The Lysergic Acid Diethylamidiotic Joe Biden & Sarah Palin VP Presidential Debate thread in the 2 zero zero 8 (2008 party over oops)

see, i dont see the red team drinking very much in that scenario xxxp

where is joe biden bingo

Ha, I like "remembers talking point in mid-sentence" -- doing this for Palin would get you messed up for sure.

e.g., her bailout answer, which with light-bulb noises kinda goes:

But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping BING oh, it's got to be all about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and BING reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and BING trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today. We've, we’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation.

Oh and MOOSE, those are a big problem facing a lot of the Americans I talk to, and, you know, SNOW-MACHINES, we have to ask ourselves are our snowmachines affordable

has the person who wrote that drinking game actually had fun drinking, ever? complicated rules don't work. stupid shit that can't actually be done, or that would get you slapped doesn't work. the only thing that works is drinking. focus people

"folks" - drink
"ahmadinejad" - drink
"surge" - drink
"700" - drink
"aisle" - drink
anecdote about regular person met on campaign trail - three drinks

http://www.economist.com/blogs/democracyinamerica/2008/10/scoring_the_debate_1.cfm

"trickle" - drink
palin thanks ifill for asking the question (thanks elmo!) - drink
palin uses lack of "another 9/11" as evidence that republicans have been good for national security - drink
biden praises mccain's military service - three drinks

maybe this is getting too complicated - scratch above and replace with

"trickle" - drink
"another 9/11" - drink
"served" - drink

"the" - drink

Anyone know who the two dopes were on Lou Dobbs' show claiming Palin will win (or SHOCK FOLKS with her performance at) the debate?

i think im gonna stick with:
palin thanks ifill for asking the question (thanks elmo!) - drink
palin remembers talking point in mid-sentence - drink
biden audibly laughs at palin - drink
scranton - drink (this one really just to make sure i dont come out of the debate sober)

I think The Best Political Team On TV And Hey Don't Forget Assholes already started playing the drinking game!

ooh, i also like
every time Palin starts a sentence with "Ya know"

Will Palin bring her guitar?

http://www.proteinpower.com/drmike/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/deliverance.JPG

Haley Barbour pre-debate chat with KCouric: "Obama is clearly articulate and well-spoken..." no less than 4 times. Dear lord.

Well, I have my Blue Peters pre-rolled, bringing new meaning to fired up and ready to go...

In 1982, Barbour was the Republican candidate for United States Senate but lost to incumbent Democrat John C. Stennis.[4]

During this failed bid for Senator a controversy arose at a campaigning stump. According to The New York Times, in the presence of the press an aide was complaining to Barbour that "coons" were going to be at a campaign stop at the state fair. Barbour warned the aide, in front of reporters, that if the aide persisted in racist remarks, he would be "reincarnated as a watermelon and placed at the mercy of blacks."[5]

let's do this

Brokaw notes Palin's "puckish sense of humor."

"can I call you Joe?"

"can I call you joe?" drink!

very thankful

"Can I call you Joe?"

!!!!!!!

oh yeah, biden gets in the first thank you

this is all very chummy so far

Biden didn't insist on "Mr. Biden"

+1

all she has to do is get out a complete sentence here to exceed expectations, right?

No, call me Herr Oberkommander Biden

nice solid, steady answer from joe here

actually... stringing sentences together

"privilege"

dook dook dook

SOCCER.

DRINK.

BETCHA.

DRINK.

is thu economy a smiley face or a frowny face?

"I'll BETcha"

SOCCER GAME

That voice! Cheese-grater on expanded polystyrene!

she's doing the obama thing of looking at the camera!

welcome to hell! :-D

deer headlights

lol she's staring straight ahead making sure she remembers every word

do we have to drink everytime she mentions sports?

even suspending his campaign!

CNN's EKG tonight is BATTLE OF THE SEXES.

RESOUNDING BAROMETER

WINK!

goddamn those American workers rock, don't they?

she winked!

DON'T SAY NO SHIT ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN AND THE FUNDAMENTALS. SARAH GONNA GET YOU.

O NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE