look out for me more than 5000%
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 15:10 (seven years ago)
https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/this-morning-i-used-redbull-instead-of-water-to-make-my-coffee-after-15-minutes-on-a-highway-i-realized-i-left-my-car-at-home.jpg
― i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 09:29 (seven years ago)
https://scontent.fhuy1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11750641_10206556706250555_104548981984958260_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent.fhuy1-1.fna&oh=bb1b2ad8ea1b239d5e3116dcebe6155c&oe=5D11CD65
i wish i was dead
― Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 March 2019 08:55 (seven years ago)
Noted English nationalist George Bernard Shaw.
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 24 March 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)
Would bet a sizeable sum that none of the cunts sharing that shite are familiar with the work of Shakespeare Milton or GBS
― Helel Cool J (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 March 2019 11:33 (seven years ago)
Good parodyhttps://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314464814472888320/564218477133430794/image0.jpg
― moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 6 April 2019 23:54 (seven years ago)
thanks for the dn
― Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 April 2019 04:20 (seven years ago)
you are not welcome!
― alomar lines, Sunday, 7 April 2019 05:21 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/pYp6s7p.jpg
― buttigieg play the blues (crüt), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:04 (seven years ago)
for instance, it could be The Joker
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:13 (seven years ago)
President Earthworm Jim
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:14 (seven years ago)
lol tracer
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 April 2019 23:36 (seven years ago)
"He tells Parisians he shares their pain - IN FRENCH" - so he shares their bread, then?
― emil.y, Saturday, 20 April 2019 00:27 (seven years ago)
lol!
― kinder, Saturday, 20 April 2019 06:24 (seven years ago)
MORE 👏 WOMEN 👏 WAR 👏 CRIMINALS 👏
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― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 27 April 2019 18:38 (seven years ago)
lol, this is going to be a trainwreckhttps://techcrunch.com/2019/04/30/facebook-dating-secret-crush/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 20:09 (seven years ago)
https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58381053_659943941127321_3356062572938788864_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_ht=scontent-frt3-1.xx&oh=c4c9c2f94e9685019d6d369c1ca424e7&oe=5D6D2C6E
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 3 May 2019 16:59 (seven years ago)
At least two of these girls are clearly making a number of non-positive judgements.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 May 2019 17:04 (seven years ago)
that meme is the equivalent of the now-defunct ilx TITTWIS posts. you love being around positive people? how very nice for you. tell me more.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 3 May 2019 19:36 (seven years ago)
I love being around gram-positive bacteria.
I love being around HIV-positive people.
I love being around positive battery terminals.
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 May 2019 20:08 (seven years ago)
proton pals
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 3 May 2019 22:23 (seven years ago)
https://scontent.fhuy2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/60010466_2335189730028690_3242713721662865408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fhuy2-1.fna&oh=6b2351a0e7f49cabddca2cb7ae9763bf&oe=5D5DC69B
jesus
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:15 (seven years ago)
actually i'd like to go on record as not ever knowing what the fuck i'm doing, thx
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:21 (seven years ago)
off the top of my head I cannot think of a single person who knows exactly what the fuck they are doing
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:28 (seven years ago)
i could elaborate on this story but i'm not gonna but i mean imagine liking this
― call me cismale (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:30 (seven years ago)
stop being so fucking forgiving xp
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:31 (seven years ago)
the quality of mercy knows exactly what the fuck it is doing
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:32 (seven years ago)
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― omar little, Monday, 17 June 2019 22:10 (six years ago)
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relationships/if-you-cant-handle-me-at-my-worst-you-dont-deserve-me-at-my-best-declares-sociopath-20181214180601
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 17 June 2019 22:23 (six years ago)
Ok, I'll think about single use plastics if you think about the two transatlantic holidays you take each year.
― koogs, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:04 (six years ago)
The FaceApp hysteria is the dumbest freakout in recent memory.
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:59 (six years ago)
Based little in fact, shared by 90% of my friends
the funny part is people are posting it on Facebook which has years and years of pictures, records of what you did and where you went
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:01 (six years ago)
bUt ItS RuSsIaN
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:03 (six years ago)
"If you don’t know what’s going on, Face App is a Russian app that has been proven to turn on your camera when you aren’t using it as well as go through your pictures. Because it is an app that you download through an App Store they will be able to match that data with your personal information. The face scanning nature of the app probably also means they are trying to start tracking Americans if they enter the country."
This is an intelligent person who is so incredibly on point on a wide variety of sociopolitical topics and then they write this Weekly World News fodder
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:30 (six years ago)
unfrienddelete facebook
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:35 (six years ago)
Nuke from space to be safe
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:43 (six years ago)
Also Cats sucks
― Fuck Trump, cops, and the CBP (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:44 (six years ago)
^ this is a pretty much perfect final message. do it!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:49 (six years ago)
It's 2019, we're all gullible idiots now. And that's OK.
― jou're much too jung, girl (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 July 2019 19:49 (six years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/47276347_565164730615381_8555368300064800768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmFkYMSMHH7ItAHyMhbn9KqUkrztat1GaDN_v2lYpiHlvVx758lMCwKApu4REY5hGs&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=ef1f33ebca0e9d0fcc30573931aabf6f&oe=5DB36821
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:17 (six years ago)
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― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 08:20 (six years ago)
THEREFORE TRUMP 2020
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 09:21 (six years ago)
Ok lol at “Well, our kids are assholes”
― rob, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:31 (six years ago)
hard to imagine that the person who wrote this could raise asshole kids but hey, millennials, what are you gonna do amirite
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 12:32 (six years ago)
https://scontent.fhlz2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/11016819_721099204661829_2732389479366159709_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_oc=AQkEIXxgee46-s-jAmwuUvhT1dL5qXXBER03BBoc7lD1jfKEE2kOtZ698RTqxCxGgo4&_nc_ht=scontent.fhlz2-1.fna&oh=35b756641e634bafb383351add2eb84a&oe=5DDAAFAD
hmmm yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawgi
― vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 29 July 2019 04:52 (six years ago)