"oh you don't get me I'm the end of the union": lol brexit is how we're all gonna die

https://i.imgur.com/3UxF1dn.gif

Charles Walker on from 13:27 btw; gets good from 13:30. Need a tea mug with "Brexiteers Tears" on it now

― stet, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 14:32 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cannot believe the open goal here

good luck uk

CH having an entirely normal one.

Do you support political change due to threats of terrorism?

That is another of the fundamental failures of this situation. They should have done only what was good for law abiding people.

Considering they bend to terrorists type treats, and barter on human rights, it is the nadir of the UK political system.

Cooper would not be a good choice. Tom Watson has positioned himself very nicely, and since he cured his FBS he's very presentable.

There are a suspiciously large number of people who come on here and proclaim their leave-supporting bona fides. They then berate the ERG for rejecting May's BRINO/surrender or even suggest that it is time to give up and revoke A.50. No doubt a few are genuine, but it is safest to regard them all as probable false-flag operators.

The UK is a mere 300 years old, our EU membership under 50 years, both insignificant timescales since the great flood of Doggerland 11,000 years ago that separated Britain from Europe geographically.

Thus, a few months or even a couple of years extracting ourselves politically from the EU is inconsequential. Even if, Remainers block unilateral exit on the 29th March, sooner or later they will be dispatched at the ballot box and BREXIT delivered.

The instrument of delivery may be a reformed Tory party, with Boris at the helm, or a Farage-led BREXIT party. It doesn't matter which but time is up for the Federalists.

xp nah fuck ye tbh

fair

DOGGERLAND

also BRINO

("rule the waves, with new BRINO")

where stan collymore is from

The RA gonna be the next destination of leftist American soldiers of fortune a la pisspiggranddad or whoever, or more generously the Abe Lincoln brigades

boris johnson pictured here demonstrating his affection for doggerland

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its the plot of the new stallone Schwarzenegger et al

brexpendables

Five Live presenter just boldly claimed "we'll be covering the vote and we're here to make sense of it for you"

lol no

oh well why dont u come down to anfield and we'll see then wont we

Close to 20 MPs backing May now, even if this doubles and there are some abstentions, plus Lab Brexiteer backing and you are easily looking at three figures as a defeat margin.

AND May will still be PM by the end of the week!

*chanting* 🎶 Doo-ggger-land Doo-ggger-land 🎶

*LOLICO now joins the chant* 🎶 Doo-ggger-land Doo-ggger-land 🎶

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1efGRCX4AAwdhF.png

Lilico's been in the pub early

dire times then PC is asking you how old you are

22 switchers so far. losing margin down to 186. 45 mins to go

For me the ideal result tonight would that we somehow arrange a way to agree to ship Lillico off to Rockall and that he set up his own political system there.

Interesting idea. He’s got some ideas of his own about that.

eg Suppose we had a community on a spaceship with very limited resources, no means to imprison someone & a death cultist repeatedly tried to release all the oxygen, killing everyone & proved successful in persuading others to do the same. Eventually death might be the only option

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) August 2, 2018

Interesting idea. He’s got some ideas of his own about that.

eg Suppose we had a community on a spaceship with very limited resources, no means to imprison someone & a death cultist repeatedly tried to release all the oxygen, killing everyone & proved successful in persuading others to do the same. Eventually death might be the only option

— Andrew Lilico (@andrew_lilico) August 2, 2018

told you it would be close.

lolico! what a deeply strange man.

Well, only one way to find out for sure

Will the government losing by “only” 150 votes or whatever be spun as a victory somehow

lol @ lack of enthusiasm for this vote here. This should be anticipating something decisive, but regardless may will hang on I guess, or at least it feels so alarmingly inevitable

Heavy agree with lolico

whats this

comrade alphabetical is now a dark enlightenment sea-steader

shenanigans

“now”
I’m watching this rn and everyone looks like they wish they were trapped in the Lilico scenario.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/Let%27s_All_Go_to_the_Lobby.png

CLEEEEEEAR THE LOBBY

ugh I forgot how bbc parliament comments on this like it’s the snooker

Ooh look we found new advice at the last second

When she loses this vote, is May going to whip her own MPs in favour of keeping No Deal on the table tomorrow?

Read that Lilico tweet assuming he was making some point about Brexit and didn't especially bat my eyelids

She has to wriggle out of that vote somehow; it’d both be a disaster for the government and for the next election. It’s a party-splitting move to boot.

It has to be a free vote, if she loses this one how is she going to whip her MPs otherwise?

Sounds like No vote is considerable

She can't whip anybody to do anything.

I can safely say the no lobby is absolutely rammed.... the PM is about to face another huge defeat. #Brexit #BrexitShambles pic.twitter.com/tRywgG4y1e

— Hannah Bardell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈 (@HannahB4LiviMP) March 12, 2019

Are the Indie Group voting with May? Can't even remember

Hilarious if they split.

Nah, against xp

Massive majority from across the House of Commons voting down the Prime Minister's deal yet again. pic.twitter.com/FuWvNX7QjJ

— Paul Sweeney MP (@PaulJSweeney) March 12, 2019

fair play to her she’s used the additional negotiating time she bought herself at the beginning of the year well.

it’s like some sort of anti-politics.

trying to pun on "the art of the possible" but I got nothing

NEW When PM loses my understanding is that Government has received advice not to push A50 extension to a vote - out of concern it will be amended to something unnegotiable with EU27 (who must approve it unanimously)

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) March 12, 2019