US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled”

Karl Malone has talent for more than just basketball.

I can't say I'm thrilled!

The Fake News photoshopped pictures of Melania, then propelled conspiracy theories that it’s actually not her by my side in Alabama and other places. They are only getting more deranged with time!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 13, 2019

fake Melania confirmed

remember

President Trump pointed to a window in the White House residence, and said: “She’s doing great. She’s looking at us right there.” Reporters turned to look at the spot he indicated, but there was no sign of the first lady. https://t.co/8zLn4h6YPz

— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) May 25, 2018

still can't tell whether "fake melania" is a joke or not, either way it's not funny and i don't give a shit

60% joke, 40% I wouldn’t put it past him-ism

Well at this point a certain percentage of real Melania is probably fake anyway.

Fake Melania is so dumb and everyone participating should feel bad

hey don't disparage Fake Melania like that! she my not be the smartest Melania but she has a good heart

I must be dumb then because I'm really starting to think there might be a fake Melania

if there really is a fake melania it's definitely funny

I mean _I_ believe the reason she vanished for like, 3 months that one time is because he beat the shit out of her so I won’t look down on anyone’s baseless theories involving DJT and this administration

the real Melania will never be as fake and dumb as her husband, but she is v definitely both

I must be dumb then because I'm really starting to think there might be a fake Melania

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 13, 2019 8:06 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have a feeling if i searched this board for "fake melania" it'd just be a sequence of frogbs posts so... we know

Is it accurate to call someone 'fake' when she's been slowly replaced cell-by-cell through overexposure to the Thing-like organism posing as her husband? I mean even though those dogs belied their apparent doghood when they erupted into a mass of fleshy tendrils I don't know that I would've called them 'fake' per se.

We're clearly living in a weird horror story at this point so I'm not going to be too hasty in dismissing any possible scenario.

Fake Melania is so dumb that ... it's as likely to be as real as everything else dumb about this man and his life.

agree

some of these posts re melania are....super weird tho

good morning!

(I guess because we're also at the point in my personal lifetime when credulity is at an all-time high and critical faculties at an all-time low, I should point out that I'm 100% goofing on the notion of fake Melania and that my mind has not appreciably eroded as a result of the slow-motion collapse of reality to which we're all bearing witness.)

This presidency is so surreal that I really don't know where I would draw the line when it comes to something so ridiculous I'd dismiss it outright.

simon otm

i think we're all overlooking the possibiity that there's never been a real melania at all

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2019/01/03/magazine/04-m-night-shyamalan.w570.h712.jpg

ok i give up enjoy yourselves i guess

BN also otm

fuck does the 'm' in m. night shyamalan stand for... melania?

the fake melania shit being reported by real news sources makes me want to slap people.

and otm that it's not even funny.

slow news day eh

fuck does the 'm' in m. night shyamalan stand for... melania?

― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:39 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, the 'M' is short for "M. Night Shyamalan"

everyone involved in this historically terrible fiasco of a government, however they've opted in, are worthy of scorn, derision, ridicule and potential criminal investigation
i am not excepting Barron, who I fully expect to be plotting an overthrow of canada as we speak
but maybe, in general, focusing on actual horrible things they're doing instead of invented craziness is a wiser route

I mean all else aside it's very hard for me to square the existence of a person who would voluntarily put themselves in a situation where they risk regularly seeing Donald Trump's naked body.

focusing on actual horrible things they're doing instead of invented craziness is a wiser route

this is nobel and all but like you said in the start of the post it's all a shitty mess and nobody cares about anything real anyways

*noble

I thought she was in hiding waiting for the swelling etc to reduce from having A Little Work Done.

heh

ABJ: “It’s not particularly persuasive to argue that an investigation hasn’t found anything when you lied to the investigators”

— Andrew Prokop (@awprokop) March 13, 2019

"Saying I'm sorry I got caught is not an inspiring plea for leniency." - Judge in Manafort trial

— John Santucci (@Santucci) March 13, 2019

ABJ announces the sentence:

60 months on Count 1, 30 months of that served concurrently with EDVA sentence
13 months on Count 2, to be served consecutively

— Andrew Prokop (@awprokop) March 13, 2019

So satisfying that Manafort will be ever-so-slightly older when he's finally released from prison. Wave goodbye to your late sixties and maybe even a little bit of your early seventies, Paul!

He's going to miss at least a couple seasons of his favorite shows. So delicious, this justice.

So 73 months makes last week's 47 months moot. It's an improvement.

so it's 43 months added to 47, right? Minus 9 already served. 6.75 years.

oh, I misread that tweet

Guys it’s gonna amount to a few more months before he’s pardoned anyway

Am I correct in assuming a pardon will also wipe out the $25 million he’s been ordered to pay back?

i'm just curious which "photoshopped image" DJT is referring to? the Alabama thing was a video. did he take a real picture of his wife to be a Photoshop?

Note: Donald Trump doesn't actually understand what 'photoshopping' means or entails.

'photoshop' is just another way that his brain worms have latched onto to say 'fake news'

Do I gotta Snopes dis sumbitch for yall

Eh, I'm given to understand that Snopes is totally photoshop. Sad!