enjoying the way open leftism so rapidly restores to the "we're the new counterculture! do what you feel!" right of 2016 its proper burden of trying to get u off on anality. look away, they want u to be FRREE
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 March 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link
huh?
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 15 March 2019 07:11 (five years ago) link
AOC is cool, so opposing her is uncool - people used to make the same point about Beto O'Rourke, but have, er, stopped.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 March 2019 11:20 (five years ago) link
trying to get u off on anality.
hawt
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 March 2019 11:30 (five years ago) link
He gave Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Tulsi Gabbard enormous angel's wings. Some bearded guy in a checked shirt (with very strange hands) is shackled to the USA. But the USA is securely founded upon Millennials. It all makes perfect sense!
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
He also continues to give AOC darker skin
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
If you're not as pale as a female Fox News anchor, you're black.
― pomenitul, Friday, 15 March 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link
p much
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link
Strange that he selects the three darkest-skinned female candidates rather than the three most socialist ones
― Bnad, Friday, 15 March 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link
It's OK because he gave AOC clothing made of leaves and shells to highlight her primitive status.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 15 March 2019 23:22 (five years ago) link
shouldn't trump be tied up because he wants to hear the song? or is mr. millennials the real leader?
― adam the (abanana), Friday, 15 March 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link
damn, owned
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202019-03-16%20at%201.20.33%20PM_zpsipwrwlps.png
― omar little, Saturday, 16 March 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link
This is a fun game.Aiding people = good, AIDS = badPain = bad, pain au chocolat = goodExistence = good, existential crises = bad
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 March 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
Garrison thinks he understands brexit
https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/brexit_farage_may-1024x769.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link
i cannot fucking parse that at all
― i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
May is basically Damien Hirst in disguise?
― calzino, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link
The blurb with it, um, explains? Not sure that's the word.
Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May claims she’s on the side of the public when it comes to Brexit, but other than her tennis match with Parliament, nothing ever seems to happen. Her unacceptable ‘deal’ to leave the EU continues to be rejected. Why can’t Britain just leave with no deal? The globalists claim it would be economically disastrous. Maybe, for them.The pro-Brexit Nigel Farage is disgusted that May rules out leaving the EU without a deal. He called the Prime Minister’s performance “appalling and pathetic.”It has been nearly three years since Brexit was passed by British citizens, but little progress has been made on actually exiting. British citizens have for too long experienced taxation without representation. They have become slaves to the dictates of gray bureaucrats in the globalist de facto capitol, Brussels. Ignoring the millions of voters who want Brexit is courting danger—maybe even a revolution.Think France.It’s time for Britain to ‘walk away’ from the EU. Instead, they’re walking into another variation of the EU cage by means of trickery and delay tactics.It’s time for May to resign.
Her unacceptable ‘deal’ to leave the EU continues to be rejected. Why can’t Britain just leave with no deal? The globalists claim it would be economically disastrous. Maybe, for them.
The pro-Brexit Nigel Farage is disgusted that May rules out leaving the EU without a deal. He called the Prime Minister’s performance “appalling and pathetic.”
It has been nearly three years since Brexit was passed by British citizens, but little progress has been made on actually exiting. British citizens have for too long experienced taxation without representation. They have become slaves to the dictates of gray bureaucrats in the globalist de facto capitol, Brussels. Ignoring the millions of voters who want Brexit is courting danger—maybe even a revolution.
Think France.
It’s time for Britain to ‘walk away’ from the EU. Instead, they’re walking into another variation of the EU cage by means of trickery and delay tactics.
It’s time for May to resign.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link
makes u think
― i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link
"I drew a political cartoon, here's a paragraph that explains it"
― flappy bird, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link
like what's that lock actually locking
― plastered in paris (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
Credit to garrison for simulating the effect of encountering a 19th c. political cartoon and wondering what the fuck it's trying to express.
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
'walk away'
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link
The UK is a lion because it's a constitutional monarchy and lions rule the jungle, you see. Faceless, globalist EU scum have caged it, you see, and Nigel Farage is the only British politician who understands its plight, you see, but he's prevented from unleashing the noble lion by Theresa May, you see, who is in fact a treacherous illusionist and lion tamer, in league with the, er, enemies of the natural order of things, you see, and that's why she refuses to open the lock, even though it's on her side, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's all quite tragic.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link
The lock is notably not locking anything to anything else, but such are the travails of art.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link
I get it now, Garrison is in fact nimbly riffing on these lines from The Waste Land:
We think of the key, each in his prison,Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
shoulda done a frying pan/fire thing
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg/300px-Out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg
― brownie, Thursday, 21 March 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
Don't we have 'a thread for cartoons about British politics which are bad cartoons'? This qualifies.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 March 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link
Yup. Here it is.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 March 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link
so... Nigel Farage's head smells?
― blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 22 March 2019 23:27 (five years ago) link
I think we might have a champion in the worst cartoon of 2019 stakes
https://i.imgur.com/7QWtBE0.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
Given how simple the Alabama state flag is, that cartoon is as lazy as it is offensive.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 May 2019 07:39 (five years ago) link
nominative determinism rides again
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 18 May 2019 10:06 (five years ago) link
if his partner was called Burns and they got married it would double barrel either way.
― calzino, Saturday, 18 May 2019 10:16 (five years ago) link
I cannot help but shed a happy tear when I recall the proud moment when Alabamian babies defeated the Japanese on Iwo Jima.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:12 (five years ago) link
they planted the flag at iwo jima too early, just like declaring alabama the winner now. a good comic.
― adam the (abanana), Sunday, 19 May 2019 02:43 (five years ago) link
perfect
pic.twitter.com/03Cy0A9lOh— The Daily Signal (@DailySignal) June 14, 2019
― JoeStork, Saturday, 15 June 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link
Does anyone else think that’s a little racist
― frogbs, Saturday, 15 June 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D9RsRnZXkAA9pin.jpg:large
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link
pete buttcoin image suggests good ol' ben may need an intervention
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
who is the rino there? Lindsey Graham?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
For Garrison's audience Pete being gay means just one thing: he has buttsex. It is the ne plus ultra of gayness.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
ha yeah, his butt is legal AND tender, nice one Garrrrrison
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link
I like how he disapproves of gropey politicians, right on Ben
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
i can't see those two extra letters next to BIT on Hillary's coin, let me lean in for a closer---oh shit he did not
― omar little, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
Swiss Bitcoin
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
xpAlso the pyramid & eye - pizzagate!
― nickn, Monday, 17 June 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
Is Millennial Money rainbow colored because only millennials care about teh gays?
― confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link
anyone know where I can buy a Karl Marx fountain pic.twitter.com/vjv582ZTGv— yung pu-erh (@woke_hoover) June 17, 2019
― na (NA), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link
ok jaymc pointed out that that was apparently intentional satire of conservative ideas about colleges:
Current Affairs published a cartoon showing how ridiculously stupid the conservative notion of US college campuses is. Someone took the label off, and r/The_Donald upvoted it without realizing it was a joke at their expense. https://t.co/zxYReWRHrJ pic.twitter.com/727zPvCERp— Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson) February 9, 2019
― na (NA), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link
ahahaah that's incredible
― frogbs, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link