batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

damn, owned

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202019-03-16%20at%201.20.33%20PM_zpsipwrwlps.png

This is a fun game.

Aiding people = good, AIDS = bad
Pain = bad, pain au chocolat = good
Existence = good, existential crises = bad

Garrison thinks he understands brexit

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/brexit_farage_may-1024x769.jpg

i cannot fucking parse that at all

May is basically Damien Hirst in disguise?

The blurb with it, um, explains? Not sure that's the word.

Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May claims she’s on the side of the public when it comes to Brexit, but other than her tennis match with Parliament, nothing ever seems to happen.

Her unacceptable ‘deal’ to leave the EU continues to be rejected. Why can’t Britain just leave with no deal? The globalists claim it would be economically disastrous. Maybe, for them.

The pro-Brexit Nigel Farage is disgusted that May rules out leaving the EU without a deal. He called the Prime Minister’s performance “appalling and pathetic.”

It has been nearly three years since Brexit was passed by British citizens, but little progress has been made on actually exiting. British citizens have for too long experienced taxation without representation. They have become slaves to the dictates of gray bureaucrats in the globalist de facto capitol, Brussels. Ignoring the millions of voters who want Brexit is courting danger—maybe even a revolution.

Think France.

It’s time for Britain to ‘walk away’ from the EU. Instead, they’re walking into another variation of the EU cage by means of trickery and delay tactics.

It’s time for May to resign.

makes u think

"I drew a political cartoon, here's a paragraph that explains it"

like what's that lock actually locking

Credit to garrison for simulating the effect of encountering a 19th c. political cartoon and wondering what the fuck it's trying to express.

'walk away'

The UK is a lion because it's a constitutional monarchy and lions rule the jungle, you see. Faceless, globalist EU scum have caged it, you see, and Nigel Farage is the only British politician who understands its plight, you see, but he's prevented from unleashing the noble lion by Theresa May, you see, who is in fact a treacherous illusionist and lion tamer, in league with the, er, enemies of the natural order of things, you see, and that's why she refuses to open the lock, even though it's on her side, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's all quite tragic.

The lock is notably not locking anything to anything else, but such are the travails of art.

I get it now, Garrison is in fact nimbly riffing on these lines from The Waste Land:

We think of the key, each in his prison,
Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison.

shoulda done a frying pan/fire thing

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg/300px-Out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg

Don't we have 'a thread for cartoons about British politics which are bad cartoons'? This qualifies.

Yup. Here it is.

so... Nigel Farage's head smells?

I think we might have a champion in the worst cartoon of 2019 stakes

https://i.imgur.com/7QWtBE0.jpg

Given how simple the Alabama state flag is, that cartoon is as lazy as it is offensive.

nominative determinism rides again

if his partner was called Burns and they got married it would double barrel either way.

I cannot help but shed a happy tear when I recall the proud moment when Alabamian babies defeated the Japanese on Iwo Jima.

they planted the flag at iwo jima too early, just like declaring alabama the winner now. a good comic.

perfect

pic.twitter.com/03Cy0A9lOh

— The Daily Signal (@DailySignal) June 14, 2019

Does anyone else think that’s a little racist

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9RsRnZXkAA9pin.jpg:large

pete buttcoin image suggests good ol' ben may need an intervention

who is the rino there? Lindsey Graham?

For Garrison's audience Pete being gay means just one thing: he has buttsex. It is the ne plus ultra of gayness.

ha yeah, his butt is legal AND tender, nice one Garrrrrison

I like how he disapproves of gropey politicians, right on Ben

i can't see those two extra letters next to BIT on Hillary's coin, let me lean in for a closer---oh shit he did not

Swiss Bitcoin

xp
Also the pyramid & eye - pizzagate!

Is Millennial Money rainbow colored because only millennials care about teh gays?

anyone know where I can buy a Karl Marx fountain pic.twitter.com/vjv582ZTGv

— yung pu-erh (@woke_hoover) June 17, 2019

ok jaymc pointed out that that was apparently intentional satire of conservative ideas about colleges:

Current Affairs published a cartoon showing how ridiculously stupid the conservative notion of US college campuses is. Someone took the label off, and r/The_Donald upvoted it without realizing it was a joke at their expense. https://t.co/zxYReWRHrJ pic.twitter.com/727zPvCERp

— Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson) February 9, 2019

ahahaah that's incredible

Did anyone find Wally?

takes the teeth out that it's a lib outfit that made it

CA is a tad more libsoc than lib

messed up

https://i.redd.it/5ann3hc63v521.jpg

The original is amazingly worse: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/9tdyji/ben_garrison_remember_how_slavery_was_a_voluntary/

what if GOP candidates all wore red suits?

Every single one of them:

http://stonetoss.com/comic/

To wit, his latest:

https://i0.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/american-freedom-comic1.png?zoom=2&fit=1000%2C1000

wow

I'm struggling to determine whether this guy is worse than Garrison or if it's just a different generational flavour of awful or both.

well today the most august Kate Adie has stuck up for Tommy Robinson on twitter and got lots of flack for it. So PC has definitely gone mad in the land of bowler hats and socialism!