US Politics March 2019: “I can’t say I’m happy. I can’t say I’m thrilled”

Can't stop, won't stop: Ilhan Omar drives the Fox hordes nuts again.

Omar on Trump and Obama: "one is human, the other is really not" pic.twitter.com/Mwr3TWS09P

— TPM Livewire (@TPMLiveWire) March 12, 2019

Boeing should be getting dragged in front of a house committee tbh

Can’t believe my state keeps giving tax breaks to those fuckers when they just spend the money shipping jobs to North Carolina and apparently rails of coke for the avionics engineers

Tomorrow, he suggests replacing Obamacare with leeches

it's interesting to see a Dem like Omar sussing out what any number of Republican reps have for a long time: she's going to be reelected by her district not the national press

that's a real good answer, in terms of not retreating while addressing the disparity between the Grifter and... others

More people need to point out re: Trump that taking on a vaguely-human shape does not in and of itself a human being make.

Chuck Tingle tried to tell us.

furious trump unable to control his blinding crab rage, spilling over with bubbling void tar as he attempts to maintain his human form pic.twitter.com/7d15USDTqM

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) October 10, 2016

that's karl malone's handiwork iirc

Do plane crashes in Africa killing all 157 people on board not get reported in the US or something?

Africa is a shithole country and/or countries iirc

Lol, yes that is mine. I’m guessing more people saw that in chuck tingle’s tweet then saw it as the cover image to doonaldjtrump.com, which is why I made it in the first place.

I blame boing boing, who kept using it for their articles without crediting me, even after I contacted them and was told they would stop using it (which was lame because I didn’t want them to stop using it, I wanted them just give me an illustration credit)

I didn't know that was yours! I've remembered it ever since.

I blame boing boing,

Great song!!

hearing that to the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the Boing Boing

wow i didn't know Karl Malone wrote Chuck Tingle's entire bibliography. that's cool

Karl Malone has talent for more than just basketball.

I can't say I'm thrilled!

The Fake News photoshopped pictures of Melania, then propelled conspiracy theories that it’s actually not her by my side in Alabama and other places. They are only getting more deranged with time!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 13, 2019

fake Melania confirmed

remember

President Trump pointed to a window in the White House residence, and said: “She’s doing great. She’s looking at us right there.” Reporters turned to look at the spot he indicated, but there was no sign of the first lady. https://t.co/8zLn4h6YPz

— Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) May 25, 2018

still can't tell whether "fake melania" is a joke or not, either way it's not funny and i don't give a shit

60% joke, 40% I wouldn’t put it past him-ism

Well at this point a certain percentage of real Melania is probably fake anyway.

Fake Melania is so dumb and everyone participating should feel bad

hey don't disparage Fake Melania like that! she my not be the smartest Melania but she has a good heart

I must be dumb then because I'm really starting to think there might be a fake Melania

if there really is a fake melania it's definitely funny

I mean _I_ believe the reason she vanished for like, 3 months that one time is because he beat the shit out of her so I won’t look down on anyone’s baseless theories involving DJT and this administration

the real Melania will never be as fake and dumb as her husband, but she is v definitely both

I must be dumb then because I'm really starting to think there might be a fake Melania

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 13, 2019 8:06 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have a feeling if i searched this board for "fake melania" it'd just be a sequence of frogbs posts so... we know

Is it accurate to call someone 'fake' when she's been slowly replaced cell-by-cell through overexposure to the Thing-like organism posing as her husband? I mean even though those dogs belied their apparent doghood when they erupted into a mass of fleshy tendrils I don't know that I would've called them 'fake' per se.

We're clearly living in a weird horror story at this point so I'm not going to be too hasty in dismissing any possible scenario.

Fake Melania is so dumb that ... it's as likely to be as real as everything else dumb about this man and his life.

agree

some of these posts re melania are....super weird tho

good morning!

(I guess because we're also at the point in my personal lifetime when credulity is at an all-time high and critical faculties at an all-time low, I should point out that I'm 100% goofing on the notion of fake Melania and that my mind has not appreciably eroded as a result of the slow-motion collapse of reality to which we're all bearing witness.)

This presidency is so surreal that I really don't know where I would draw the line when it comes to something so ridiculous I'd dismiss it outright.

simon otm

i think we're all overlooking the possibiity that there's never been a real melania at all

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2019/01/03/magazine/04-m-night-shyamalan.w570.h712.jpg

ok i give up enjoy yourselves i guess

BN also otm

fuck does the 'm' in m. night shyamalan stand for... melania?

the fake melania shit being reported by real news sources makes me want to slap people.

and otm that it's not even funny.

slow news day eh

fuck does the 'm' in m. night shyamalan stand for... melania?

― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 15:39 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, the 'M' is short for "M. Night Shyamalan"

everyone involved in this historically terrible fiasco of a government, however they've opted in, are worthy of scorn, derision, ridicule and potential criminal investigation
i am not excepting Barron, who I fully expect to be plotting an overthrow of canada as we speak
but maybe, in general, focusing on actual horrible things they're doing instead of invented craziness is a wiser route

I mean all else aside it's very hard for me to square the existence of a person who would voluntarily put themselves in a situation where they risk regularly seeing Donald Trump's naked body.

focusing on actual horrible things they're doing instead of invented craziness is a wiser route

this is nobel and all but like you said in the start of the post it's all a shitty mess and nobody cares about anything real anyways